Wednesday, January 6th 2010
Too. Easy.
This is not Lindsay and Michael Lohan putting their Tweets aside and reuniting on the streets of NYC. This is just gaping Asshole Simpson and her pet lame monkey whoring for camera clicks by wearing Lohan masks yesterday afternoon. I guess the costume store was all out of "LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE" t-shirts.
Unfortunately for all of us, the masks were not permanent and the two camera humpers took them off while walking. But I'm sure that after they got home, Bronx Mowgli crawled over to the masks and handed them to his parents. Take the hint.
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I thought it was Vadge and Jesus at first.
Glad to see she's found her face pre nose job. Yeah, the jokes, they write themselves.
Haha, this is hilarious. It's what they actually look like. Pete looks apeish and Ashlee looks like haggy witch with her nose and chin. Now they have slightly exaggerated masks of their faces.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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February 2nd, bitches!
NOT CUTE.
Won't it be soooo great if those masks were those from the Twilight Zone and when they take it off, those faces becomes their new faces!!!
hahahaha! Rod Sterling..you were ahead of your time!!!
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I think her feet are bigger than his
you know what that means...
Say something nice... I think Ashlee's legs look super cute in those tights. I like her peacoat too.
*snort*...i guessed who these two were before i read the post...
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Fucking retards.
I don't get it.
what in the holy buttfucking hell are they on?? these fuckin kids these days, makes me ashamed to be one!!
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I'm heading to NYC in a few weeks. Chicago is one musical I won't be seeing. Why would I pay to see this no talent fame seeking loser.
The Simpsons are right up there with Paris Hilton in seeking out the paparazzi.
This is just a stunt.
Go away already.
Lame
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:36am.
She got her old nose back!
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Ha ha ha ha!
Way to try desperately to stay relevant Asslee and whatshisname.
what a thigh-slapper that is... those zany kids.
fuck. off.
talk about desperate tedious fame ho's
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:41am.
someone go on there twitter and link them to this post
I know one of you losers are following them
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH so sweet
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece, The Fortune Teller 11/25/09
I like them A LOT better like this!
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Bad decisions make great stories.
Submitted by Tyranny on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:43am.
I knew it was them without even scrolling. Crazy how those masks still scream their names.
OMG! I did, too. They are some pitiful fuckers who need some new clothes. Asshole's striped hood was my tip-off.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
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I bet the inside of those masks smell like week-old rubbers and dried jizzum.
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Famous Why????
how do you expect cancer, aids to not exist in the world when two pieces of shit like these two have a kid to whore it out in a magazine for some cash?
Bronx Mowgli or whatever his name is, needs to file for emancipation already. Its just too much for one kid to bear.
I knew it was them without even scrolling. Crazy how those masks still scream their names.
someone go on there twitter and link them to this post
I know one of you losers are following them
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Why would she get a mask that already looks like her face?
Those masks are good looks for them.
Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:18am.
his thighs are gross - 2nd thumbnail - not manly at ALL
In his defense, it's nigh impossible to look manly while wearing "skinny" jeans.
Ditto knowing instantly who it was. Although, I like to think it's less about us spending too much time on here and more about those fucktards being predictable and lame.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
how did these two douches become rich and famous. HOW? they are two of the most annoying people on the face of the earth. i feel sorry for their poor kid growing up with these fuckwads.
She got her old nose back!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
I'm pondering over coffee which one I despise the most-and then I gave up and settled on a tie. They should be happy ANYONE wants to take their picture. They both can have tickets on the same bus that I keep hoping Hohan, Wonky and Shitters are on that plunges off a cliff and bursts into flames at the bottom.
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How much can I hate these assholes???
Halloween was months ago, MORONS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Oh, they are sooooooooo cool.
NOT.
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
and yet, when i go out in my Baby Huey outfit nobody bothers to take pictures?!... just doesn't seem fair
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What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
OOOOOOOH SOOOO Edgy!!!!!!!!!!!
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
his thighs are to men what Kate Hudson's boobs are to women
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his thighs are gross - 2nd thumbnail - not manly at ALL
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
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Truthfully, I took one look at that photo and I instantly knew who they were. They are parents, people.
Didn't they get the memo stating that best way to get attention is to purchase a few kids overseas. Easier than wearing fucking masks.....
TWATS
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uggghhh - can't stand them - especially after she couldn't name her costars in Chicago - I mean, seriously, how cunty - and not in a cool way
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
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I have clearly spent too much time on dlisted - I instantly knew who they were.
I thought this was a leaked photo from Sex & The City 3: Beyond the Planet of the Apes.
These two are so boring.
I didn't know douche came in such concentrated form.
Major Upgrade
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
NVM
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