You Can't Hide The Possum, Kate!
Kate Gosselin tried to cover up the rabid possum on her head by using Jon Gosselin's nutsack saliva to glue Bret Michaels' skank-covered weave scraps on top of it, but it didn't work. The rabid possum is still there and it's foaming at the mouth with rage that she would try to bury it under a mound of polyester hair. The rabid possum will soon fly above like Kandi on the red eye.
Kate told People that she's giving herself a fresh start by putting a not-so-fresh weave on top of her head, "I'm starting over. It's good to have hair again. I never thought I'd have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I'm rebuilding. There's no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals."
You know, the cuntress of cuntery should really watch herself, because if she "opens up" even more she might turn inside/out.
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I wanna read the Jersey Shore secrets!
The FUCKING Situation!!!!!!!
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Dude making funny of Snooki on SNL
what in the sam hill reality show possum head hell is on her head? a freakin afghan hound?! at least snooki saved the cover.
Woot! Kate's gonna get some real men who know what to do with their equipment. Bet she purrs like a kitten in her shows after that. You go girl, chew them up and spit them out! Use a condom.
LOL i thought this magazine cover was a joke! seriously who gives a fuck about the jersey shore and kate gosselin? i'm sick of these reality "star" losers.. they're no talent idiots who get paid way too much, when 'normal' people like myself bust our asses and still come up short. ridiculous.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
No better than Nadya Suleman. Or the scum that pimp child prostitutes in any random slum.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 11:14pm.
Walmart dolls have better hair than that. Gross!
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hahaha Now THAT boys and girls is a insult!
good one. :)
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Walmart dolls have better hair than that. Gross!
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Was her weave supplied by the same people that hook up Brit Brit? That hair looks TERRIBLE.
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Kate looks good when she smiles...it prolly won't happen again though.
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SNOOKIE LOOKS LIKE A MINI FAT ELVIRA!
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A FAT GOTH IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE BRONZER.
HEY, ANYONE REMEMBER "LAS HIJAS DE ZAPATERO"??? THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THREAD OF 2009 ON DLISTED, IMHO.
If it's even possible, she looks worse.
And she needs to STFU and go away and take care of her kids. Why is she larger than fuck on the cover of Peepoo, smiling insanely like below decks Gerard Butler is tongue swabbing her mizzenmast?
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
It wouldn't bother me in the slightest if this is the year that she just drops dead.
I'm not gonna hate on her make-over cause the bitch looks better. You go on girl, work that new single life!
Do weaves come with a free wonk?
I hope it's cuz they hurt.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
I was enjoying not hearing about this asshole as much. Shame on people magazine for putting it on the cover.
Bitch looks like Britney Spears 15 years from now. Sheesh.
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Y yes! I totally did that on purpose:)
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Here's a better pic of the new do.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/S0UB2fUye-I/AAAAAAABC0I/ZCOR1mRn6B...
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:26pm.
Blonde weaves are the root of all evil.
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Pun intended, Angel? lol!
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Blonde weaves are the root of all evil.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Couldn't give a possum shit about this hag - more interested in Elin. Where's the 411 on her MK??????? Go git your faggy ass to the store and buy a People mag STAT!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Buys fake hair and People puts her on the cover?
Okay..
Ahh, this picture was a total mind fuck!
*kills self with advil*
....she looks like hasslecrack
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She looks like less of a bitch with longer hair, but I'm not fooled. Oh no. Not fooled at all.
We're butches? I thought we were bitches? Fvck, TerriAnn, make up your mind!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
she could've done something more exciting than a polyester weave to get herself back on the covers.
1. Sex tape (ew- but works)
2. Lezzie (hello- wouldn't need to change the hair for that!)
3. start fucking a new hot piece
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
THe natural response to her being well received by the horde for staying normal is to get extensions
Submitted by snideychick on Wed, 01/06/2010 -
There was a movie about just that situation. It's called Yours, Mine, and Ours. Henry Fonda and Lucille Ball are the stars. Possumhead should check it out as a how-to dating manual.
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That movie is cute.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:25pm.
OMG SHUT UUUUUP! do you realize what you've just done? You've given tlc the idea of a new age brady fucking bunch!!!!
Here's the story.... of a man named sucker, who was raising up 8 boys of his own....
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Lol, it's her only hope. I was watching this episode of True Life a long time ago about single parents and there was this divorced single dad on there raising 6 or 7 of his own LITTLE kids and he complained about how hard it was for dating. So his idea of a date was to bring the woman over to his house for dinner while all his kids crawl all over her and run around. She had this look on her face like "HELL NO" once she saw what it was like. Maybe this dude and Kate need to get together!
At first glance she looked like Tara Reid, another useless piece of shit.
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 1:54pm.
True, she better get used to being a single woman until all those kids are grown. Only way I can imagine a man wanting to be with her (not just for fucking and leaving) is maybe if he had a bunch of kids of his own. People like that are meant for each other.
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OMG SHUT UUUUUP! do you realize what you've just done? You've given tlc the idea of a new age brady fucking bunch!!!!
Here's the story.... of a man named sucker, who was raising up 8 boys of his own....
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Submitted by super martian r...1/6/10 1:54pm
True, she better get used to being a single woman until all those kids are grown. Only way I can imagine a man wanting to be with her (not just for fucking and leaving) is maybe if he has a bunch of kids of his own...
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There was a movie about just that situation. It's called Yours, Mine, and Ours. Henry Fonda and Lucille Ball are the stars. Possumhead should check it out as a how-to dating manual.
And all D-listers who said this is a FAIL hairdon't: CO-SIGNED!
Submitted by mary jane on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:10pm.
Is she serious? I read the name but couldn't figure out who it was until I read the text. Who the fuck told sold her that wig? Kim from Atlanta Housewives?
I think you hit the nail on the head, Kate wants to be the next Real Housewife of Pennsylvania.
What's one ugly weave. Piece bonding doesn't work in thinned hair like that. Looks lik matted straw around her neck.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
In all seriousness, I wonder what her vagina looks like.
Is she serious? I read the name but couldn't figure out who it was until I read the text. Who the fuck told sold her that wig? Kim from Atlanta Housewives?
What's with the color scheme from Xanadu? My love for that movie is confusing my antipathy for Kakakate.
... and TERI ANN! You are my favorite chaperone at the Playa Hatah's Ball! hate hate hate!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 1:57pm.
You overbearing butches here need to be nice. I know Rosie off the market has sent you nutters over the edge but come on there's alays hope...
TEAM OVERBEARING BUTCHES!! YAYYY!
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TeriAnn on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 1:57pm.
You overbearing butches here need to be nice. I know Rosie off the market has sent you nutters over the edge but come on there's alays hope...
- OMG TERIANN!!!! Are you lost? This is a Possumhead post you know.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
You overbearing butches here need to be nice. I know Rosie off the market has sent you nutters over the edge but come on there's alays hope...
1. Kate needs to start over with that weave. (Epic fail)
2. Jersey Shore's "The Situation". Yeah, he's kind of gross, obnoxious, and dumb as a post, yet I'd still hit it (although I'd feel bad about it afterwards)
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 1:24pm.
If Kate seriously thinks polyester hair is going help her land a man who will put up with her cunt ass and her child army she is heading down the road to crazy town.
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True, she better get used to being a single woman until all those kids are grown. Only way I can imagine a man wanting to be with her (not just for fucking and leaving) is maybe if he had a bunch of kids of his own. People like that are meant for each other.
Are you kidding me? This bitch looks horrible! HORRIBLE! GAH!
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Why is Kunt Gosselin on the cover of People Magazine again? WHY? She is NOT a star. She (and Jon) pimped out their kids for $$ and fame. I will NEVER buy another copy of People magazine ever again.
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I really hate fake hair.
I seriously thought that was Tara Reid. I was like, how the hell did she get a mag cover.
I...wanna Rock N Roll all Nite...and party everyday.
New hair = new self?
Somehow I don't see a bright future for this slut.
Well, if she continues to wear extensions, she will have NO hair. The couplings on extensions are notorious for fraying off your hair. That's why Britney has never been able to grow out her real hair. I'm convinced that many women in H-Wood actually have very little hair.
No Kate!
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Bad decisions make great stories.
I think a plastic lwn bag tied real tight would have been more of an improvement.