Thursday, December 31st 2009
Squinty Gets To Lick On This
Well, Squinty only gets to lick on this after Bradley Cooper's had too many Fuzzy Navels and if she doesn't flinch when he coos at her, "Daddy Garber, slap me with your tongue." But she still gets to visit his salad bar once in a blue moon.
Anyway, here's B. Coop poppin' his freshly Nair-ed ass crack while putting his dog in a crate yesterday afternoon outside of Squinty's house. "Putting the dog in a crate" sounds like something Tommy Girl does on his Saturday afternoons.
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His skin looks smooth as a baby's!
He's got a full booty kinda like a bubble butt.
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
LOL Blinding...your comment made my day! i laughed sooo hard.
Submitted by the Blinding on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 7:09pm.
why exactly is it refered to as "salad tossing?" do I really have to Google this? I'm afraid of seeing amateur pictures of wives rimming their hairy, overweight husbands. never got the appeal but I guess if it was Bradley with his face down, ass up, I could squint my eyes and lick away too.
"WHO'S FACE DO I HAVE TO SIT ON TO GET A HAM AND SOME FUCKING PIE AROUND HERE!!!" - Harvey Weinstein, January 2000
I bet Jen A. is loving this! LOL!
maybe someone already said this, but wasn't renee wearing those awful pants the other day?? http://dlisted.com/node/35413
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@ theBlinding: From the Urban Dictionary:
It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.
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why exactly is it refered to as "salad tossing?" do I really have to Google this? I'm afraid of seeing amateur pictures of wives rimming their hairy, overweight husbands. never got the appeal but I guess if it was Bradley with his face down, ass up, I could squint my eyes and lick away too.
"WHO'S FACE DO I HAVE TO SIT ON TO GET A HAM AND SOME FUCKING PIE AROUND HERE!!!" - Harvey Weinstein, January 2000
oh yep! he shaves/waxes his ass alright.
that guy is hairy, so that smooth ass is not natural... my bf is not hairy and he has to shave.
anyway :P good on BCoop for keeping the bowl clean so someone can toss his salad :)
What's with the elastic waist in the back? Are we in 3rd grade?
Hmm... I've always thought that Bcoop looked like the anglo version of this bollywood star Hrithik Roshan. Google him! They both have this ratty weasel-y face if you know what I mean.
Just watched CASE 39 yest ( online of course) and Renee just has a FUCKED UP BODY. He face was just awful and PUFFY and craggy but her bod was super skinny esp her legs. Sigh, move was ok, not scary except for her puffy face and squinty eyes. And don't get me wrong i've loved everything she's done except for the past 2 years.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Nice elastic waist dungarees, Brad.
Where does Zellwegr live anyway? In LA? Werent they gonna buy a house together?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Oh, silly, MK. Squinty doesn't lick that. She just inserts her monthly check there which then his bf withdraws with his teeth (then HE's the one who licks it).
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
We watched The Hangover the other day and my husband joked (?) that he was dreamy! He is handsome in an 80's sort of way, but does nothing for me in the tingly-feeling way-especially after seeing this picture of his ass-crack.
Wow, what a disappointment! I've seen way way better in Internet camchat rooms.
Um, unless someone else commented, does he not wear underwear? Or do his undies ride that low that one can't see them over the waistband of these pants? Whatever, I have no idea, my husband still wears jeans styled like the 1980s--higher and tapered to the ankle, which is not a great look either.
Happy almost New Year sluts!
I think that anytime a person, who finds wearing shpants (pants which have legs that unzip and convert the garment to shorts) around town to be fashionable and attractive, finds another shpants enthusiast, it must be love at first sight. Destiny brought these two together just like it did for shorts and zip off pant legs. They go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong. What would complete the look are a pair of smelly, fungus-y crocs and a clip-on utility knife hanging from a belt loop.
Shpants are only acceptable attire for outdoor workers who encounter a range of temperatures in the span of a day and hikers/campers, etc. That's just my opinion.
Nice dog, nice ass, crappy pants.
Yuck! I wouldn't want to dig around in those elastic-waist Dickies. That's an ugly dumper.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
I don't find him attractive at all-he looks like a whiner.
Jill: just checked out your work -- nice stuff, girl. Especially "Warm Leatherette". Love that title! And I dig its groovy 1960s'ish look.
Whoa! Second butt crack sighting today. My first was of course at Walmart. I dry heaved. B-faggy's crack actually looks better. Can't believe I just typed that about his butt. Oof.
And will someone please explain why people wear their fucking slippers to Walmart? And in the rain, at that? Are they that depressed or stupid or dare I say, retarded?
Cool Jill!
Thank you for sharing, I knew you were an artist but wasn't sure details. I'm happy for you that you get paid to do what you love. Hope the new year brings many commissions!
*inspired, runs off to work on novel so maybe one day can ditch office job*
whole lotto luv i think you're right about those being Squinty's pants
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Don't EVER do that to me again when I am having spaghetti for breakfast and reading you at the same time.
We feel confident that this homosexual has bared her crack to MANY chorisos!
But she still gets to visit his salad bar once in a blue moon.
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Tonight IS a blue moon - second full moon this month.
I think B-fag's pants are the exact same ones Squinty was wearing when she was out with Barbra Streisand the other day.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Thanks Vern!
That was just a repaint.
It was good $$ though.
I will try to find a pic of something nice I've painted.
http://img526.imageshack.us/i/wow2k.jpg/
OK this is a panel for the World of Wheels auction last year.
http://img31.imageshack.us/i/ch2ep.jpg/
This is part of a local business sign which was done with Gorilla Glue then gilded.
http://img704.imageshack.us/i/trinity.jpg/
This is one for someone's camp.
hmm no sign of underoos so B-Faggy likes to freeball. The plastic poo-pickup bag is a nice accessory though.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
WOW Jill!
You are a badass!
And talented!!!!
*salutes you*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:24am.
*just noticing the elastic waist*
Um...that isn't ok unless you are wearing jeans from Motherhood.
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Hahaha! I had to go back and look at the pic. That is so NOT okay. LOL
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Bad decisions make great stories.
Vern'
Wine and chocolate we set
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Nope mainly signs.
I can't make enuff cha-ching on murals.
http://img218.imageshack.us/i/53821006.jpg/
This is one I did last summer 70' up.
Awesome Jill-do you mean murals?
Nope they are just really old Levis, I think they got a bit of a moire pattern from being in such a small pic. They are my working pants when I paint wall jobs, they are also too big and I have to hitch them up all the time. Maybe I should sew in some elastic.
*just noticing the elastic waist*
Um...that isn't ok unless you are wearing jeans from Motherhood.
Hey, DD! Missed you last night!!! Happy New Year!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
omg. that's priceless.
happy new year's eve everyone!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:18am.
So it's not OK to wear elastic-waisted khakis?
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Hahahaa! Jill, you can wear whatever you want. I know you will make it look good.
Jill-are your pants snake-skin? They look it. And you are a badass and all.
he's so pretty...i want some of that...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:16am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:03am.
*passes urmomma a Lindor* MUAH!
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O - You're SHARING! YAY! CAN I HAVE ONE?!?!
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Dark choc? White choc? Milk choc?
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AW! SO SWEET! CAN I HAVE ONE OF EACH!? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
So it's not OK to wear elastic-waisted khakis?
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He is hot, but theres something really unmanly about shaving your buns.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
yepyepyep:
It would go against the laws of nature for me to perform an intervention, but I'm up for a party. I'll bring wine.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:03am.
*passes urmomma a Lindor* MUAH!
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O - You're SHARING! YAY! CAN I HAVE ONE?!?!
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Dark choc? White choc? Milk choc?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Troys Mommy on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:07am.
B Coop is as hot as the day is long but are those pants sporting and elastic waistband?
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Maybe he's going to exercise later?
LEAVE DANNY DEVITO ALOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
The only thing that tickles my gaydar is that Zellweger has a body like a 12 yr old. I mean, boney and scrawny with a fucked up face. Why her?! I'll bet he bolts after the holidays.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 11:04am.
Can we call him B-Faggy?
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It could happen. If you can used that in a sentence 10 times in the next week, I can pretty much promise you we will all be calling him that on the regular;p
And I don't even think he's gay;p
But Danny DeVito? THAT guy is gay!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!