Kanye West's CAPS LOCK KEY Will Continue To Terrorize The Internet In 2010
It's comforting to know that Kanye West will continue to shout at the top of his CAPS LOCK KEY'S lungs for the next year and beyond. But I really shouldn't be surprised since Kanye's CAPS LOCK KEY will outlive us all. When the world ends in 2012, aliens from other planets will scour the planet for any sign of life and the only thing they will find is Kanye's CAPS LOCK KEY. And then they'll roll their eyes. You see! Kanye's CAPS LOCK KEY fuckery brings all the beings of the universe together!
Anyway, Kanye took to his blog today to loudly fart about how he's on Maya Angelou's tail and how all of us need to soak in positive forces. I'm guessing he means that we need to bong and booze more (which is what he was doing while writing this mess). It works for me.
And in 10 years, when your children ask you to read them a book, throw that shit in the garbage and read them Kanye's rants instead. Because Kanye's poetry is the only education your child needs. Yes, I've been drinking. To quote Kanye, LOL!!!
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He is so stupid he doesn't know how to spell one of his 'heroes' name properly: Gil Scott-Heron.
I hope everything he does in the future is met with failure.
He's such a bitch. Can't he even say hello without putting down other artists?
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
"Artists and poets." Yes, I'm convinced he somehow believes he's in the company of Raphael and Walt Whitman.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
*blinks until ima blind*
Why couldn't 2009 have killed his computer access.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Plushie on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:38am.
the moron also spelled rhyme wrong! what kind of rapper spells the word rhyme incorrectly?
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You made me suddenly wonder if his momma actually named this twatwaffle "KENYA."
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Bottom-feeder.
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not only is it gil-scott heron, the moron also spelled rhyme wrong! what kind of rapper spells the word rhyme incorrectly?
Next thing this dude will be comparing himself to God!
What a tedious pain in the arse.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
why wont hip hop just go awaY!? it's not the 90's,KANYE!!!
if it wasnt for him i still wouldn't know who the fuck gilbert godfrey's squint eyed love child was.
IMMA GONNA TELL YOU ALL THAT I'M OFF DLISTED NOW.
I'M OFF AND YOU MAY AS WELL GET OFF BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT IF I'M NOT HERE YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
IMMA GONNA WORK ON MY BOOK NOW AND WHEN IT'S DONE IT'S GONNA BLOW MAYA ANGELOU AND THOSE OTHER NOBODIES OFF THE NY TIMES BESTSELLER LIST.
IMMA ILLITERATE BUT IMMA GONNA WRITE MY BOOK IN BRAILLE.
I AM KANYE. THERE IS NO OTHER.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Kayne = Megadouche. Comparing himself to Gil-Scott Herron is truly riding the coattails of true creativity. When Kayne writes something as timeless as "The Bottle", maybe I'll think differently about him. Nah, that's NEVER gonna happen.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
This asswipe can only get attention from TYPING IN ALL CAPS! Whatever happend to talent speaking for itself? Seems like a thing of the past. He is totally a gay fish.
Was that real??? Gotdayum. *dissolves into laughter*
Thanks Kuntye....can rest easier knowing your fuckery is still out there.
Is there a worse name besides moron that i can call this bastard? Oh yeah, garbage.
I want a hit of whatever high grade this delusional DOUCHEBAG is smoking to make him think he is anywhere within a 200 mile radius of Maya Angelou and Gil Scott Herron.
This is HIGH-Larious the whale shit that spews out the mouth of this illuminati mind slave sell out .
You represent the worst ROT of materialism, meglamania and capitalism run amok Kuntye Wurst.
Not to mention like 99% of other CRAPPERS , you are a bigger enemy to the advancement of Black folks than the worst hardcore Republicunt.
FuCK OFF KANYE. just FUCK OFF~!
ugh.. this cunt needs to be pimpslapped on live TV.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
ESE, Miz Ro, *mooning Centy and MizRo*... see, it's a threesome!
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*Howling at the moon...wiping face with 3-shirt...heading off to Walmart.*
*drinks with Debbie Rowe*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:20pm.
@ kittymuffin
thakx little_rascal
i only come on here once in awhile,i try to catch up and you are helpfull
thanxz
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:17pm.
MILK RUN!!!... anyone need anything?... Putas?.. sedative?... back in a bit!
OT: what?! i capped "milk run"... i think that counts!
no thanks im good
@ kittymuffin
David Letterman is a commenter who is right now in San-Diego, and he is famous for breaking up with his cheating Sunkist g/f. He's a great guy.
*hugs ESE...and make it a double, please*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
MILK RUN!!!... anyone need anything?... Putas?.. sedative?... back in a bit!
OT: what?! i capped "milk run"... i think that counts!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
who is david Letterman?
KimmyGibler! What's the word. Word UP?!
ETA: Nevamind - you saw me. I'm good. I'm shocked and saddened by the fact that the holiday is over tho:(
He's this generation's Cameo. You see how Cameo didn't get very far? It's cuz that's how we rolled back in the day.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:09pm.
oh yes kanye is rockin our worlds one caps lock key at a time. just sitting here watching 13 going in 30 while "prepping" myself for my first day of work tomorrow. can u believe a new job had the nerve to give me homework before i started. ughhh. but i guess ill take it "in this economy" as MK says. how u doin??????????????
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:06pm....Honey, NOBODY is looking for your attention, which is evident. Know that. Don't know what the gravy comment means; don't care. Was just curious as to why you were being a dick, but understand now. Again, go fuck your lonely self.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Three wolves and a full moon, *Hooowowwwlll*
*muah*
That's the t du jour, no? loling.
Submitted by original putas
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Don't stress. Peeps be talkin' about you all weekend.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Hey Kimmy! What's shakin'? Besides the internet with the depth of Kanye's greatness, that is...
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:02pm.
Miz Ro, ESE and Centy? Sounds like a lovely pairing.
just sayin'.
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I'm like one of the Jonas Brothers. My purity ring is corroded with rust and has grown into the flesh of my finger, but I'm saving myself for ESE and the romantic and sacred day when he will pull out a hacksaw and make me a woman.
I'll be over the moon!
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*mooning Centy and MizRo*... see, it's a threesome!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
So let me get this straight "Eileenie McMeanie". You got all in the gravy. Looking for MY attention, bringing up my name, and now you want to be left alone? Confused much?
Centy: maybe it's because I dropped a valium but you're SLAYING me! A hacksaw? bwahahah. Watch the digits, sheez.
*wiping tears* healing laughter
My purity ring just disintegrated, you think you have it rough!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 10:03pm.
angel i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
how are u darlin?
What firebird?! I'm so confused. As soon as you start naming cars I go cross-eyed.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Miz Ro, ESE and Centy? Sounds like a lovely pairing.
just sayin'.
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I'm like one of the Jonas Brothers. My purity ring is corroded with rust and has grown into the flesh of my finger, but I'm saving myself for ESE and the romantic and sacred day when he will pull out a hacksaw and make me a woman.
I'll be over the moon!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:48pm....
You have no idea what I do so go fuck yourself. Isn't there another blog you can go to to get attention(i.e. PH.com)?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
ESE and Centy? Sounds like a lovely pairing.
just sayin'.
ESE, spilling actual secrets about my life
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LOL...I'll keep your secrets if you keep mine!
Pinky swear!
:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Yep, SAAB's been spiralling downward and I always thought they were cute - I don't drive *shrug*.
SHUT UP KANYE. GO BACK ON VACATION SHOUTER.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:49pm.
hey, hey, hey!!... you're getting very close to spilling actual secrets about my life... go on! heeheeheee!
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"I love you.. for sentimental reasons
I hope you do believe me
I'll give you my heart"
@ Centaurious
You know, you're right, I live in South FL, and NO ONE drives SAAB here. I guess they're all up North. Most of the cars in my area are German made.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:34pm.
My other car is a broom
well you should upgrade to a swiffer
get with the times
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BWAHAHAHA! *wipes herbal tea sputum off monitor*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
ESE, umm...yeah!
Your car is a tank?
You neglected to mention that it's just a rusted-out chassis with a fire-hazard gas tank up on blocks on your landlady's lawn.
Perhaps that's why she choked out your juice?
Just a theory.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Quit while you're ahead "Eileenie McMeanie". I wasnt taking to you in the first place. You sure are suddenly diplomatic and thoughtful. A far cry from your usual self who gets off on trash trashing and laughing at celebrities all day.
*snort* this fool spelled gil scott heron's name wrong...i'm done with idiots...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:34pm.
My other car is a broom
well you should upgrade to a swiffer
get with the times
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:42pm.
Roo, what is going on?????????
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I don't know. Some crackhead went through security the wrong way or something.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 9:37pm.
Oh what now? LaGuardia is under lockdown.
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Good thing you have your broom.
Pretty soon it'll be the only way to fly.
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BWAH! True. It has no baffroom and is a bitch on the assbone after you fly over a few acres.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Roo, what is going on?????????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Lil Ras, Are you serious, SAAB going out of business?
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Saab has been going downhill ever since GM purchased them in '94....my '95 model is the first new GM Saab ever made.
They're kind of pieces of shit, shoddy interior, nothing like the old Swedish ones.
Through the years, GM has taken everything about the Saab that used to be quirky and different and made them into generic European/American looking sedans.
First of all, the market for Saabs was really only ever in cold-weather/snow country. Small, but dedicated market.
Now no one wants them, they look boring and are not worth the money, and GM could not find a buyer so they are phasing them out this year.
To give you an example, when I was in NYC/Boston/NH, every other car on the road was a Saab, I've been in Texas for 6 years and I believe I've seen 3. And I drive alot, too.
Sad. Alot of people didn't like that car, but the people who did LOVED them, I myself am one of those people!
Sugar: I don't want to buy Jap, I prefer to buy American for a new car, but sorry, the Japs know how to make a car. My first car was a Honda, and that car blew all my other cars away...
Angeli: You know I was kidding about the Firebird... I like to yank your chain...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."