Tuesday, January 5th 2010
Boise State University, Here I Cum!
That's it. I'm moving to Idaho and immediately enrolling at BJU BSU. Only they have a major that can I fully throw myself into, onto, etc... etc...
I mean, I've always wanted to know if jizz loads like to be cleaned up with a paper towel, used chonies, a hand, my hair or a wet vac. I also want to know why they are sometimes tardy for the party. Are they not getting my Evites?
Well, now I can find out the answers to these mysteries thanks to BSU! Just call me The Future Cum Whisperer!
via Deadspin
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I love you, MK!!!! This is the best post ever because it combines all my favorite things!!! - I'm a Boise State grad, an avid dlisted reader, a Jeron Johnson lover, and a Fox hater! What up, Boise State???? National Championship game 2011 here we cum!
graduated from boise state.
and Passionate, we import them for our sports teams.
BOISE STATE!!!!!
BSU
BSU
BSU
YEE HAW!!!
*GOES TO FUCK A SHEEP*
This isn't the first seemingly random Adrien Brody Tag. There is also one about Kelly Pickler with bad make up and crazy hair, and another about Taylor Swift breaking up with Joe Jonas when JJ found another girl. And that was before Adrien's girlfriend dumped him for a French guy. What's the common denominator?
Oh man! LOL!!!
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Bad decisions make great stories.
it's fox...i expect nothing less...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Bwhhahahahaha!
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Quit joking Michael Kay. You already have a degree in Cummunications. Hell, you lecture daily on its importance..
:)
LMAO! Cum on MK!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:52am.
I think MK is trying to appeal more to the provjack minority
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LMFAO @ provjack minority
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Submitted by Claire_Bear on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:51am.
Okay it took me a few minutes to get the typo but what I really want to know is why is this tagged under Adrien Brody?
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If I'm reading MK's "subtle" crush on Adrien Brody correctly, it appears he wants to cummunicate with Mr. Brody once he is out of the closet?
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Suuuuuuure Stoney..uh huh... :p
Hahahahahahaha woops that was a typo. For real! LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:43am.
God, people are so fucking stupid. Learn to spell!
*siezes*
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And seizes too!
LOL Thorny. I seriously cannot even draw stick figures. That is why u iz making the big money.
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
@Loozer...I graduated with an MBA in "Drawing stick horseys on a wall using charcol". I am currently the CEO at Mensa...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
one more reason why FOX shouldn't be one's only source for news - lol
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Snowy, have you been hangin' out with Latoya?
Thorny, college shure has changed from the caveman days when I attended. lol.
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:43am.
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FUCKING CORKY!!!! omg - lmao - LOVES it!
ob la di ob la da, man :D
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Once again Detective Snowy has cracked the case...
MK? what's upp with this?
http://deadspin.com/5440385/last-nights-winner-screenshot-enthusiasts
is it your new fave website or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I stepped into one of those classes fer a quick minit and the professor posed the question "why does sperm taste sweet" ? A blonde a the back of the class replied that her boyfriend's sperm didn't taste sweet. The prof replied that the taste buds that define sweet were on the tip of the tongue, not in the back of her throat...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Lil'Rascal,
That is about the height of two of my sisters. The other one is only 4'11". My brother is around 5'8". There are some advantages. I don't have to duck very often. lol.
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
Oopps I see someone else already asked that.
Okay it took me a few minutes to get the typo but what I really want to know is why is this tagged under Adrien Brody?
I cumpletely love this.
MK: you're making me nervous.
@ Loozer
I'm 5'2" and I love being tiny. :o)
THAT. is. awesome. LOL.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Who the FUCK is writing the copy for this broadcast, fucking Corky? God, people are so fucking stupid. Learn to spell!
*siezes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Little Rascal. My drivers license say 5'9", but it is more like 5'8 1/2". I iz short.
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
I don't like this new MK. Already living in sports-crazy Pittsburgh, don't want posts like this. MK, bring the old-slut back :)
MAJOR CUMMUNICATION
OMG, I just noticed it! Is it a mistake or a joke?
lol loozer imma pass but thanks man!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
It took me a short while to realize the joke. I kept clicking on the picture thinking it was a video. I feel sheepish...
Jackie Boy! I wish you could see my avie close-up.
Gay Pirate with a big bulge.
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
The only reason I would step into Idaho would be for the potatoes and that's it..and get the fuck out.
Coma Caca!
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@ Loozer
How tall are you? In inches!!!
@ Snowpiece
I used to have a huge crash on Miami Heat's Alonzo Mourning. He's like a black god, so powerful, passionate, charismatic, those bulging muscles and gorgeous face... Ahhh Zo!
I think I have a degree in that, too~~~ but IN THIS ECONOMY I haven't gotten to make proper use of it in far too long...
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Loooooooooooooooooooooozah - I just noticed your siggie LMAOOOOoooooo!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
oh yeah loozer , we could def be bff's we would NEVER fight over the menz since I prefer the "just released from Rikers look"
LOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@caramel: yes he was :D
Snowy: hehe thanks. trying to keep my latino roots on avies lol!
Coma Caca!
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Snowy, I actually watch basketball for the game.
I generally like shorter guys. Not midgets mind you, 5'7" to 5'10". Ya know me. Boy-next-door types.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_azb7-z33VWA/R9kU9est3xI/AAAAAAAANyg/Ad1ycYDPoU...
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
Chiri Chir Chirio, I like the new avie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Chirio~
Your god dad sounds too funny!
Snowy: I'm into tall blue avatars. lol!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:15am.
True on the basketball. but those guys run back and forth a lot...unlike football where GRUNT,throw the ball, pick up the ball,GRUNT, run a few yards GRUNT..that's pretty much it. But I do watch superbowls once in a while.
Coma Caca!
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OMG I so know loozers type by now, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I prefer baseball, the guys are hotter and you can actually see them
basketball players are too freakishly tall
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:10am.
Fit men in football!! hahahahahahaa! ooooooooook!
That must be why I like Basketball better. lol There is some eye candy in every sport.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/SG_OcDcntvI/AAAAAAAAO-4/XR0BLzEFXc...
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
Submitted by double booked tart on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:08am.
Forget the major, there are black people in Idaho? I thought it was one of those states where an Edward Cullenesque complexion is a requirement for entry.
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That's in the northern panhandle of Idaho.