HoHan Might Be Getting Some Of This
HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo's every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are "heating up." Well, I'm pretty sure Adam's peen is heating up due to the warts HoHan's vagina gifted him with.
Some source says that HoHan and Adam started bump and bumping on December 10th. Last week, HoHan brought Adam to Ali Lohan's Sweet 46 birthday party to meet White Oprah. Apparently, White Oprah really likes Adam and thinks he's good for her daughter. That's not saying much. White Oprah probably came to that conclusion after she asked Adam for a Xanax and he gave her two. If it were up to White Oprah, HoHan would marry a pharmacy kiosk.
The source added, "Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad." Yeah, I bet she's turning to him when things get bad. See my Xanax comment.
Below is HoHan taking a break from taking a break by trying on the ugliest clothes NYC has to offer.
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Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hot guy. And...Thats not a wart, for all we know it might be an ingrown hair bump. Take it easy with the name calling already. Lets hear a report of YOUR escapades and Venereal diseases. The woman hating and on this site is just astounding sometimes
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OH. I FORGOT TO MENTION WHAT AN INCREDIBLE HYPOCRITE YOU ARE. YOUR SCREEN NAME "ORIGINAL PUTAS" MEANS IN SPANISH, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, "ORIGINAL WHORES/PROSTITUES"
TALK ABOUT A WOMAN HATER, AKA "MISOGYNIST"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:10pm.
Really??? Since when has anyone, especially on this site, been supportive of this fucking whore? She is an anal wart on society. She is worthless, talentless and a fucking joke.
Amen.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I don't hate all women, just the worthless cunts.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Every time I see her face, it makes me shed a little tear. She's ONLY 23. *le sigh*
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Ew, she disgusts me.
Really??? Since when has anyone, especially on this site, been supportive of this fucking whore? She is an anal wart on society. She is worthless, talentless and a fucking joke.
His cock is probably smaller than SamRo's clit
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
I can't hardly wait for Open Post. Here's the question/game I will propose:
The strangest/funniest place you ever made out!
Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hot guy. And...Thats not a wart, for all we know it might be an ingrown hair bump. Take it easy with the name calling already. Lets hear a report of YOUR escapades and Venereal diseases. The woman hating and on this site is just astounding sometimes
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you're so much on the rag lately! First you repeatedly report and complain about SpiceDong and now this?
SWEET 46 LOL!
I sent this to MK, but since he hasn't posted it (I didn't really expect him to)...y'all might get an Elaine Bennis kick out of this (if you haven't already seen it):
It's a Guidette Make-Up Tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEr1aijBD18
That's a sad peen, if I ever saw one.
Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
The woman hating and on this site is just astounding sometimes
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They're easy to hate when they're such retarded cunts.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Hot guy. And...Thats not a wart, for all we know it might be an ingrown hair bump. Take it easy with the name calling already. Lets hear a report of YOUR escapades and Venereal diseases. The woman hating and on this site is just astounding sometimes
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:25pm.
NSFW this is the crotch shot
http://www.shabooty.com/2009/06/04/lindsay-lohan-crotch-shot-with-wart-v...
@ Farrah - this is soooo off-topic, but in THIS ECONOMY, I've seen luxury items in consignment stores I thought I would never see. More and more designer handbags - genuine Chanel, Vuitton, Gucci, D&G are ending up there for relatively low prices. I even saw a full lenght black mink coat in pristine condition for $1,200 yesterday. I know mink is wrong, but it's soooo soft. Poor mink babies!!
But yeah, if one has the cash, right now and the next six months will be the time to pick up luxury goods cuz ppl need to raise cash.
I assume this "The City" is not the 90's soap "The City"?
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me
Fire crotch is hungry.
He's much prettier than SamRo. I don't think his peen is that small. The head looks pretty nicely sized and it might be cold on that runway. Could be a grower!
Well, he's not too excited in this picture, if you know what I mean. ;)
But he is not hot (in the face)...dunno why, just isn't.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:25pm.
NSFW this is the crotch shot
http://www.shabooty.com/2009/06/04/lindsay-lohan-crotch-shot-with-wart-v...
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GOSH! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT. I now realize that all the comments ppl have made about Linds being an std infested hoe! IT'S TRUE!! How do you have that and NOT GET IT TREATED?!?!? Warts only grow like that on WAR VETERANS! Google it!
Thanks HairyPotheadfan for posting the link!
Someone please tell me why we need to know who HoHan is banging? Just add them to the terrorist watch list and call it good.
Not gonna even ask how S&F found that but I am not surprısed.
I would not fuck her even wıth someone else's dıldo!
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I guess he must be mentally erect, because his peen situation is sadly lacking.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:26pm.
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DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!! On the blind item.
Thank you seriously for posting that pic! I am on a diet and you just made eating lunch not an option now!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:36pm.
it is kinda vintage. i use it to travel, because they get so mistreated at airport security, it's a shame. i hate to see those bitches sticking their hands in my bags!
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walk for a ho!
Peen. I seen peen and mushroom cap.
She looks more and more like her mom every day.
And that ain't good.
@DD: Pepperdine!!! lol, good times! and that damn Indian Earth! i never used it, but all my classmates were. it was so damn dark! and sometimes bitches would drop the clay thing it came in and they made a horrible mess!
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walk for a ho!
Like I needed to see another picture of this cum dumpsters rotten vagina. GROSS!
SHe constantly looks like she just rolled out of the nearest dumpster.
NSFW this is the crotch shot
http://www.shabooty.com/2009/06/04/lindsay-lohan-crotch-shot-with-wart-v...
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I just had food. I feel like vomming up my spine now.
Cute, but not much I can work with it in the peen department. I WILL PASS!
~~~I AM YOUR CARIBBEAN QUEEN!~~~
OMG. PICTURES?!?!? Bows at the altar of gossip.
@ Farrah - that's gotta be a VINTAGE Gucci, right? Or is yours new-ish?
eeeewwww@ Lohan's warts! whoever that car belongs to, is gonna have to either Lysol the shit out of it or just get rid of the ride.
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walk for a ho!
oh not Adam. he's like the sexiest D&G model ever.
I'm in love...fucking again.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:26pm.
DD!, I remember that stuff. They still make it!!
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What?! God help us all!
I remember we all wore it, and the demonstration was, use the huge brush and put it all over your face to "hightlight" and contour...we even put it on our lips with Vaseline!
We looked like butternut squashes.
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Well this is funny, I spent my frist year of college at Pepperdine then transferred to another college after the year was up.
At Pepperdine, you couldn't go anywhere without that grossness. I could tan easily, so I didn't need it and refused to get with it. My dorm mate - whom we affectionately nicknamed "Pizza Face Lisa" - slathered it on faithfully. She was Irish-ish and couldn't BUY a tan for all the time we spent baking on the beach.
Better that you use Indian Earth than get an actual tan. Sun on skin ------> leatherette.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:09pm.
@ Farrah
I was just looking at HoHan's Gucci handbag and thinking about you! :-)
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Lol! just check your FB inbox!
@DD & Bitchette: yeah, i have that bag. i will have to get rid of it now. Damn Lohan! can't she pic something else?!
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if this dude was anywhere near lilo sticky areas, then he is officially diseased and not hot...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:30pm.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Can I un-see that? It looks like a mini-dick.
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No kidding! I see the wart, but what is that shit hanging down below it? Nevermind, I probably don't wanna know.
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
@ DiamondDawg
DD, HairyPotheadFan just posted the crotch photos I was talking about.
Thank you, HairyPotheadFan!
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:25pm.
NSFW this is the crotch shot
http://www.shabooty.com/2009/06/04/lindsay-lohan-crotch-shot-with-wart-v...
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Thanks! Looks good enough to pop!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:25pm.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Can I un-see that? It looks like a mini-dick.
***Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:17pm.
Sooo cute, sooo dumb (movie reference, which one?)***
The Sweetest Thing...love that movie!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
By the looks of his knickers she aint gettin much.
Green Gay Packer
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Thanks, little-rascal! I look forward to looking at the photo (voms a little). A fellow like that generally likes other fellows like him.
DD!, I remember that stuff. They still make it!!
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What?! God help us all!
I remember we all wore it, and the demonstration was, use the huge brush and put it all over your face to "hightlight" and contour...we even put it on our lips with Vaseline!
We looked like butternut squashes.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
In theory ıf he ıs so hot he would not have to delve ınto strawberry thatches of crabs to grab hıs next ho conquest.
Thıs ıs all for publıcıty because whether you lıke ıt or not thıs skank ıs always ın a 'toıd or two every other day.
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There is no vagina worth putting up with all the crazy, clingy, crack-whore Lindsay antics. And if shes turning to him when things are bad I bet she never turns back around. HA!