Brown Eyed Baby
Van Morrison's sperm still has the magic touch! At 64-years-old, the pepaw has become a father for the fourth time. Let's all high-five Van's sperm (let's not).
CBC News reports that Van's manager/girlfriend/caramel square unwrapper Gigi Lee gave birth to a little boy yesterday. They have named him George Ivan Morrison III.
Van also has a 39-year-old from his first marriage and two kids with his last girlfriend.
Van's publicist said that "Little Van is the spitting image of his daddy." So that means Gigi gave birth roll of chins. Adorable.
I'm happy for Van, but why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?! When I'm that age, the only interaction I want to have with kids is when I have to wave my cane at one for skipping into my personal space. Ivana Trump has the right idea.
(Thanks Moonmaid)
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I am so creeped out by old people fucking.
I work for a urologist and grandpas are gettin' it on in record numbers I tell ya!
They pop pills and use hand pumps....uggghhhhh.
Okay, so I am off to sack up some Viagra for everyone's peepaws!
too much star f*cking going on lately! Doesn't anyone use birth control anymore?
Becoming a parent again in your 60's is WRONG! WRONG!
Instead of being selfish and having a child, that you will most likely NOT see to the age of 20, just simply pass and wait on the grandkids, play with them and send them home.
FUCK!
"why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?!" I'm with MK on this one...NO WAY NO HOW
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
KD do you have Gaga in your avie or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
they can share diapers and formula
OMG I am not suited for this work thing at all, I need to go back on vaca asap!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Was he queefing into the mic wtf
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Can't you just see him in 10 years:
"GET OFF MY LAWN, KID!! ..Oh..sorry, Jr, I didn't know it was you."
Congrats on your new monthly expense...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
WHATEVER! Stop spooging in bitches!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Congrats to hım!
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Every word of this post is perfect-too funny!
Congrats, Van!
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:41am.
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Love "And It Stoned Me". I walked down the aisle at my wedding to "Someone Like You". Beautiful voice but dude is paper bag ugly in the face.
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I'm happy for Van, but why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?!
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He's crazy but actually I read not too long ago that men over 40 are more suited to fatherhood than younger men....so you might feel differently later;p
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Congratulations Van!!
I am sure the beeby is as sweet as Tupelo Honey.
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Love his music, "Brown Eyed Girl" is my song and I love "Tupelo Honey" and "Into the Mystic". But ginge or not, he has never been anything to look at.