Hot Slut Of The Week: John Wall
Birthday: September 6, 1990
Age: 19
Birth Name: John Wall
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 2, 2009
Claim to Fame: John Wall throws balls and dodges ass for the University of Kentucky's basketball team. But for me, John Wall didn't pass my eyes until I watched this viral video of him turning follicle jumping into an art form.
Where is he now? Hopefully negotiating an endorsement deal with Pantene, because nobody respects hair as much as John Wall does.
Why is he HS of the Week? Well, because when I made him Hot Slut of the Day, some hos wrote me shit like, "I didn't know you were a basketball fan" and "Who knew you loved sports?" It seriously made me feel so butch. I even drank a Heineken out of the bottle that night instead of pouring it in a plastic champagne glass like I usually do! And in case you missed John's jumping over a wall of cheerleaders, here you go:
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This is but a small example his prowess on the court. I guarantee we'll see lots more spectacular basketball from this young man.
well deserved honor for mr. john wall! hope he knows this! lol @mk & the heineken!
Love his moves - well-deserving of Hot Slut status.
Many "sportsmen" wouldn't care about hurting others: his finesse makes me want to smoosh him!
He NEEDS to make Hot Slut of the Month now!
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Sara M.
awwww we got the same birthday...Only by date not year...I graduated in the 90's that's all Im going to say!
yayyyyy go virgo hot sluts!!!
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
Excellent choice! Made a fan out of me and I'm no big sports nut either. Played the vid over and over -- just sheer poetry in motion, damn! Just hope he stays out of the drama/babymama-making crap that lures so many other rising stars in his game.
Oh he** MK, who would've guessed you're a damn Cats fan!
If you weren't a John Wall fan already you might be after this http://www.grafxhq.com/john-wall-shirtless/
sooo close to a megaphone in the ass.
he's a baby! he's only five years older than my son!!
congratulations, MK, on bring a big old butch papa.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
I'm all for this hot slut. We need talented characters in all sports...
PENIS PENIS PENIS
I WANT MY PENIS!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Just when I didn't think I could love MichaelK more, he tops himself again! I am a Kentucky Wildcats fanatic, but never thought I would see them on Dlisted. It has to be more than coincidence that I dreamed about MichaelK last night and today he makes a Wildcat Hot Slut of the Week! We are cosmically linked y'all. (I can just imagine MK's researching how to obtain a restraining order, but that won't stop me)
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Awwww... MK, you're the butchest little bunny rabbit in the whole forest.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
PLEASE! If I held out a big blunt and a free bottle of Grey Goose, bitches on here would make that jump look tame trying to get to me!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
*smothers sucky with kisses*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Leave it to Sucky to have penis on the brain...
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Submitted by UKer on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 8:18pm.
Tila Tequila's girlfriend has been found dead. 2010 YEAR OF DEATH ?
Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be the year of the death of reality stars.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
SUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
First time seeing this...blonde girl screaming right as he jumps on the table looks exactly like Phoebe Buffet! NICE
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Tila Tequila's girlfriend has been found dead. 2010 YEAR OF DEATH ?
FVCK YEAH! JUMP OVER BITCHES WITH LONG BASKETBALL PLAYER DICK CAUSING CONCUSSIONS ON THE WAY.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
MK are you growing a beard too?
But yeah this was pretty awesome!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Props to a fellow brother who also knows how to jump over
hoes.:)
YES!!!!! This is awesome! Wow, finally got a reason to be proud to be from Kentucky!! lol. We got our very own HSOTW!!!
*Go Cats*
I'm with Dvae-O FVCK YEA!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
aww, MK & his "plastic" champers "glass"...
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Save the cheerleaders
Save the world.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Fvck yeah! That was awesome!
Good choice for Hot Slut!
Holy shit! that was crazy!
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Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad