Rosie O's New Partner In Pussy?
Rosie O'Donnell really hasn't been seen with a new piece since splitting up with her longtime partner a few months ago, but here she is strolling through Miami with a ladyfriend. A ladyfriend who she may or may not be clapping clits with in the early morning hours.
But good for Rosie if her ladyfriend is munchin' the socks right off of her. Actually, I hope Rosie's ladyfriend is eating her Dorito pie until those evil CROCS go flying off her feet and land in a trash can. If her ladyfriend can do that, she should get a damn Nobel Peace Prize.
I'm sure Rosie wears CROCS because it feels like her feet are in the middle of a vagina sandwich. But it would be much more attractive if she walked around with two silicone pussies on her feet instead.
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NOW I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR ROSIE, MAYBE BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH TOTALLY OBESE CUNTS. BUT I JUST DON'T GET PEOPLE HAVING SEX WITH HER. IT WOULD BE LIKE LICKING ON A CHARRED POTROAST WITH A FUCKING BIG MOUTH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 7:02am.
But thanks for the lesson in cookware, bubba.
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And vegetables! (cuz you know potato/potahtos make fries and all that...)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by lindsayerwin on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:20pm.
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Um, not racist at all. Are you kidding me?
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It's a JOKE. Obviously the nuances and banter of regular posters is lost on you because it's a running yuckle around here.
And I don't recall calling YOU anything. You obviously didn't like my original post, called ME a blowhard and then insinuated people here must be overweight and unattractive because they're so sad and mean. I really don't think that your pot/kettle metaphor is one-sided and your total lack of recognition of that is what people are responding to.
Like Rosie all you want. I don't. I won't. Has nothing to do with her being overweight and unattractive, gay or not. I don't like her personality, how she conducts herself professionally and I'm not interested in gathering any personal information on her off the internet to get any other impression because that STILL doesn't mean I know who she really is.
But thanks for the lesson in cookware, bubba.
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what was that??!! oooooooooooook
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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Peace be with you! And fries!
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Don't worry everyone who wants me gone - you're getting your wish. I'm finished here, I said my piece. Happy New Year to everyone and I wish you all peace, love and tolerance in the future.
Don't worry everyone who wants me gone - you're getting your wish. I'm finished here, I said my piece. Happy New Year to everyone and I wish you all peace, love and tolerance in the future.
what does a starchy tuberous crop have to do with this??!!
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:41am.
Angel, I am not talking about you - I'm just talking to the people who attacked me for defending Rosie and posted untrue stories.
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I din't see no untrue stories! And I din't see nobody attack you for lovin' on Rosie.
Don't be so serious ~
Life is mysterious! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
M'kayyyyyyy?
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Moral of the story: You can all dish it but you can't take it. You talk shit but you can't handle shit being talked back to you. Potato potatoh.
Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:34am.
Take your meds sweetie and get a good night's rest. Things will look better in the morning. Usually James Haven doesn't bother getting in the mix of things and giving attention to those that just come in here and start trouble but it's been one of those days and James Haven is just going to go with it. Good for you if you like Rosie but remenber most of these bitches (and James Haven means that in a loving way)are in here all the time and they will be all over you like Brad's dirty goatee when they see you posting crap about someone you don't like.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Does anyone remember the video MK posted a while back of that girl with those crappy hair volumizing noodle looking things that gave her huge texas pageant hair?? I NEED to watch it!
lindsayerwin: but you did talk smack on the Dlisters! we are real! we are not some celeb attention grabbing whores! So I dont comprendo you!
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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WTF is a Snookie?
@ lindsayerwin...Dude, you are making no sense whatsoeva. Now, if someone ripped on my main man Billy Goat Brad, I could understand. But Rosie? COME ON!!!!!!! In the words of Chirio...COMA CACA!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Angel, I am not talking about you - I'm just talking to the people who attacked me for defending Rosie and posted untrue stories. Funny and sarcastic is one thing, lying and slander is another. Also, people saying they would kill me in a dark alley? Really? Grow up.
Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:34am.
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Which lies? I din't tell no lies.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
fat, uneducated skank!!
Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:23am.
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I don't expect anyone to defend me on here, nor do I want them to. I just think it's mean and spiteful to make up stories about people that are completely untrue and obviously fabricated - joke or not. That's how this poor woman's reputation got smeared in the first place. Everyone is defending you when I challenge your statements, why can't I defend Rosie when hundreds of people are being cruel and spreading lies? I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A SNARKY WEBSITE. I read it every day and laugh my ass off. But I will repeat myself in saying that these mean comments are unwarranted and have NOTHING to do with MK's post. He even said "Good for Rosie ..." I am not kissing any ass, just defending people I admire and calling people out on their bullshit lies. You would do the same if I was needlessly bashing on the real James, or whoever your admired celeb may be - or am I incorrect?
I hate crocs! specially these pink crocs!! arrrrgh! ((grabs machete))
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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Tickle me!!!!!
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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OH NO SHE DI-INT...
*searchs for dark alley*
Can't we all just get along?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
lindsayerwin,
Have some fries!!
On topic:
Really....can't be nasty to anyone! Have you ever heard Laurence Olivier read “A Christmas Carol”???
God bless us! Even the shit flinger!!
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
BYEEEEEE, Paquita!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:14am.
whatever kitty litter, it's not hard to make friends here, stop being such a contrarian and you could be kewl!
no one is gonna respect you if you come in here like Snookie
you show me when i said anything bad about James Haven bitch dont start with me I NEVER said anything bad about him
Eileenie McMeanie: yeah that sadie is weird. I ignore too!
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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going to bed, have a long day tomorrow
Hopefully MK made it safe and sound to Las Vegas, and he posts some good shit tomorrow.
XOXOXO nigh everyone and happy new year!
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tu puta madre
Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:15am.
Why would you expect people to defend you when you come in here acting like Aretha Franklin after someone ate her last twinkie? You come into dlisted and start bashing. Why didn't you just come in here state your business and join in the fun? Incase you haven't noticed this is a site to snark not a site to kiss the butts of overrated egotistical celebs who do nothing but tell others what to do and never practice what they preach such as Rosie the tempermental alligator bag!
Perhaps you are in need of a little moisturizer yourself. Mary Kay has a wonderful blend of moisturizering that also helps slow down the aging process!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:15am.
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U are on crack! AND CRACK IS whack!
Coma Caca! El que no me quiere que se vaya a la pinnnnnnnnnnnnntura!
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*kills lindsayerwin in a dark alley*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by lindsayerwin
this is my brain on drugz
whaaaaaaaaaaaa
go to bed, don't you have a book to read over winter break?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lindsayerwin...since I didn't understand half of the "big words" on your post.. I'm going to take them as an offense...
LOL
glad she came back and posted a response...
damnit!!! wine bottle is empty .... Thanks Cheeseus for beer.
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tu puta madre
She was on the thread earlier today. Nobody responded to her. Think it was here or an earlier post.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
TEAM BEWBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*licks Chirio cuz she's so damned cute*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
EM lol no, where? I hate that beyotch
LMAO for realz why are you HAAAATIN us cuz u aint us, LOL
(i'm kidding, lol)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by lindsayerwin on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:15am.
I love how you all come to James Haven's defense when someone attacks him, but when I defend someone for being attacked then I'm a bad person who can't take a joke. Hypocritical much? I do understand sarcasm and I do appreciate humor, but when the humor is warranted and appropriate. Rosie moving on and finding love is apparently fair game for cruel fat jokes? Sorry, but that makes no sense to me. I'm finished. Good luck and good wishes to you all. I wouldn't want to meet any of you in a dark alley, sheesh! Apparently stating your opinion isn't ok unless it's approved by the people who frequent Dlisted threads. Lesson learned.
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Ta Da!
Not really "epic" but lovely nonetheless. Thanks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
TEAM going to the fridge and grabbing a beer for everyone here...except trolls
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tu puta madre
LOL EM, I was just troll fighting!
*hugs a chubby gayelle*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:11am.
xoxoxoxoxox to my angel who I may not have kissed on the cheeks today!
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O jeez! You don't gotta get all slobbery now, Mom!
Not in front of my friends!
*smoooch!*:)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Snowy,did you notice "sexy sadie trying to start shit today? Everyone ignore her/him and didn't react.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I love how you all come to James Haven's defense when someone attacks him, but when I defend someone for being attacked then I'm a bad person who can't take a joke. Hypocritical much? I do understand sarcasm and I do appreciate humor, but when the humor is warranted and appropriate. Rosie moving on and finding love is apparently fair game for cruel fat jokes? Sorry, but that makes no sense to me. I'm finished. Good luck and good wishes to you all. I wouldn't want to meet any of you in a dark alley, sheesh! Apparently stating your opinion isn't ok unless it's approved by the people who frequent Dlisted threads. Lesson learned.
angel_i: Lol !! so true! angel u are this..chirio you are a monkey...snowy you are that...blabla! We should be put in some GI JOE shit team
Coma Caca!!
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Team VIVA LA STFU you fuckin troll!!
wine bottle is almost empty!!!
too bad i can't post from work.... and i travel for new year's
will take laptop and keep track of you sluts
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!1
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tu puta madre
whatever kitty litter, it's not hard to make friends here, stop being such a contrarian and you could be kewl!
no one is gonna respect you if you come in here like Snookie
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 12:09am.
Bitch is gone right? that way I can stop sharpening my machete of STFU!!
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I think she's gone. I don't think most people realize that there's always a stash of us lurking in the shadows just awaitin' on the words:
"To Everyone" and "Shame on You"!
OR... she's busy composing us an epic lecture on our pathos.
Personally, I'm hoping for the latter.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Cracking up at TEAM BEING A FAT LESBIAN IS A CRIME"
*looks for sign up sheet*
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
thanks EM sometimes I feel like a dlisted conspiracy theorist
xoxoxoxoxox to my angel who I may not have kissed on the cheeks today!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 11:59pm.
kittymuffin has tried to pick a fight with provy, Jack and now JH
she insults them and then, because they aren't assholes, they are ok to her and then she slobbers on their dicks
just saying
STF up I didnt start anything with James Haven
I dont dick slobber over anyone here
just saying
TEAM PAQUITA!
*guzzles yet another Miller Lite*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.