This is not Lindsay and Michael Lohan putting their Tweets aside and reuniting on the streets of NYC. This is just gaping Asshole Simpson and her pet lame monkey whoring for camera clicks by wearing Lohan masks yesterday afternoon. I guess the costume store was all out of "LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE" t-shirts.
Unfortunately for all of us, the masks were not permanent and the two camera humpers took them off while walking. But I'm sure that after they got home, Bronx Mowgli crawled over to the masks and handed them to his parents. Take the hint.