The Photoshop Awards: Kim Kardassian's Perfume Ad
Let's not focus on the fact that all of our eyeballs are having a "Harpo, who dis woman?" moment. Instead, let's point out the positives of Kim Kardassian's ad for her new perfume.
It's a good thing Kim looks like her asshole is burping up her initials since her perfume most likely smells like something (SPOILER ALERT: a colostomy bag and burnt anus hair) she shat up after a particularly messy butt sex session.
It's also a good thing that Kim is posing inside of a giant NuvaRing since every member of the Kardashian family (including Rob) should be legally required to carry a gigantic box of NuvaRings in their vaginas at all times.