.....The Fuck?
I didn't know Twiki from Buck Rogers was doing vocal for Flavor Flav. That's the only reasonable explanation for why Foofy Foo's new single "I'll Never Let You Go (An Ode to Auto-Tune)" sounds like a robot with Tourettes singing into a high-powered fan. This will make you want to kick technology in the crotch bone.
Jay-Z was dead wrong about auto-tune taking a nap in a coffin anytime soon. Auto-tune is alive and well thanks to this future Grammy-winning masterpiece. Shift fuckery into sixth gear and ride the hell away from this disaster.
On a positive note, this is the perfect song if you're a greedy bitch who is getting married soon. As soon as this classic plays over the speakers for the "first dance," every guest, cater waiter and in-law will bust out of there. More booze and cake for you!
via ONTD (Thanks Brandy)
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Wow, wasn't Flavor Flav a rapper with Public Enemy? What the fuck is this sell-out Auto-Tune bullshit? Only rappers desperate for money actually try to sing (which is what Auto-Tune is all about) for that extra buck...why not fucking rap? Or are you too old? Then fuck it, just retire and stop torturing us with this absolutely fucked up worst song EVER...
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
wow.
"...for better for worse/'til one of us end up in a hearse..." From "Don't Believe The Hype" to "Fight The Power" to this. The genius of Flava Flav lives on!
Did he actually sing "...if one of us should end up in a hearse"??
Auto-tune aside, how about the remedial lyrics?!! yuck, barf, BLAH
Submitted by lellykuick on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 9:41pm.
Flav totally ripped this guy off (From Tosh.O):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
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CAUGHT RED HANDED!
(I'm glad he's careful while he drives even tho he's a big youtube star and everything)
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Flav totally ripped this guy off (From Tosh.O):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 3:55pm.
I just had an epileptic seizure, went deaf and blind, and instantly lost 10 lbs from violent explosive diarrhea and vomiting all brought on by listening to this song
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LMAO.
My dog just raised his head from his 4 hour nap with a "wtf?" look on his furface.
I spotted this guy in Vegas last night... in front of Circus Circus (the most ghetto hotel on the strip). I can't believe I'm admitting to also being in front of Circus Circus.
can't.press.play. can't.
won't.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 3:55pm.
I just had an epileptic seizure, went deaf and blind, and instantly lost 10 lbs from violent explosive diarrhea and vomiting all brought on by listening to this song
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Yeah, glad I turned it off after 20 seconds. I felt all that about to happen to me.
Little Flav needs to put the crack pipe down.
Stephen Hawking...step away from the mixing board
You're my only friend
You don't even like me
oh shit forget the voice fuckery the lyrics r dreadful.
dayum, that was horrific...could only watch about 15 seconds of it...my poor ears...
Way to phone it in, peepaw Flav.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Submitted by Midwestocean on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 4:30pm.
God, I wish I could somehow make this song (with video, of course) pop up on the computers every smart ass friend I have as a gag gift. Something that they would have to listen until the end. Just to imagine the expressions on their faces brings a smile to my face for the new year!
Who in the hell produced this fuckery in the first place?
Honey, this shit was produced directly by Satan himself and mixed by demons in the lowest bowels of Hell. They plan to use it to punish the wicked. Imagine listening to this fuckery for an eternity.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 2:52pm.
Happy New Year, Dave!
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
Okay, I got 30 seconds in and had to shut it off. Sweet Baby Jesus, whatever happened to *real* music??
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
My ears have never known such pleasure.
surprised myself by making it to 25 seconds...which is still too fucking long for this noise...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
also i would love to hear it without the auto-tune, especially all the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!
Had to bail at 46 seconds. That clock around the neck looks really 80s. Didn't Rerun have one on sesame street?
(Yes, I know...)
I need New york make a heimlich on Foofy Foo's, cos' he ate some big piece of clock
Pff all the popular music sounds like this crap. Go go autotune/pitchshifting.
Shitty mcCrap.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
that was beautiful...
I had to stop. That gave me a headache. When I saw him stretch forth his face and hands to the sky and pretend like he was grabbing something I was finished.
God, I wish I could somehow make this song (with video, of course) pop up on the computers every smart ass friend I have as a gag gift. Something that they would have to listen until the end. Just to imagine the expressions on their faces brings a smile to my face for the new year!
Who in the hell produced this fuckery in the first place?
made it to 51 mark......i am exhausted and have a headache now.
I just had an epileptic seizure, went deaf and blind, and instantly lost 10 lbs from violent explosive diarrhea and vomiting all brought on by listening to this song
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 2:16pm.
Really, even when he was with Public Enemy, wasn't his inclusion more for visual entertainment value?
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For reals. Flav was just the "look at meeee" hype man of Public Enemy. He was eventually kicked out for being a basehead. I had hoped his burnt gremlin lookin' ass would've faded into obscurity a long, long time ago... but no.
Oh Jesus. I need to wash this out with some Vincente Fernandez or some other spanish-language music.
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I thought technology was supposed to make people sound better?
sounds like that irish rrrrrrrrrapper
I can sing better then him. Sheeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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{(º,_,º)} Crystal
I seriously hate this man after this song. Hate hate despise. It's still got me cringing.
GRANDPA!! Go put Demetrius' clothes back in his closet and if you steal one more Wall clock I am going to clock you with it. Now get your walker before you fall off of there and break a hip. Shit! Ain't no Social Security check worth this.
At the 40 second mark my dick fell off. Thanks for that.
i actually got diarrhea listening to this crap. i love how at 1:50 he was really feeling the song. hahaha
FUCK THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, FUCK IT TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S DLISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE YA NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jim on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 2:19pm.
THIS IS THE FUCKING WORSE FUCKING MUSIC OUT FUCKING THERE! THESE FUCKING "THUG RAPPERS" WHO PUT THIS SHIT OUT OR SING LIKE FUCKING GIRLS(CHRIS BROWN) AND TRY TO ACT ALL FUCKING HARD...FUCK YOU! YOU FUCK S HAVE NO TALENT, THE ONLY ONE WITH TALENT IS THE KEYBOARD THIS FUCKING SHIT IS COMING FROM! TAKE YOUR PUSSY MUSIC, PUSSY TATTOOS AND FUCKING PUSSY ASS LIFESTYLE AND FUCK THE PUSSY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slow claps*
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
"I didn't know Twiki from Buck Rogers was doing vocal for Flavor Flav"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 1:42pm.
Can auto-tune please go away? Pretty please?
Jeebus, music pretty much died for me this decade.
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And Jeebus wept when this fuckery was produced. Hey.....love your Last Mistress avie.
This music makes me want to cut someone. I made it to 1:14 btw.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 2:31pm.
There's a guy that lives in my friend's apartment complex who makes ho made rap that is better than this. To think that Foofy was once relevent.
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Yeah but he was always relevant in a "Who IS that guy?!" kinda way. I think he is a true testament (not that we need anymore, mind) to the fact that the media is in league with the Devil. WHY go OUT of your way to make THIS guy relevant?! WHYYYYYYYY!?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
What a thrill it must be to hear yourself singing after a lifetime of being unable to carry a tune.
For the rest of us - not so much.
Yeah, 14 seconds was all I could take, too - simply horrible. ugh.
There's a guy that lives in my friend's apartment complex who makes ho made rap that is better than this. To think that Foofy was once relevent.
I clocked in at 1:10 before blood started gushing out of my ears.
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Bottom-feeder.
That was the worst ever. Couldn't finish. And his lame ass clock was broken too. Douche loser.