Sunday, December 27th 2009
Tell Me Less! Tell Me Less!
To promote some contest on his website, Tony Parker put on one of Marv Albert's old wigs to shoot a spoof of Grease's "Summer Nights" with his wife Eva Longwhoria. This right here is really going to make John Travolta stay in the safety of closet and lock the door from the inside.
The only good part in this mess is at the 1:15 mark when the Spurs mascot falls off the bleachers and rolls out of view. Everyone else in this shit should've taken his lead and stopped, dropped and rolled out of sight!
Don't even get me started on the ostrich they used to play Rizzo. Were all the drag queens in San Antonio otherwise engaged?!
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You don't want to see our queens. Trust.
ROTFLMFAO!!!! Thank you MK!!! Poor Spurs mascott! Why did Tony keep air humping during the whole thing? How embarrasing for him, the entire Spur's organization, Eva, the city of San Antonio, and the country of France.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Does second-hand embarrassment make anyone else feel REALLY uncomfortable???
OK, Eva, you can't pull off being a blonde. And Tony, you suck.
And lastly, poor Spurs Mascot. I thank you for making me laugh so hard.
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I finally brought myself to watch 37 seconds of this, and I am embarrassed for them.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY???????????
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My uncle's cat died skydiving.
That was a crime!! They should be sued!! Don't fuck with my childhood memories!!!
And the mascot rolling off the bleachers is the only funny part!
I've always suspected Eva Longwhoria hates it here in SA, because here she's just another Spurs players wife. I'll never forget how she acted at Central Market. OT: the video sucked and they should stick to playing basketball I suspect this was all her idea
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Hetero's are so bad at lip syncing.
Say Something Nice: They did a very good job of duplicating the original sets and costumes.
I love Grease. The actors being too old for the roles makes it even more perfect.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
OMFG!!!! i hardy ever laugh until i cry but i laughed until i was tearing up when that mascot fell and rolled out of the fame. HAHAHAHAHAHAH holy shit. i'll come back to this when i wake up later today!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Tony Parker is a terrible actor. Ugly too!
holy shit the mascot was funny! it's worth watchung this fuckery just to see him crash
Okay, if you skip to 1.15 and only watch if for like... 10 seconds it IS funny!
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Yuck.
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OMG!!! HHAAAHAHAHAA when the Spurs mascot trips and falls down the bleachers! That's like, my biggest fear in life, that I'll fall down bleachers!
@ ImpertinentVixen.
Count me in. I hate Grease, always have. In fact, the more I hear about it from friends that wont let it die or stupid ass clubs that still think it's cool to play the songs, the more I hate its very existence.
*only thinking of reporting self*
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I'm sure that this is the best that San Antonio could put together - believe me, I know.
stopped 11 seconds in...i can't...
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Two more asshats that would do anything for attention. Idiots.
Couldn't watch the whole thing. What is the point to this bit of fuckery?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Alright MK...He's a PRO ATHLETE.You might give him a pass for not knowing the subtle nuances of something that you know intimately.(I mean show-biz) Difference being that he gave your game a shot.You would'nt try to understand his if you were threatened with a bear circle-jerk.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 7:15pm.
That was really terrible.
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Then again you're probably really stupid. I hate how shit goes too :(
My brain exploded from the fuckery.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
That was really terrible.
GOD I HATE TONY PARKER.
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He's the guy that steals your wallet, then helps you look for it.
I made the mistake of brushing my teeth while watching the mascot a second time. I had to clean my monitor afterwards. Holy shit, that was funny!
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Yet another reason to despise these 2....ugh.
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Please update... this version is so much better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tN5Z6C2FXM
this is such a cheeeeeze fest.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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looks like guy on the left in the front row notices the mascot fall. he kinda of stops & looks & then looks at the rest, but then keeps going. hahahaha. this was great! thanks MK!
Grease sucked big hairy mooseballs. All of those people in their late 20s and 30s playing 17 and 18yos.
No.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I hate Grease.
*reports self*
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 3:15pm.
I just realized something. Greasers were the 1st Guidos.....
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I miss Guido Travolta . . . he was so much interesting than $cieno Travolta :(
BTW, that Rizzo must be Marcia Cross with a wig and spray tan - trust!!
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...and it looked like it fucking hurt so I don't think it was planned lol
I love how they just keep on dancing and don't even look at him...that's professional. LOL
MissJaneTexas....same!! totally crying from laughing teehee
The wig on Tony is horrendous. And I think Eva was way better than Tony (he just looked uncomfortable to me). All the girls in general did better than all of the guys. Gotta go back to watch the mascot fall.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Well, from watching this I learned that Tony Parker is a better actor than his wife.
But I have to wonder if the mascot falling wasn't planned. I mean, no one stopped or even looked to see if he was okay. Then again, that makes it even funnier.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
It's always so amusing when some jackass in an animal costume eats pavement.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I am crying I am laughing so hard at the mascot fall. HOLY shit was that hilarious.
I love you, MK. SO funny.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Well, that was self-indulgent.
That was retarded! Why didn't they actually sing it? LAME
STOP! DROP! AND ROLL!
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
The true star of this fuckery was the mascot. Way to fall dude.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I just realized something. Greasers were the 1st Guidos.....
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
The 1:15 mark is play over and over for sure.
But what's with the hip-hop oversized tee-shirts out over the jeans? Seems to me wearing it like a dress in the 50s would have gotten you properly beaten.
What in the fuckityfuckfuck was that??? I literally cannot think of a cornier thing I have ever seen. Once again MK, you have fucked up my brain. This is worse than that ugly ass hairless cat. Wow.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Oh and falling mascot FTW.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
These people clearly think they are much more interesting than they actually are.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I just ignored all of it except the 1:15 mark which I have now repeatedly watched so many times I have tears running down my face from laughing hahahahhahahaahha!!!!!
so funny!!!
I am already going to hell, so why not laugh at the misfortunes of others, right? hhahahahhaa