Alicia Douvall Got A Toe Job
Alicia Douvall, the drunk piece of beautiful trash from the UK, isn't shy when it comes to talking about all her plastic surgeries. Last year, Alicia got her 14th titty job, and she recently went under the knife again. This time Alicia left her tortured chichis alone and attacked her feet instead. Alicia spent almost $8,000 getting her toes shortened. Alicia said that they cut some of the bone from the second toe on each foot to make it shorter than the big toe. My feet just passed out.
Alicia explained to Now Magazine, "I know people will think I'm mad, but my feet were so horrible. I hated the fact that my second toes were so much longer than my big toes: they were crooked and overlapped. I was always very self-conscious about the way my feet looked. Whenever I wore sandals, my toes spilled out of the front and looked so ugly. It even put me off dating. I was miserable."
I guess this makes sense, because Alicia doesn't really use her feet that often anyway since she spends 99% of the day on her back. However, Alicia really didn't need to suffer through the pain of surgery. All she had to do was liquor up Katie Price, whisper a few sweet nothings into her ear (example: You're as orange as a pumpkin's bowel movement) and drag her home. After Alicia scared all of Katie's crotch creatures away with a can of RAID, she could've just slipped her toe into Katie's box (NSFW) Dane Bowers-style. If Alicia's toe didn't commit suicide, Katie's toxic snatch juices would've eaten it away in a few quick minutes.
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Submitted by norma_desmond on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 6:19pm.
I knew about Morton's toe,as many people in my family have it, but I never knew it was conducive to long distance running-interesting!
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@Miami... she has very rich parents.
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Submitted by msanthropist on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 5:34am.
I'm pretty sure she went out with Mickey Rourke.
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I sat here for a few minutes, completely unable to wrap my head around that visualization until I realized I was thinking of Mickey Rooney.
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I suppose it would be the height of foolishness to suggest wearing closed toes shoes. Or wearing opened toed shoes that actually fit. Uh duh.
I'm pretty sure she went out with Mickey Rourke. Now that's a match made in plastic surgery hell.
And god but Jordan's revolting ...
This has to be the pre-opp picture because her feet look like that of an alien.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Why would she have surgery on her TOES? I mean, there are so many other things she should have fixed first.
I hate people like this who keep alive the myth that having plastic surgery is simple and uncomplicated. They talk like they are speaking about getting their hair trimmed. "Yeah I had three nose jobs last year and then I got my boobies done and now I got my toes removed and maybe tomorrow I'll get lipo..." Plastic surgery carries risk and people can die from it. Not hugely common but it does happen. This attitude that plastic surgery is no more risky than cutting your toenails bothers me.
My toes are the same way, it is much more common than supposed and it can cause real problems.
Because they we pinched so much, both of the nails on my second toes had to be removed permanently. And some shoes just won't fit.
But to spend $8,000 to have them shortened is nuts!
I know she is a "Glamour Model" in the UK, but someone please tell me how she has been able to spend OVER one million POUNDS ($1.7 US) on surgeries??!!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:47pm.
what was on the jordan video?
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It starts off with her jerking off a guy's uncut dick, then she fumbles in a zipper bag for a vibrator, and then you hear it echoing off the walls of her cavernous vadge, she also puts on some crotchless skivvies. I stopped watching when the guy was between her legs with his face headed for her cootchie. I think I would rather watch the old car wreck films they showed in Driver's Ed back in high school.
PS Thanks Norma! I have Morton's toe and I never knew it!
What she has is "morton's toe" ---The longer 2nd toe was considered a sign of beauty during Michelangelo's time--take a look at Roman and Greek sculpture...always longer 2nd toes. People who have morton's toe are generally good long distance runners. I know all this because I am "afflicted". I understand why she would like her feet to look more feminine (I understand!), but I wouldn't pay that cost --PLUS I just wear closed toe shoes --we all have our cross to bear.
I notice she's carrying a bag from Lush. That stuff is the shizz! (or the fizz, as the case may be)I agree, the toes are nasty but seriously, just wear better shoes.
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Whoever she is she is a real moron.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 12:03pm.
Parasite! there's an idea for those big ole feet of yours!
GOOD ONE! Maybe there IS hope for Sasquatch, after all.
Submitted by ewlulu on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:57am.
"Whenever I wore sandals, my toes spilled out of the front"
Uh, if you buy shoes in your REAL size and not 2 sizes smaller, your feet will actually fit in your shoes. Imagine that. Needs some surgery on her brain.
LOL
What a fucking idiot. An idiot with WAAAAYY too much money.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:43pm.
why am i seeing this tired old skank's panties? (thankful she has on panties)
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they're red.
are you quite sure those are panties?
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:53pm.
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Exactly. The docs must just be taking advantage of her obvious body dysmorphic disorder.
Hell, I could be the guest speaker on getting a successful boob job: Find the top surgeon around, pay the extra $$ for hiring the best & then do those puppies once. End of story.
Submitted by Sweet Babu: "...Finally, who the hell needs 14 boob jobs to get it right?! Her titty balls must be all kinds of mangled up by now."
Right? Isn't there scar tissue? Aren't there incision scars? I just don't understand.
She had 14 tooty jobs because she's a complete wack job and the doctors are all too happy to "correct" the "flaws" she sees in the mirror.
what was on the jordan video? i clicked on that nasty link and got nothing. except maybe a case of computer syphillis.
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why am i seeing this tired old skank's panties? (thankful she has on panties)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:58am.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1043081.ece
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That is so fucked up I don't even know where to begin.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:58am.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1043081.ece
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Ok, this Alicia woman is an idiot. And she looks a little Jocelyn Wildenstein'ish in that article. Finally, who the hell needs 14 boob jobs to get it right?! Her titty balls must be all kinds of mangled up by now.
Um... When your toes hang over the edge of your sandals, doesn't that just mean you need bigger sandals? Stupid.
Gross. Now humans are spending money on finger toes. It will never end.
O the humanity! How treacherous and filled with misery is the life of a woman who WANTS to date but simply can't becuz her toes are too long!
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First of all, my life will be complete the day someone describes ME by saying "Sophie, this drunk beautiful piece of trash". OK now that I have that goal in mind, this girl is retarded. I understand, feet are gross. They're always going to be gross. Get over it. And where, praytell, does she get the money to have toe surgery?! Does she act? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Ripper toes
I'm so stupid I clicked on that shit!
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Maybe she is related to me, everyone in my family has longer second toes. We even call them "___ toes"
___ would be my surname.
I looked up Dane whoever out of sheer boredom, then Katie. On wiki it says she was pregnant by him but got an abortion when she found out he'd cheated.
She she have used the money to get her head examined.
I can totally relate to her problem: my second toes on both feet surpass the big ones by more than half a centimeter. This means that my shoe size goes one up to 42. There is however no chance in hell that I would ever consider cutting them of and sowing them back on. Your feet are primarily for WALKING, you silly woman. Many disabled people would have traded places with you in a heartbeat.
I know a girl who got one of her toes surgically altered. Her ring finger on the toes was shorter than the rest, so she had the two toes lenghtened(?)
This is the first time I can honestly say
Who is this whore?
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Stupid twat.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
She looks like a low-rent Kate Hudson and that's saying something.
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nobody looks at your toes...they're trying to find a spot in the face to put the bullet in so you'll shut up, skank...
Evolution toe was God's way of testing you to see how far you'd go to shelling out for plastic surgery procedures.
God would like you to know you're fuckstupid.
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Parasite! there's an idea for those big ole feet of yours!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Fuck this cunt btw, I had a motherfucker, who's drinks were all bought by me btw, tell me all grossed out "you have small hands.." no one sees your toes you stupid shit.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
Im like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1043081.ece
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
The Jordan porn was almost as disturbing as the thought that someone would be vain enough to have their fucking toes surgically altered.
"Whenever I wore sandals, my toes spilled out of the front"
Uh, if you buy shoes in your REAL size and not 2 sizes smaller, your feet will actually fit in your shoes. Imagine that. Needs some surgery on her brain.
Nothing wrong with manscaping, Sucky. I maintenance Mr. IV in this way. Once when he was asleep I painted his toenails pink, just for giggles.
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I had to clean my computer after clicking on that Dane Bowers link. Literally. NASTY!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:53am.
ha ha Tiger, I see you hiding back there!
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AHAHAHAAAAA!
Yet she still has a light bulb head. I have no idea who this woman is.
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