Wednesday, January 6th 2010
Burbery's Missing Top Model
There's something a little strange going on with Emma Watson's right leg in this ad for Burberry. Either Emma's leg got a case of the shies and his hiding behind her brother's leg, or Burberry Heather Mills-ed her while she was on the Photoshop table. Or maybe, just maybe, she's got an invisibility cloak on her leg. Let's go with the latter.
And yes, that's her brother looking at us like we're a giant wallet and he's a barely legal gay hustler on Santa Monica.
via Photoshop Awards
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I thought she was an only child. Both of them are pretty.
I know...there is a terrible MODEL shortage that hit the planet along with the finance crisis...it;s terrible...we've had to stoop to using mop haired awkward teenage actresses and their geeky brothers to model DESIGNER clothes!!!!
i mean come on people...hire MODELS to MODEL....hire ACTORS to ACT!!
do not corss contaminate.....do not cross contaminate!!!!
Damn! this is a real dude AND her brother?. I thought it was her as a chick and a guy too, until I read the story.
As much as I like the Harry Potter books, I couldn't care less about the movies and the actors... so I don't give two rat's asses about Emma Watson and her attempts to become a model.
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I think he's cute, which makes me feel creepy because he looks like he might be about 16 years old.
I think Emma is pretty, but she's not super talented.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
OMG! Funniest story regarding this guy.
I was sitting on the tube in London and saw this boy opposite me. I thought he is kind of pretty from the right angles, but kind of ugly from others. Then I saw he was carrying a Storm Models booklet and it said "Alex Watson" across the front. I made sure to remember the name and looked it up when I got home. Turns out this is the new "Burberry boy". He looked pretty arrogant but I was just thinking "gaaaay" all the time.
I had no idea it was Emma Watson's brother!
For a splıt sex I thought that was her as a man and a woman
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Ha LisaRose! Me neither...
SpiceDong: I cannot stand Kristen Stewart! UGH!
Her leg is so skinny it's simply hiding behind his leg. That would never happen to me!!
Burberry advertising is posing them to appeal to the young British hipsters with their too cool attitudes.
I do like her short trench though.
the mccartney's knee ..ex wife look is popular....some people
say amputate first ask questions later
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Now speaking of Heather Mills...
I don't say this often, in fact at all, but I think MK is particularly harsh on the one legged ho.
It must be damn hard to navigate gravity on one leg.
TEAM HEATHER.
it's weird that her brother looks more like her than she does! haha ----photoshop.....
@ evilshoe
oh god, i even know the book you're talking about. the heaven leigh casteel series? THey look very alike, bro has such a pretty pretty mouth, but he looks dead in the eyes. Bitch needs to smize!
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Could some of these Photoshop "accidents" actually be deliberate? A way to get all the bloggers talking and re-posting the ad? No such thing as bad publicity?
It just oozes snobbery.
Heather Mills-ed. LMAO! Ty Ty needs to teach these two how to smile with their eyes.
ooop... i thought the brother was a cleaned up version of samro...
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That photo gives me a V.C. Andrews vibe. It almost looks like a painting.
I have no complaints. They are both cute and Emma isn't disgustingly washed out like many of Hollywood's finest.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
WTF is Emma Watson considered a "fashion icon"? I agree with the other poster who said she comes across as very boring.
Who cares. Big deal.
Absolutely adorable girl!
I'm a bit worried that she is going to school here in the states...so far those HP kids have stayed out trouble....
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
I will never, ever be able to understand the fuss over this girl. About as plain and boring looking as it can get. She also can't act for shit so I'm frankly delighted that after next year, or whenever the (hopefully) last instalment is, she'll take all her "hard-earned" millions and fuck off of the face of the planet once and for all and I'll never have to look at that fucking beigeface of hers again.
I like her. She's pretty and doesn't act like a dumbass a la Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, etc.
WHO are these two little hungry waifs?
THIS is the look they wanted??
Emma's just imitating "Dexter by Design," chapter 2.
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Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 7:04pm.
She's looking a bit Stepford Katie in the face...
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I thought it was Katie at first.
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menudo! She could spread it all over tittays while thrashing from the pounding I'm hitting her with from behind as her "brother" whips the walls of the splashing tomato sauce!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by Waka Baka on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:45pm.
He would be even cuter if he was on his knees looking up at me with that purty mouf. Her, bent over my kitchen table, her face in a bowl of .... pick a dish... Any dish!
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Chili con carne? Menudo? Kim Chi?
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That ain't right to cut a whore's leg off like that...It' just ain't right.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Or her leg is knee deep in her little bro's ass...
Okay. I should have said, "Who poses with their sibling that way?"
Skeevy.
;p
1. The pose is... awkward. Not natural.
2. Is it possible that her knee looked like a giant scrotum so they... photo-shopped it out? I don't know. I just know that I don't like the picture. I like Emma though... XD
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:22pm.
i thought the dude on the left was Kristen Stewart or however you spell her name...the lame bitch from the Twilight movies.
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Me too! She had an androgynous look in "The panic room"
Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 7:06pm.
Who poses with their brother this way?
My cousin does....w/ her gay brother ; )
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Ugh, I'm so bored of Hermione and now she's bringing her family along? Great.
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I'll tell you who poses with their brother this way, Incestalina Ho-lie.
Who poses with their brother this way?
Skeevy.
OMG! Heather Mills stole this girls leg. Why didn't her butch bodyguard protect her?
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
She's looking a bit Stepford Katie in the face...
Hard-faced girl. She's got the dyke look of Jodie Foster, only uglier.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
as absurd as it may look, its possible that shes just bending her leg in a way that it stayed behind the kristen stewart brother look a like. just try imagining the bent leg, i don't think its a photoshop error.
Submitted by Waka Baka on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:45pm.
He would be even cuter if he was on his knees looking up at me with that purty mouf. Her, bent over my kitchen table, her face in a bowl of .... pick a dish... Any dish!
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Chili con carne? Menudo? Kim Chi?
That leg looks ridiculous.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:24pm.
Tibia Repairo!!!
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or "femurus visibilus!!!!"
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Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
He would be even cuter if he was on his knees looking up at me with that purty mouf. Her, bent over my kitchen table, her face in a bowl of .... pick a dish... Any dish!
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
He looks more like Kristen Stewart than Emma!
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He looks like he should be Kristen Stewart's brother.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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I always knew she would grow up and be pretty. And speaking of pretty, her brother's mouth definitely is!
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