Thursday, December 31st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Monkeys Trying To Eat Jell-O
When the monkeys at the Bronx zoo were presented with a mound of Jell-O with blueberries in it, they didn't know whether to attack it or make out with it. Hell, all of us should approach Jell-O with the same kind of caution, because who knows what the hell kind of jelly jizz shit they put in there.
And this video is also an accurate reenactment of Tommy Girl's first time trying to do oral to a girl.
via Buzzfeed
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You do mean ME right? I havent seen anyone else ask about medical problems.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 6:58pm.
WATCH out, Brad Pitt -- Angelina Jolie doesn't believe in monogamous relationships. The star told German magazine Das Neue she believes open romances can work just as well, if both part ners agree to it. Jolie said, "Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other." But she said things can get fiery at home, add ing, "The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong and reacts in a defiant way."
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/angelina_unchained_Iww3odI45kDUAk7n8yq0L...
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Sugaroo, WHAT!?
Skeletina drops bullshit like that and people like to harp on him....
Fuck that mess, part of why I like him is because he doesn't talk smack.
TEAM THE BRAD 2010!!!!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Thank you Pleco. I would like to reiterate that I am not pointing a claw at just one person here like Sadie would like me to. It's a few people.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
*slow-claps Sugaroo*
*maintains Swiss neutrality*
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Bradi, did you read PageSix a few days ago when she made those remarks about the "good Brad" and how he's never right in an argument? That was severely creepy. I mean, he must have been horribly embarrassed when he read what she said about him.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
*shakes head* Sadie, you ain't right.
I didn't mean anyone specifically but now that we're on it, I would like to point out that the OP was created for people to be off topic. But the OP has become basically the same topic(s) every day. The same people complaining about the same thing day after day without doing a thing to change their situation or at least improve it. I saw one person one day who screamed about how much their lunch sucked and of course, people rushed in with the sympathy which was the unspoken desire. I went and did some stuff around the house and came back 45 mins later to find that same person STILL bitching. Instead of whining on a gossip blog about this, why didn't they either go out and get something else or at least have something else delivered? Another time someone else was doing their daily routine of eliciting all kinds of attention and when the conversation started drifting away from that person, they actually came back on and said "I'm so upset" or something. Yet another talks all the time about how much they hate their significant other and bring forth a daily litany of complaints yet they do NOTHING to change the situation.
People, really? I bet you do it here because if you tried that shit on your friends IRL, they'd tell you to STFU and get a life.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I will be happy to massage any of you fine ladies' bewbs, free of charge. You're welcome---->
We may all die of withdrawal if she doesn't post every detail of every single thing she does every single day.
*glares at Sugaroo with cunt face on Super Cunt*
Don't be killing off THE BRAD!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
But if people stop posting medical issues how will we ever find out what became of M.E.'s assclit or her lightning titties? An eager public waits for her skin reports, migraine updates and unappetizing lunch menus.
*examines every mole, takes a shit, wonders why some float, gets a leg cramp, hears voices*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Bradi, I hate to say this but I predict that by March there will be news reports of an unidentified body in a desert in some third world country and sadly, I don't think it will be Cuntolina's.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I know people will get pissed at me for saying this but if I had one New Year's wish for the 2010 OPs it would be for people to stop turning it into a freaking medical complaint clinic every damn day and for the love of God to STOP announcing and detailing the monthly visits. NO ONE cares!
*steps off wish box and prepares to get slammed*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Oh Sugaroo, it's a hard thing to do.
Mostly I want him to get the HWAT back. Basically shave, get a haircut, some sun....etc....
But for reals, I want him TO RUN AWAY FROM THAT CUNTY SKELETINA!!!!
I do predict however he will be caught cheating on her by June. And People magazine, aka THE BIBLE, will splash a tragic Skeletina pic and all the loonitards can build monuments & paper mache statues of her & the Skittles.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
@ Chirio : Hhahah, it was one of the first piano pieces I ever learned.
*takes Sugaroo's lighter and sets the world on fire*
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
*holds up lighter for Pleco*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
LOL Pleco! that song has been on mah mind!!!
Coma Caca!
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Blue moon
You left me standing alone
Without a love of my own
Na na na na na na...
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
You will update us on your new years sex acts, bowel movements and beverages consumed, won't you?
M.E.
Bradi, do you have a NY resolution concerning Brad?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Hmmmm I should buy some boxed wine!
I'm on the roof trying to figure out this blue moon shit we're supposed to see!!
Coma Caca!
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5 hrs. 15 min, EST...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Sugaroo,
xoxox
YAY, it's a new decade!!! (it is, isn't it?)
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Back atcha, Zomay! Thank God 2009 is OVAH. What a crappy year. Ugh.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
The boob problem is fibrocystic something or another. Google for more information.
Just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year. THANK GOODNESS this first decade is over!!!
What did it give us? Katrina, War, 9/11, Paris Hilton, Kardashians!!! WHAT the fuck.
But on a positive note, we have life, hope and good laughs. So cheers and Salut to all you good hearted horz.
jt
yep, looks like that pile of jellied jizz confounds the monkeys as much as the rest of us!
HAPPY 2010, fellow D-Listers!!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 5:10pm.
Welcome, have to share the laughter. I loved the accent.
where the hell is the Hot Slut vote? i gotta go soon and can't wait.
I want one :) Or two, or three or five.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 3:55pm.
If you have ever gotton your nails done, this is funny...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2262606557377118026&ei=FBI9S6vkF...
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That was HILARIOUS! And so true! Thanks for the link!
Jill - yeah, I think I get it every time the visitor comes. It's like lightening bolts inside yer bewbs.
M.E. on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 4:43pm.
bitchette - my boss walked in on me squeezing my boobie. He gave me a weird look.
He probably thinks I'm sitting here feeling myself up,
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But you do sit there feeling yourself up, don't lie..
:D
ME the boob thing is hormonal I think.
I have had that problem for 40 years.
FUCK! Imma have to go to the grocery store for tomorrow's party and I HATE crowds.
DAMN IT!
Got my nails did and made the rather ginormous mistake of going to the grocery store. Every fatass in the surrounding towns in is there grabbing the last of the onion dip and Fritos, as if they really need them. And what is the deal with people buying leftover Mistletoe just because it's half price?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
bitchette - my boss walked in on me squeezing my boobie. He gave me a weird look.
He probably thinks I'm sitting here feeling myself up,
happy twenty ten to mk and all the dlisters...be safe!
letinstar...
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Submitted by Mama Moore on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 3:18pm.
Hi Gwennie!
Oh lawd, whoever was bitching about the grocery is right on. Mofo's acting like the last time they ate was Christmas Eve.
Then, I get home and there is a message from my hub that says he's bringing 2 guys home for dinner and I need to make home made biscuits cuz these boys are from Tennessee and they will be expecting that
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Screw that! Get take out from a soul food place.
Dammit I was in the middle of shaving my legs, kinda standing like a stork in my corner shower, and you fuckers have to ring the damn doorbell!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 4:02pm.
Can someone please tell me WTF is up with the sharp stabbing pains you get in yer bewbs?
---Well, in Australia, it's called foreplay.
HAPPY 01/01/10 FUCKAHS!
It's 7.30am New Year's Day down my parts. Yep, it's all over apart from the heaving and the scratching. I think some cunt stole/rode home in my wheelie bin last nite. WTF am I going to do with the frigging empties. BARSTARDS!
Hehe, it's all good. I'ma gonna steal next doorsies wheelie bin...
M.E. i don't know but i get them too! and you gotta kinda hold your boob hard, but it still doesnt' stop it.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 3:58pm.
SockMonkey!
I saved some Downy Pleasures coupons for you.
*stuffs them under lid*
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Thanks! Bradiful! That's my favorite aisle at the fucking grocery store. Me loves to spend time smelling the liquid softeners & dryer sheets!!! mmmmmm.....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
There's no debate there, M.E.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
M.E. - you don't have a squirrel socked away in there do you?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I'm debating heading outta here early and waiting on the couch, naked, for the BH to get home.
Can someone please tell me WTF is up with the sharp stabbing pains you get in yer bewbs?
SockMonkey!
I saved some Downy Pleasures coupons for you.
*stuffs them under lid*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.