The Song Of The Decade
It's still not 2010 for some of us, so it's not too late to name this as the SONG OF THE DECADE! Shit, this might be the anthem of all our lives! It's the hatetress of hate Megan Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church (those "God Hates Fags" loontardians) and her parody of Lady CaCa's Poker Face. It features such amazing lyrics as, "Lady GayGay," "God hates you," and "your whorish face." Listen to this wreck:
Megan should come write for Dlisted! Yeah, I know I should be cyber fisting this crazy bitch in the mouth, but I can't help but want to party with her.
While we're all doing shots, she'll scream at how our souls will turn to ash in the fiery pits of Hell. And then after catching us sucking dick in the men's bathroom, she'll spit in our ear (foreplay) and tell us that our whore faces are worth a first class ticket to Lucifer's chambers. Keep giving us that dirty filthy talk, Megan!
What's really hilarious is that Megan says "Poker Face" is the devil's music, but she probably listened to that song a million times while working on her parody. That means she'll be making s'mores with us in the giant chiminea known as Hell. Save us a seat, Megan!
And here's the object of Megan's lady erection showing off her tuck game in Miami this morning.
Images: Splash, song via Joe My God
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I feel sorry for them, and at least I thank them for showing people what the Bible is really about. Read the Old Testament (and parts of the New Testament too). The god in there is just as crazy, hateful and vindictive as Fred Phelps. Those people who say that god is a god of love are just trying to polish a turd."
i love this statement so much i wanna have sex with it...
lolololololololololol
these ppl make me sick....and i do feel bad for them...
i was in a cult once for a short period of time, so i know how the craziness within can seem inexcapable...
but i have NO toleration for bitches who go and disturb a fucking funeral!!!! i wish some of those ppl in the bbc special had done drive by smackings of the entire effing family down to the old lady.....
im also super pissed that they are re writing songs...as if some of these songs werent bad enough to begin with...dammit!!! at least make the song BETTER!!!!
putas: feeling the love, querida... I adore you for givin' me some-some.
Here's yours: *warm snuggie hug*
Thanks Miz xo. Just wanted to let you know you are a bright spot on here:)
And @ Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:34am.
Well articulated, and very beautiful. Sad I think of the Matthew Shepard story every time I think of gay hate crimes..one of too many stories. Happy New Year to you.
"It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000."- MK
@Detective La Toya:
Actually, I kind of agree with you. Religion is a personal and private matter and should be "explained" to others only when asked. And I agree, no one should be presumed or generalized. I ought to know--I am gay. You see, we are constantly abused verbally, and in many cases killed, by Christians like Fred Phelps and their followers. So I hope you can understand why we get cynical and angry. And since the religion, in most cases, does not even consider us as proper human beings but hell-bound degenerates instead, it just adds to the fury. So yes, while I can understand your frustration at being generalized, I hope you can understand ours as well. My hope would be to build a bridge towards understanding and mutual respect. I wonder if I will be able to see it in my lifetime? Peace.
Hate the Phelp fam, despise the GaGa. Both win and lose at this contest.
And yet she's wearing large sunglasses and striking a similar pose.
Hmm.
Advertising religion hardly ever bodes well.
Putas: thank you, love. A happy and healthy new year to you and your family.
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 1:17pm.
You are *ALWAYS* the class act on here... good for you. And it's nice to see someone starting the new year without being unnecessarily critical, attacking people they do not know or acting like they are the arbiters of taste. Go on with your bad self! XOX
"It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000."- MK
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 1:17pm.
You are *ALWAYS* the class act on here... good for you. And it's nice to see someone starting the new year without being unnecessarily critical, attacking people they do not know or acting like they are the arbiters of taste. Go on with your bad self! XOX
"It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000."- MK
Why does she even know this song?
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Submitted by bighairynuts on Sat, 01/02/2010 - 10:48am.
the real caca is pretty ugly isnt she--she kind of reminds me of chelsea clinton...now i know why she is hiding that god-given baby-face all the time/
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MY GOD, MAN! Wake up! You've been doing your work when you go to work haven't you, instead of wasting away the day on DLISTED? SHAME ON YOU!
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
the real caca is pretty ugly isnt she--she kind of reminds me of chelsea clinton...now i know why she is hiding that god-given baby-face all the time/
gotta admit that the quality of the phelps clan's musical ditties has come a long way. what's funny is that she doesn't realize that, just because she sticks in a few "you're a whore, god hates you" lyrics, doesn't mean that she's not singing the exact same piece of 'devil music'. see you in hell, honey..along with your crazy closet-case grampa.
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 8:35pm.
Seems like this wanna-be may have a secret crush on lady gaga.
Interesting...an attention getting move to make Gaga notice her.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Seems like this wanna-be may have a secret crush on lady gaga.
She must be on to disco stick now...or drilling it
Thank GOD I'm an atheist.
Golly geez, makes you wonder why church attendance is declining -- google that shit -- Pew study, blahblahblah, don't care enough about these inbred assholes to link -- ok am too hungvoer!
wow.. that was so much better than the original,
sings better too!
God and I hate lady ca ca
yeah, thats right
WHYYYYYYYYY did I click the thumbnails
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
I hate people who say what God feels, wants or thinks.
I detest the fucking Bible, that's a real pile of shit, written by crazy people, read by crazier people.
Is that 'tard not the UGLIEST thing you've ever seen? That forehead, the no-lips, that nose, those glasses. Wow! I bet it's never had any kind of sex, unless you count rubbing on a velvet Jesus painting.
@Superpop: Thanks for the link to that documentary; totally eye opening. I feel kind of sad now; Megan had potential for change it seemed but I see now the "church" has won. I can't even be mad at them; I pity anyone who has that much hate that will never experience true love and joy.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Im sick of the IGNORANT and UNINTELLIGENT whining that comes from these so-called bible lovers! What a shitty remake!
Submitted by starfishing on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 1:54pm.
sings better than caca
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ummm.....no.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM
Cheese and rice, that girl is one ugly cunt. I guess that's what generations of inbreeding will do.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 7:31pm.
Judge not lest ye be judged, you moron.
I would love to know what kinky secrets Fred and family are hiding.
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It seems that the louder the churchy types screech about how everyone but them is going to hell, the greater the number of skeletons in their closet. By that logic, the inbred Phelps clan is hiding something truly spectacular. I'll bet their closet contains plenty of mutant incest babies, murders and goats in lingerie.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by MrsB on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 7:32pm.
Are Baptist allowed to say things like that?
Yes and they are allowed to bother people on the streets by screaming whore and faggot at the people passing by.
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I don't care if it makes me a hypocrite to say I hope the next time they pull that shit, someone throws hot coffee in their faces.
I LOVE your twisted logic, Michael K!!!!! The idea of this woman listening to the Devil's Buttermilk thousands of times and ending up in hell with everyone that she hates is just pure GENIUS!!! Bwahahahaaaaaaa!!!!
sings better than caca
"Whatever, you know Fred Phelps tucks with the best of them while getting his groove on in stilettos to "Bad Romance"."
i thought ny nightmares held what truly frightened me, i was wrong. thats an image i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy lol!
Indeed, the hatetress of hate was right.
Poker Face is the Devil’s music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXTLHIB9sk
Even an anal retentive, judgmental bitch gets one right once in awhile! :P
Detective LaToya: I made a comment from what my experience has taught me, hence the quotation marks around the typical Christians.
I am a Christian, I know who and what good Christians are, and in the spirit of the holiday, I will just shake your lecture off.
It's a New Year and frankly, different people see things in differnt lights and MAYBE, they have different experiences and opinions.
peace.
I like parodies as much as the next guy, but had to shut this off. Don't like the Church being used for hateful stuff like this.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 12:22pm.
What I don't get is - and I don't care what religion you are - when you get to the end of scrawling "HATES" on a poster board...and you look back and you read "God Hates..." doesn't that, alone, make you stop and say: Hmmmm.... ? Even just a little bit?
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Exactly! It just shows how little these people think.
But... uhm... what is going on with CaCa's cootch? Is that some kind of stain there? Ewww.
I'm pretty sure, but too lazy to look it up, that these jerks weren't allowed into Canada fairly recently because of their hate mongering ways. Finally the govt gets something right lol! (BTW I live in Canada-I'm not a Canuck H8R.)
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 10:35am.
Music Review: *fake typing sounds*
The song invites the listener to sift through a multitude of ambient layers and sounds, all of which congeal into *slight pause* a thick soup of vomit! Fucking bitch!
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ahahahahahaha! Too funny!
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Finally, something I can get on board with the Westboro church for!
But seriously, I hope if there is a God he fucking sends them to hell where they get butt fucked daily by the child molestors.
What I don't get is - and I don't care what religion you are - when you get to the end of scrawling "HATES" on a poster board...and you look back and you read "God Hates..." doesn't that, alone, make you stop and say: Hmmmm.... ? Even just a little bit?
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
and thanks for the shot of GaGa's snatch first thing in the morning...like milk on my Wheaties
Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 7:28am.
If God hates GaGa than He hates everyone.
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Actually, BECAUSE he hates everyone he made Lady Caca happen.
@TheBreakdown , you called it. Attention whores. Don't they have some charity stuff to do?
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I think it's important to note where the quotes lie: Typical "christian" means something very different from "Typical Christian".
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
They are only zeroıng ın on Lady Gaga because she ıs the heaux of the moment.
As ıf thıs ıs going to HURT her album sales?
Thıs ıs theır tıred ass pleas for some attentıon.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 10:23pm.
Excellent quotes, Zomay. And a Happy New Year to all you Dlist sluts!
Typical "christian". Farcical, judgemental, hypocritical and mad, I say, MAD! *evil cackle*
Oh, and fyi, bitch, "God" supposedly "hates" no one.
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Let me make this clear. These kinds of people are NOT "typical Christians." They're insane people who only get attention because they're media whores. "Typical Christians" are the ones who live next door to you, work with you and spend time doing good works and treating people with kindness and compassion without looking for recognition. You probably don't even know about their faith because they don't run around hitting people over the head with it. They fall down on occasion but they try to live their lives according to their spiritual path.
When you make comments about "typical Christians" like the one above, you are no better than the same "farcical, judgmental, hypocritical and mad" people you criticize because you are painting an entire group of people --- Christians --- with the same brush.
Whatever, you know Fred Phelps tucks with the best of them while getting his groove on in stilettos to "Bad Romance".
These people don't even piss me off anymore. They are just one big parody. A bunch of frustrated wannabe celebrities.
And it sounds like Megan enjoyed recording this a little too much. She was probably fingering herself the whole time.
Music Review: *fake typing sounds*
The song invites the listener to sift through a multitude of ambient layers and sounds, all of which congeal into *slight pause* a thick soup of vomit! Fucking bitch!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Damn, I read this long long expose on Fred Phelps that was never aired because he and is family are so good at suing everyone under the sun that people think it's not worth it. The man truly is a monster and crazy. Those poor kids and grandkids have no friends outside his cult. You should read about what kind of life they have gone thru before you start judging Shirley or even Megan. I feel sorry for them, and at least I thank them for showing people what the Bible is really about. Read the Old Testament (and parts of the New Testament too). The god in there is just as crazy, hateful and vindictive as Fred Phelps. Those people who say that god is a god of love are just trying to polish a turd. The Fred Phelps and god of the bible are hateful and crazy and full of shit. I hope one day Megan and all her siblings and cousins and aunts and uncles realize they are better than this crap escape his cult, and I hope someday all Christians, Mormons, Jews and Muslims wake up to what nonsense their god is and decide that they can be better people than that too. God didn't create Man in His image. Man created god in man's image, and that's why "God" is so fucked up.
Sick fucks.
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"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.