The Bison Scores!
Matt Kemp of the L.A. Dodgers ("The Bison" if you love to smack a bare ass in the locker room) seems happier Ryan Gaycrest getting a prostate exam while grabbing onto RiRi's nalgas in Mexico yesterday. Or maybe he's just happy because he knows there's photographic evidence of him giving RiRi's cheeks a hand hug. Yeah, that's probably it.
But Matt really should be using his hands to grab a gigantic hat to cover up RiRi's fried "Drop Dead Fred meets a Sun-In bottle" hair.
Hopefully, after Matt finished giving her stomach an Eskimo kiss (see thumbnail 7), he took her down to the beach to get her hair braided by a professional! When she comes back from getting hers in Mexico, let's hope she strolls through the airport looking like this. Now that is the fucking look.
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Ri-ho-ho is pear-shaped. And not even cute pear-shaped. Pear-shaped like her body couldn't decide to be straight like a ruler or pear and decided on some fucked up in-between. Wtf?
AHAHAHAHAHA. Matt makes my day. Dude's totally posing for the cameras. Yessss. Go from an one type of abusive to another: physical to emotional. That's the way to do it, Rihanna! Then drop ANOTHER shitty album full of "hard" songs about how you're stupid in love. Yes. Game plan set.
"Shut up, hoe!" - B-Rad
I really really really don't like this girl - totally over hyped and strange one tone nasally voice and also has the personality and charisma of a goldfish which may actually be an insult to goldfish...Oh and she looks like a bloke in a bikini no tits, huge thighs.
Rhianna is an obese girl waiting to happen - look at those huge legs!
Matt Kemp ain't no Andre Ethier. Remember that on fantasy draft day, whores :P
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:53pm.
awwwwwww... ((HUGS)) thank you for acknowledging my existence.
*takes shot*
*ass slap*
LOL! sure thing pal *hugs back*
Just a few weeks ago she was not dating anyone and know she's doing photo ops with the guy grabbing her ass like a chunk of cheese? Girl needs to get her head on straight.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:53pm.
awwwwwww... ((HUGS)) thank you for acknowledging my existence.
*takes shot*
*ass slap*
ETA: UNLESS YOU'RE A GUY THEN *HIGH FIVE FIST BUMP!!!*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece, The Fortune Teller 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:00am.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ugh tell me about it
*pours jack some whiskey*
Yeah...he's totally looking at the camera. But does she care? *dun dun DUN*
Prolly not.
*whispering* PHOTO OPP!
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:06am.
Someone needs to get a hold of her head STAT and fix that fucked up hair.
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I'm basically bored by Rhianna and all of her done before so-called "edginess." However, I will give her major kudos for actually getting her wet at the beach. Black women are masters of the art of spending all day at the beach or pool and then leaving with dry hair. Most loathe getting their hair wet in public because of comments like the one above.
Rhianna could take MK's suggestion and next time go for braids, but she doesn't really strike me as the braid type. Besides, as evidenced by the photos, there are a lot of men who find the uncontrolled, tousled look to be a turn on. Go ahead Rhianna, get yours. Then go get you hair "did."
Having a bit of style or class isn't for everyone, I guess. But as we say over here in The Netherlands "Op elk potje past een dekseltje." (Every little pot has a fitting lid.")
re: main picture he's soo giving the glad eye to the photogs
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:22pm.
Smart girl. Rebounding from an asshole should always include a guy twice his size.
you aint lying
lucky bitch(and i aint talking about her)
"Rik Mayall is kickASS"
cosign!!!!
Hands up who likes me!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Zedrie: Alas it is TRUE! Rik Mayall is kickASS and that is my all-time favorite movie!!!
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=54921
ON TOPIC: Did Riri have her hair done by a rodeo clown????
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Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Dude is totally posing for the paps. He will go back to the locker room and brag about how he banged her.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CUNT'S FUCKING HAIR?? IT LOOKS LIKE A BRILLO PAD FULL OF WET SHIT!
*snooze*
He wont need any pine tar next year.
Smart girl. Rebounding from an asshole should always include a guy twice his size.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
A new day and a new man for Rı-ho-ho...
*yawn*
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Yeesh, dude, pose much? That said, she looks happy and does NOT look like she's putting on a show for the paps. Who knows how far away the cameras are?
But, I'm biased so ignore me. All hail Alien Princess RiRi!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Have to say that shit has a really shitty body. I mean thunderthighs, big hips, no tits - sorry I would have to take a pass on that! Does she have big money or something - hey I'm looking for a reason!
Mrs. Obvious says from the looks of it they prolly had the paps on speed dial to capture these "candid" pics.
She looks horrible from her head all the way down...Her body doesnt even look that great here & I usually think her body looks pretty damn good. She is definitely one of those girls who needs to wear make up.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 9:25am.
Whatever! As long as he doesn't smack her up.
On a different note, MK mentioned one of my favorite movies, DROP DEAD FRED. I now hear that it is being REMADE with RUSSELL BRAND!! FUckery!!
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SAY IT AIN'T SO!! I hate Russell Brand.
O/T: Play on, playa.
R.V.
You are so right! Love some Phyllis Diller. HA-HA!
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
In several photos he's looking straight at the camera while grabbing RiRi's butt, like he's making sure he's being photographed. Not a good sign.
Fuck Riri... Team Phyllis Diller !!!
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Who would be glad to have sex with her? Why? WHY?
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
She almost looks like the paid whore in this photo who can't wait to get to her next John.
She almost looks like the paid whore in this photo who can't wait to get to her next John.
Well thanks for letting us know you two are having sex. A butt grab like that is not one from someone you're taking a fun, innocent trip with.
Now … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry
Ooh … Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Jacky’s back on the town...
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
hhahhaha ISMU......she annoys the hell out of me with the shit she wears.
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Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
At first I just looked at the pics and was like, hey, that chic looks kind of like RiRi. I actually don't mind her hair here, either, because it is au naturale, not plastered to her head or whatever crazy crap she does with it. Its just a bonzai tree on her head!
snowy-oh-ee-oh: I'M THINKING THE SAME THING!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
jacko: don't worry, they'll be history as soon as she finds out you are single.
Ok I hate her hair here
*reports self to RiRi fanclub*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Big thighs, little boobs, fucked up face and hair.
((goes to the wishing tree, "I would like less Riri is 2010"))
Coma Caca!
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That is a really ugly bikini. Not flattering at all either.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:06am.
Someone needs to get a hold of her head STAT and fix that fucked up hair.
If i got a hold of her head i wouldnt be fixing her hair if you know what i mean *wink*.....you know, she would be suc.....awwww forget it!
How tacky, mugging for the paps while groping your girlfriend's ass. A real class act, that one.
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
Dammit to hell MK, "DROP DEAD FRED" made me spit my coffee!!!! I love that movie. Bring me back some Phoebe Cates right now!!!!!
Piss off Rhi Rhi...........
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Someone needs to get a hold of her head STAT and fix that fucked up hair.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Good for her!! An absolute upgrade! I hope she's happy.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
upgrade.
Submitted by vmbombshell on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 9:24am.
He seems to be doing it especially for the cameras. Which is pretty sad
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Yep, I'd say he's about as discreet as John Mayer. LOL!
Haha why does her ass look pancakey when he squeezes it
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