Brown Eyed Baby
Van Morrison's sperm still has the magic touch! At 64-years-old, the pepaw has become a father for the fourth time. Let's all high-five Van's sperm (let's not).
CBC News reports that Van's manager/girlfriend/caramel square unwrapper Gigi Lee gave birth to a little boy yesterday. They have named him George Ivan Morrison III.
Van also has a 39-year-old from his first marriage and two kids with his last girlfriend.
Van's publicist said that "Little Van is the spitting image of his daddy." So that means Gigi gave birth roll of chins. Adorable.
I'm happy for Van, but why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?! When I'm that age, the only interaction I want to have with kids is when I have to wave my cane at one for skipping into my personal space. Ivana Trump has the right idea.