Mimi Got Drunk
At last night's Palm Springs Film Festival, Mimi took the stage to accept an award for her performance in Precious and bitch acted like she just inhaled a full page of Hello Kitty scented stickers really fast. Basically, Mimi was drunker than you at Sunday mass.
This is exactly why all award shows should have a keg filled with Boones Farm at every table and cup holder. If every ho got boozed right before accepting their award, we wouldn't have to get drunk to deal with their boring ass speech. Wait, what's the fun in that. We should all get drunk!
And unfortunately, the clip above cuts off before Mimi finishes up her public display of drunkness. But I'm guessing that Mimi got dizzy from trying to make the words in her head come out of her mouth, so she passed out. Then Nick Cannon ran up and gently rolled her off the stage to make room for the next presenter. (UPDATE: Full speech above. YES!)
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Um, what is the big freaking deal? It's not as if she started dancing around the stage, pushing an icecream cart while passing out popsicles and stripping. Geez you people need to calm the fuck down. Mariah seems more real when she is drunk. Gotta love her laugh. Sorry just can't hate the woman.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
I couldn't finish watching this I was so embarrased for her she's such a chode
My opinion here is that the meds shes on for her bi polar disorder don't mix well with alcohol and she won't stop drinking. My friend's a shrink and her patients all do it too then lie about it.
I can't wait to see her at the oscars.
someone once told me that mariah is a known smoker and has been getting high for years. i never pictured her as a smoker or drinker until i saw this lol, it also explains why she always needs help when she walks.
Is her next cd gonna be named "The Intoxication of Mimi?" Sigh.
Kanye does not go to the right awards shows. Speaking of MooMoo, did anyone know she was 40 but will not admit to it? She insists she is only 39, but her driver's license says she is born March 27, 1969. Hmm...
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 11:15am.
More like they should have booze at the table to make them more interesting and get more viewers, just to see them make asses of themselves. Good times, good times.
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Praise the booze, and pass the ganja. Seriously, they want ratings? Fuck Mark Burnett gimmicks; hire, Maryjane and Joe Crow, AND an army of limo drivers to take these hos safely home. Now THAT's reality tv I'd watch.
hahaa!! Didn't believe my mom had the name right when she called me telling me Mimi was all up there tipsy off her Hello Kitty ass!
I'd still wreck her like a chinese woman in a new car
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I want to laugh, but I can't - she's obviously an alcoholic. There's too many photos of her being tipsy in public and this confirms it.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I actually feel kinda bad for her; that was pretty painful to watch. I'm sure she's kicking herself by now...to finally get recognized for something and ending up being too toasted to really enjoy it. Sucks to be her.
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Moooooooooooriah did good on Peoples Choice!!!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
She should just get over herself. And those stupid poses in a skin-tight dress are boring!
Wow, bitch is toasted.
Gah - she's even sounds boring when she's drunk. Zzzzzzzzz...
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She was probably overwhelmed by being honored for her acting especially after her harshly criticized performance in the movie "Glitter" years ago.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 12:00pm.
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another handle? huh?
here, diamond, take a hit of this.
(hands DD a giant jamaican spliff, and cup of tea)
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That's ok. I have access to MAGIC BEAUCOUP PRAWLEEN COOKIES.
that was awesome
Ugh, I can't stand this woman. Always calling everyone "Dahhhhling" and taking great pains to point out that her mustache in the movie was painted on, NOT REAL!!!
I'm all for boozin and havin fun...but this is the first role for which she's gotten some real recognition and this should be a special/important moment for her. She had an opportunity to continue that momentum and present herself well in a community you know she's just dying to be accepted by. Instead, she squanders it. Way to go!
That was painful to watch, I almost shut it off.
If Mariah can just once, climb down the throne and read some of her comments; maybe just maybe she may get a huge "aha" moment. Mariah dear, you have a DRINKING problem. I know you must think you are invincible, but you aren't. To go on stage in the condition you were in puts a thorn in your resume. You aren't a DIVA, you are just a regular person who thinks they are beyond and above any living being...That my friend, is great behavior of an ALCOHOLIC. Let's see if you can humble yourself, go to Rehab. Afterwards, why don't you roll up your sleeves and get some elbow grease, volunteer and do something that literally can stop you for thinking about yourself....I never admired you Mariah, your world is so unrealistic and your values are non existent.
Meds and alcohol = "kittens in/and cotton".
WTH?
Seriously, she's known to imbibe a bit too much. Often.
Actually a drunk MC is way less annoying than a sober one. At least she was being herself, not trying to act like a 20-yo hot chick (and we all know about MC's talented acting skill).
Whilst I was brushing my teeth after lunch it occured to me that maybe MC was washing down benzos w/her champers. She looks a little too happy to just be drunk. I speak from knowledge.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Ouch, that was awkward.
My God, that was painful to watch.
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Kitten? More like Hippo!
Where's Kanye when you need her?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Dear Mimi,
Please tame those boobs. You're not 26 anymore.
Thanks,
ILovePapaSmurf
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Sorry, but, I loves me some Mimi, and Champagne will creep up on you and give you the drunks real quick. If it were me at some event I would need a double stoli just to get through the gauntlet. You gotta admire her Blatino chutzpah.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Maybe it's just an homage to Liz Taylor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zle6_AoITMk
(Warning: Given the camerawork, methinks the poster was sloshed, as well.)
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at least she knows she's effed up....
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Big deal, she was having fun. I don't think she embarrassed herself at all. Please, you should see me at any given party.
oh Mimi. You are a wonderful charm bracelet wearing rainbow loving honey dripping butterfly and we love you. Really. Keep up the good work.
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Ever since getting Nekkid on TRL, she's been a little "off"
she's a mess
mimi ain't been right since her breakdown...that's why i like her..:)
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i never liked her before today
she just jumped up a few notches in my mind
go mimi - you show em how it's done
McRiah McArey McKing A McFool of Herself.
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Waste of sperm.............
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 12:21pm.
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MC-something. It makes me want McNuggets or a big Mac or McRibs. Fuck my diet.
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This should cure your urge: http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2010/01/nyt-discloses-pink-slime-they-call...
Mimi's handlers need to step up to the plate and "handle their business"...because as of late...they have been NOT DOING WHAT THEY'RE PAID TO DO!!!
Poor baby...was TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP!!!
bacon and egg MCGRIDDLES
Why does she insist on acting and dressing like a 25 year old hoochie?
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PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MC-something. It makes me want McNuggets or a big Mac or McRibs. Fuck my diet.
Hah, that was pretty funny.
I'd crack a forty with Mimi. I might even let her dab a little of her butterfly fragrance on me. She at least seems like she would be a good time. Unlike that waxed and photo-glopped tramp in the ring.
She's a waste of life..