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Heidi Fleiss (44)
Kristin Kreuk (27)
Eliza Dushku (29)
Tyrese Gibson (31)
Laila Ali (32)
Meredith Monroe (32)
Tiger Woods (34)
Jason Behr (36)
Daniel Sunjata (38)
Jay Kay (40)
Tracey Ullman (50)
Matt Lauer (52)
Sheryl Lee Ralph (53)
Meredith Vieira (56)
Jeff Lynne (62)
Patti Smith (63)
Fred Ward (67)
James Burrows (69)
Russ Tamblyn (75)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:43pm.

The picture is so bad it looks like Patti Smith! Just kidding...

Seriously, the face is a goner, nothing is going to fix that but at least she should leave her hair alone or get to a professional!

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:41pm.

well will yah get a load of all the Capricorn sluts. heidi fleis? shit i thought she was a gemini. and laila ali to me is her father all over again. he to is a capricorn as well as a boxer as we all know; and i might add she looks like him to. and i wouldn't have sex with tiger woods even if he offered me all the money in his bank account uh he's just damn ugly.

that said

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL YOU WHORING GOATS!

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

Submitted by Seen around London on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:16pm.

Does anyone else see the sexual tension between Merideth and Matt each morning. Who are they fooling?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 7:25pm.

Heidi you ignorant slut!! HB and to Patti Smith...remembering fun times at CBGB's in NY.

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Wouldn't it just be nice
To drive away and start again every time

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 4:39pm.

Heidi Fleiss is 44 in ho years or was she born on Pluto and still using their calendar?

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 4:16pm.

Heidi looks like skeletor.

Submitted by karmaskull on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 3:34pm.

HB to Tracey Ullman!! Her characters Ruby Romaine & Linda Granger are hilarious!!

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 1:56pm.

Happy Birthday Patti Smith!

Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 12:52pm.

Matt Lauer is a scumbag cheat too, but I love him anyway. Happy Birthday!

Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:50am.

I hope Dennis Hoff bought his lovely bride Heidi Fleiss that Costco pack of crack rocks she's been dreaming of. That is a romanace made in the stars.

Special shout out to Tiger: Happy Fucking Birthday, you stupid, cheating, lying son of a bitch. Hope you lose it all. Love ya!

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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:16am.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:47am.
Happy fucking birthday Tiger you whoring piece of shit.
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LoL

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:04am.

PEEEPULLLLLL HAVE THE POOOWAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:04am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:51am.
Goddamn Heıdı!

She looks str8 up thrangled.

And serıously? My great-grandmother looks better than thıs.

And she's dead.
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BAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA. and i betcha that heidi's already had embalming fluid pumped into her face!

LMAO @ "thrangled"

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:02am.

HOLY CRACK! PATTI SMITH LOOKS YOUNGER THAN HEIDI FLEISS THESE DAYS.

Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:49am.

Heidi your face is about to fall off. stay home, let the parrots fly away!

Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End of me, the FUDGE PACKER!

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:47am.

Happy fucking birthday Tiger you whoring piece of shit. I hope one of your tricks gave you a present that lasts a lifetime.

Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:41am.

Heide Fleiss was never a beauty, but holy fucking bloody fuckballs she's UGLY!!!!!!!

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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:33am.

Happy Birthday Fred Ward! What a hot piece!

It's my mom's birthday too.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:29am.

ahahahahaa DR FUNK... one of my favorites...

Eileenie - nice rack

speaking of racks Happy Birthday to Eliza Dushku
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:17am.

@Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 10:01am.

That shit was funny!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:12am.

Thanks, S&F! Jack, those are my bewbies!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:10am.

Happy Birthday to my TV boyfriend Matt Lauer!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:08am.

leenie - uhhhhh, who's bewbies?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:08am.

Matt Lauer is 52.. i must really have a daddy complex b/c i would so hit that 2 ways to Tuesday.

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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:07am.

HAPPY BIRFDAY EILEENIE MCMEANIEEEEEEEEEEE

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:06am.

Thank you, horz!!!
*Jack, HARDER*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 9:01am.

HB to all... Tiger - this one's for you. (not a RR)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

AND A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMACK ON THE ASS TO EILEENIE LICKAWEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:57am.

HB SHERYL LEE RALPH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqWd0TsifQ

Dance floor classic!

HB TIGER:

I'd tell you to go get laid for your birfday...but clearly you don't need my instructions.

Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:55am.

Aw, I just found out that poor Davy has something in common with that rat, Tiger - Spousal Abuse!

On August 30th of this year, Davy Jones married 32-year-old Telemundo actress Jessica Pacheco. It was a secret wedding, probably because Jones is terrifically embarrassed by his new wife’s history of violent and disturbing behavior. Let’s take a look at her some of her ALLEGED actions, shall we?

Pacheco has allegedly scratched, cut, punched and kicked the lilliputian singer.

•In a journal entry, Pacheco admits to cracking her husband’s rib with a shoe in a fit of anger.
•During a cruise the couple took together, Pacheco had to be restrained by witnesses after she lost her temper and lashed out at Jones.
•Jones’ daughters were planning to intervene in their father’s volatile relationship, but took a step back when Jones and Pacheco split up for six months right before their surprise wedding announcement.
The two met performing a “traditional British holiday show in Miami Beach” and have been together - and performing in other shows as a duo - since.
Should these allegations be true, we sincerely hope, for both Davy’s sake and for that of his daughters, that he dump this goon with the quickness.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:52am.

I forgot to wish our very own hor Eileenie a happy B-day! Hope you have a very festive day!

Submitted by TopTwitsBlog on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:52am.

Yowsa, Tiger Woods can't really be celebrating this year.
Keep on rockin' Patti Smith though.

http://TopTwitsBlog.com

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:43am.

HB, Eileenie!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:41am.

Happy Bday to Eileenie McMeanie! hope you get some good shit!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:41am.

What?! No, Happy Birthday To Davy Jones?! 64 years old today.
Happy Birthday Russ Tamblyn! Dancer Extraordinare!

Also, HB Eileenie!

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:40am.

Wasn't this pic of Heidi from some documentary when she was all cracked out living in a trailer in the Nevada desert where she was babbling on & on about wanting to open a whorehouse? She looked & sounded so whacked out, it scared the shit outta me ever wanting to try crack.

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:35am.

Happy birthday Laila Ali, Tiger Woods, Matt Lauer, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Meredith Vieira.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:24am.

HB to me, HB to me, HB to me, HB to me!!!!! Oh, and everyone else except Tiger and Heidi. WTF has Heidi done to her face?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:21am.

Is that a pic of Heidi or Patti?!?!?!!?

♥♥♥ulvy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:19am.

Me either, snowpea.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:18am.

Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:59am.
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I hated her on Dawson's Creek but have really liked what I've seen her in since, especially CM.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:18am.

I don't like when MK is on vaca....
*reports self*

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:15am.

HBD to Mr Blue Sky...

_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...

Submitted by justice on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:07am.

Kristen Kruek, my god you are perfection. Happy Birthday.

Jay Kay, keep jamming, Happy Birthday.

Tiger "pro golfer, amateur player" Woods. Can't begrudge the man a slice of cake, Happy Birthday.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:03am.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:58am

Wow, thanks for all the info! Lots of great talents have BDays today.

And that's a great picture of Heidi with two cocks.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 8:00am.

Oh dear. Heidi Fleiss looks about 20 years older than she actually is. I guess all those hard partying years & drugs haven't been kind.

Oh, and Tiger Woods, FU.

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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 7:59am.

Uvula, the '100' ep of Criminal Minds made me cry my eyes out. MM is a great, albeit overlooked, actress!

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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 12/30/2009 - 7:58am.

Happy Birthday Mr ELO/Traveling Wilbury Jeff Lynne!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoR6YQ1V8ks

Happy Birthday Russ, Patti and Tracey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvZSdCTcS-A

A musical day for birthdays! In addition to Jeff and Patti, Suzy Boggus is 53, Davy Jones is 64 and Mike Nesmith is 67!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZCMkEY-Fbc
(really, MK not listing 2 Monkees?)
Also born on this date are some deceased musical icons:
Bo Diddly (1928)
Skeeter Davis (1931)
John Hartford (1937)
Del Shannon (1939)
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If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me