Thursday, December 31st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Methamphetamine - super-ette
Runners-up:
Her eyebrows are saying “she means business” but her face is telling me Down syndrome. - RecessVillain
Consuela had no intention of buying a magazine that day, she was only brows-ing - starvis
via People of Walmart (thanks to all who sent this in)
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SHITE! Stomped ALL over your comment Balenciaga - so sorry, wasn't reading comments, but I'm right there with you!
super-ette: I rarely find these funny for some reason, but yours was absolutely brill! Can't stop singing the modified jingle now! Brava!
Too funny! I cant get that song outta my head! Good one Sup~
xoxox,
BB
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Cool...this is only the second time I've ever won. Congratulations to RecessVillain and Starvis. I agree with Hotney, the real winner is this lady........hopefully she's ringing in the new year with some PBRs and beef jerky.
Very funny. I was going to comment on the winning entry yesterday, but I did not want to jinx it.
HIGHlarious!
Feliz Ano-no Nuevo, folks!
xoxo ~ j
www.dippedincream.blogspot.com
super-ette, gotDAMN that was funny. You KNOW we're all gonna say that from now on. You've coined a classic!!
xxx DivaJulia
Congratulations to the winner and runners-up!
Happy New Year Everyone!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
First time I've ever just had to comment on the winning caption: that was hilarious!! *wipes tear*
Loved them all. Very funny! Happy New Year all!
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Bad decisions make great stories.
Too funny!! Congrats winners!!
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
LOL! These were pretty damn funny. Good job guys.
LOL .. amazing caption ... congrats guys u make me laught a lot.
Congrats you funny sluts!! starvis, you slay me!!
Happy New Year MK!!! You entertain the crap out of me every single day! Please don't ever stop.
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
Oh man you guys! So clever, So funny!
(this is why i hardly ever compete - you're all too good!)
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http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
HAHAHAH! Awesome captions!
Damn, u guys are funny!! LOL on da good captions. :)
Super-ette holy shit that was funny!!! *wipes tears* Congrats winners, great job!
Congrats Slutskys!
Brow-il-iantly Funny!
Cut Consumption NOT Foreskin
super-ette... one of the funniest I've seen! I actually ♫sang♫ the caption LMAO!!
Congrats to all of you!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
hahaha, so funny gratz to all the winners!
The REAL winner here though, is the woman in the picture!
WORK IT GURL!
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Congrats!! All brilliant!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hahahahaaa! Great captions!
I'm afraid you can't blame drugs for that mess...it is all crazy's fault.
Yay, winners! Excellent! I liked this one too:
Submitted by The Hoople on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 2:45pm.
..just before her arrest for brow-beating the cashier
Happy new year to all you Dlisted sluts!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
oolol cuntgratz cuntzzzzz
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Methamphetamine - super-ette
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The second I saw this, I knew!
Congrats to you, super-ette, and all the other funny winners. :)
Happy New Year!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
CONGRATS to all the winners!! Hilarious captions! And RecessVillain, I loved your caption. Still laughing.
Happy New Year!
Ohohohohoh congratulations to our last winner for 2009, super-ette!!!
A great drunken shout-out too to CT regulars RecessVillain and starvis!
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Bottom-feeder.
Ra Ra Ro Ma Ma want your brow romance...
This is what happens when you use too many emoticons.
Mrs. Potato head is sporting new eyebrows from the Chola collection.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:11pm.
Whoaaa!! The Groucho Marx press-on-brows must be out now!!
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LMAO! Awesome.
Hate to tell you Ronald McDonald... I can tell it's you.... your golden (a-hem) arches give you away.
I vote for super-ette's comment.
We was all on meth and i says, 'hell, lets go ahead and try that Dirty Sanchez thing, fellas! Them all's aim weren't too good.'
What ? Surprised ??? No, I'm not surprised about anything. Why do people keep asking me that shit ?
When she learned Tiger was playing the field Roseanne Barr ran to the local Walmart for some Nice 'n Easy Honey Blonde hair dye.
Paper bag in Aisle 3! Paper bag in Aisle 3!
Wal-Mart unveils Mrs. Pototo Head 2.0. Divine Chola eyebrows and stale popcorn tubs sold separately.
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a $1,000 for a kiss and .50 cents for your soul.
~Norma Jean Mortensen aka MARILYN
$100 for 2 tubs of popcorn and Divine eyebrows? Wow, this economy does suck!
"I'd like to exchange this Snuggie and Sharpie for some Bumpits and Alli."
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
The Rose Bowl Parade "Chola Queen of East L.A." float.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Harriet is just trying to get her money back from the Denise Richards Why Are My Eyebrows Black When I'm Supposed To Be A Blonde Cunt Face Kit.
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
What would be if Michael K did eyebrows....(shudder)
LOL
The Silence of the Eyebrow
♪Bitch doesn't need an Atlas for those GD eyebrows!!!
Jolene usually just goes to Wal-Mart to browse.
Dateline December 30, 2015
A has been Fergie from the now defunct group Black Eye Peas, on the checkout line. She's part of a new senior citizen hip hop group called The Elack Eyebrows
this is what you need to look like when blending in to your surroundings at the new Walmart in East L.A.
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
Guess who got a Sharpie Magnum Chisel Tip eyeliner from Santa?
OMG, I'm glad I wasn't the cashier. I would have gotten fired for laughing my ass off and not being able to stop. That is hilarious. Whoops, this is supposed to be a caption. My bad.