HoHan Might Be Getting Some Of This
HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo's every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are "heating up." Well, I'm pretty sure Adam's peen is heating up due to the warts HoHan's vagina gifted him with.
Some source says that HoHan and Adam started bump and bumping on December 10th. Last week, HoHan brought Adam to Ali Lohan's Sweet 46 birthday party to meet White Oprah. Apparently, White Oprah really likes Adam and thinks he's good for her daughter. That's not saying much. White Oprah probably came to that conclusion after she asked Adam for a Xanax and he gave her two. If it were up to White Oprah, HoHan would marry a pharmacy kiosk.
The source added, "Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad." Yeah, I bet she's turning to him when things get bad. See my Xanax comment.
Below is HoHan taking a break from taking a break by trying on the ugliest clothes NYC has to offer.
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Hmmm, does she have a dusty, operator’s manual available to refresh her memory on how to operate that equipment? Oh what the hell am I saying, she shouldn’t be operating any equipment on the shit she’s been taking.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:11pm.
If this guy is brainless enough
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Model.
Underwear model.
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Bottom-feeder.
holySHIT those forehead wrinkles :O
Pretty boy must be hard UP for publicity to let this raggedy crackhead near his tiny testicles.
after lindsay no one should hit that. he's okay looking.
Michael Darling you make me laugh..."ugliest clothes in NYC" ha ha! I see Senna's little "wenna" hee-hee....
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Its just my opinion my minions...
Well judging from his jockey shorts it doesn't look as though she'd be getting much.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Sorry Adam but any association with Blohole is destined to fail.
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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time
Jeezus, that sandy troll gets her freckled twat poked with a pecker every day. I liked when she was a taco muncher, it soften that grating, gravely demeanor of hers.
Cripes, you can see his junk too. From the expression on his face I can tell he's a douche though.
So THIS is what Adam looks like? Never saw him on shoots on "The City" so I had no clue what the fuss was about.
Agreed with the rest of the posters who are wondering how she pulled this dude, even if he looks gay. I thought most men tried to stay away from the Lohan not hook up with her. The only thing I can think (from the fact that he was on the City), he's looking for free publicity. Bad move dude you'll only become a laughing stock, no one will want to fuck for fear of catching Hohan's warts (see wart finger).
Snideychick sez:
At least Lohan looks cleaner than usual.
She tries so hard to cover up the fact that she's Long Island trash with those fancy black clothes, and then the bag and long, bleached blond hair give her away.
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Hohan needs to put those clothes down and ınvest ın some botox.
Ordınarıly I would not advıse botox for someone so young but goddamn....
thıs skanktard needs ıt STAT!
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Doesn't look like he's packing a big one. But what a cute face!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:46pm.
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LOL! Well that made it worth the scrollback! Haha!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
This guy's peen looks like it is afraid to come out and catch every std under the sun from blohan.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:36pm.
Ok, can we stop bringing up something that happened 4 days ago?
Let sleeping fucking dogs lie?
Jesus.
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NO. NOT UNTIL YOU STOP THROWING UP INTO KIDS MEALS AT MCDONALDS AND STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE LIKE ALWAYS DRUNK OR SOMETHING OR WHATEVER MARVIN SAID
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LoL.
Not bad body, but his face is creepy and waxy looking. But he's better than Blohan could even hope for, especially since she looks like her own grandma.
As for his peen, don't be mean to it. The poor thing has journeyed into the Mordor of private parts, so it's probably trying to hide from the cruel world.
Hohan's forehead looks like a series of fault lines or something. Terrible skin for a person in their early 20s.
She used to look so cute, in pic #2 she looks about 65 years old.
I mean, yeah - she may be stalking him but I'll betcha any money she isn't getting any.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
No she isn't! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Good one!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:12pm.
I don't hate all women, just the worthless cunts.
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Well, that covers all my ex's especially the one living in Ireland with her dopey looking boyfriend and probably still waiting to write the first page of her non-existent novel. Whorebagfuckface!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:36pm.
Ok, can we stop bringing up something that happened 4 days ago?
Let sleeping fucking dogs lie?
Jesus.
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*scrolls back to OP from 4 days ago*
Damn, M.E., you did a donkey show in Tijuana to make some beer money?
JAAACCKK! How was Christmas?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Stoney, I know he be kidding. Me on the other hand? NO. RAGING BITCH!
Dude! M.E.! Sucky is kidding!
No please put your clothes back and hand over that gallon of rum.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Bet when his little peenie gets itchy...he worries, he cries....it's gonna fall off.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:40pm.
S&F throwing up into kids meals?!?!? HUH?
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Look at you. You don't even remember... *shakes head*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
S&F throwing up into kids meals?!?!? HUH?
And if maybe I was drunk I wouldn't be such a raging fucking BITCH today.
*wanders off mumbling*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 2:36pm.
Ok, can we stop bringing up something that happened 4 days ago?
Let sleeping fucking dogs lie?
Jesus.
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NO. NOT UNTIL YOU STOP THROWING UP INTO KIDS MEALS AT MCDONALDS AND STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE LIKE ALWAYS DRUNK OR SOMETHING OR WHATEVER MARVIN SAID.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Ok, can we stop bringing up something that happened 4 days ago?
Let sleeping fucking dogs lie?
Jesus.
Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hot guy. And...Thats not a wart, for all we know it might be an ingrown hair bump. Take it easy with the name calling already. Lets hear a report of YOUR escapades and Venereal diseases. The woman hating and on this site is just astounding sometimes
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I am woman have been a fan of this site for years before I joined up over a year ago. This site does not women hate. It hates on dumb women that make the rest of us look bad. On the other hand, your screen name can be offensive to women. Be careful. People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. I hear you have a problem with the some of the avatars. The avatars are here to be in fun and in jest. You dont have to come on this site if you have problem with the site. Now go play nice with the other dlisters.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
I hope he's a grower cause he's not a shower. He was hawt until I read that he fucked Hohan. Then he went all void. I bet his dick parts all turned black and fell off. What a dumb fuck. He must hate himself to stick his cock into that wasteland.
If this guy is brainless enough to think Blohan can further any type of
fame for him, he is brainless enough not to figure out that any STD Blohan is transmitting these days has got to be one of the ones that hang around forever, darling. I can hear the phonecall : "Please tell me it's only chlamydia or
gonnorhea."
This dude looks like my (gay) dance teacher who is also a model.
And yes, I was drooling on the dance floor. HAWTNESS!
1-2 step 3-4 drool, turn!
JFC, look how haggard that face is in thumbnail #3. I'm 43 years-old and she looks older and more wrinkly than me. Nasty fuck she is.
Just so you know, SPICEDONG is not banned, but the rumours flew when someone asked about it on xmas eve. He posted, then was gone, only to come back later to find out many people, but Original Putas, in particular had complained about his hairy avies. A lot of the commentary took place on this old thread:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35370
And I am only posting a clarification made by one our Snuggie Club members. Hope you don't mind Marvin. If you do, let me know stat, so I can delete.
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Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:18pm.
Sugarroo
You are very much mistaken also you are wrong about who got Spice Dong banned. It was Original Putas. It wasnt "some troll" who has been here for 8 weeks.
Hohan needs to nap!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:07pm.
Can you see the outline of his little penis head?
OMG, you totally can! :O
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:31pm.
Oops...looks like it's too late. From today's New York Post: "WHICH male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn't use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD".
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Ewwwwwww, poor thing.
Remember people, you gotta use protection. There are a lot of nasty Hohan's out there.
How did Sam deal with it? Yuck!
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Oops...looks like it's too late. From today's New York Post: "WHICH male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn't use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD".
He's niiiiiiiice.
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Enjoy Adam's picture, folks. Once Lohan opens her snatch to him, his face, body and peen will look the Nazi's in "Raiders" when the Ark of The Covenant was opened.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
Take it easy with the name calling already.
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oolol why don't you write an e-mail to the mod about it? slimy fuck.
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LoL.
She'll just come back with the other avie/member name she created when she said that she was Original Putas/the one who repeatedly complained about SpiceDong. I can't remember what the name is.
Dude has a nice body, but I agree with Disraeli_Ears, he is not hot in the face. Something very plain and dull about his face.
And Original Putas, this site does not hate on women. It hates on women who give women a bad name i.e. Lindsay the Crackhead Lohan.
Submitted by original putas on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
Take it easy with the name calling already.
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oolol why don't you write an e-mail to the mod about it? slimy fuck.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Its so sad that at 23 she is just a huge joke! I wonder if she knows it or just lives in White Oprah land of delusion!
Check out this Blind Item from Page Six ...
"Which male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn't use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD?"
Hmmmm! I wonder who they mean?
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