Ivana Trump Is A Hero To Us All
How many times have you been on a plane where someone's brat child fucks with your soul by screaming at the top of their lungs while running through the aisles like a hyena on meth? This is exactly why all planes should have open bars and pharmacies that don't require a prescription. If airlines passed out Valium instead of peanuts, Ivana Trump might not have been escorted off of a plane for launching a flurry of fuck words at screaming children and the flight attendants.
The Orlando Sentinel reports that Ivana Trump, who was seated in first class, went off at some children for running through the aisles while they were waiting to depart from Palm Beach, FL. A flight attendant tried to fix the situation by offering Ivana a different seat and some headphones. Ivana refused and became even more cunty. Ivana called the children "little fuckers" and told everyone around her to "fuck off." The Delta plane, which was bound for NYC, was forced to return to the terminal.
When they got to the terminal, a few deputies boarded the plane and asked Cruella de Trump to get off. After Ivana gifted the deputies with a few more Dlisted-approved words, they escorted her off. Ivana was not arrested and she won't be charged for her acts of cuntery.
What I want to know is why were the children running around the plane if they were about to take off? On every flight I've been on the flight attendants practically tie your ass into your seat Joan Crawford-style when you're taxing to the runway. And those little devils were allowed to party on down in the aisles? Jail their parents! Seriously, where the hell was Officer Dustin Bradshaw and his taser gun when Ivana really needed him?
Although, to be fair to the children, they were probably only screaming and running through the aisles because they got a good look at Ivana's face.
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Small children (ones I don't know anyway) rather annoy me which is why I don't plan on having any. And I have been in plenty of situations where I have seen some seriously retarded bad parenting shit that even I - as a non-parent (I don't try to front and act like I know what it's like when I don't) - can recognize as seriously retarded. Ya know, some of it is just awful.
HOWEVER - there are so many situations where we all have to share the space, and air travel is one. You can't make the children go away - they need to be with their parents/guardians. And small children - because they are CHILDREN - have limits to how much stimulation they can take (hell, I have limits. My limits are actually quite similar to a small child's and boy do I wish it were ok for me to cry about it in public. Shit, sometimes I do) and how far they can veer from their regular life routine before they get cranky (again, man do I get cranky) and that is just reality. Yeah, it is hard to deal with but it has always been thus and it will always be, so the sooner people stop feeling like there is something they can do about it the more relaxed they will be.
Frankly, I am bothered less by misbehave-y tots than I am by colicky-shrieking infants (think about it - at least with a rowdy tot there is the possibility of reigning him/her in but there is nothing on earth that can comfort a sick infant on a plane). Infants generally hate flying, and who could blame them - all that pressure messing with their soft lil heads, and they have no idea what's going on. I have been flying since I was a baby and the more I do it the more I hate it so whatever. I get it, baby. Fucking sucks, I can't wait to get there either! Wah! My prescription: earplugs and booze. And get over it (if you can, at least try - we all have to share the world)
Ivana is one ugly chick.
I don't understand the people who claim "Oh, poor kids!" Fuck kids! I am sooooo tired of lame ass parents who want to be their child's friend and let the kid act however they want in public so that the parent can display thier lame "patient" parenting skills. As my mother always said, there is a time and place for everything. And a plane is not the place for playing around. Even if they haven't taken off yet.
Don't get me wrong, I love kids. But kids need to be taught how to behave. Ivana shouldn't have yelled at the kids, she should have yelled at the parents.
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Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 4:14pm.
YESSS! 'IT' has a name now.. 'The Voice!'. I love it. And am so glad it is noticed by others and yes, it's truly annoying. OY!
She flies commercial?
Throw them into the engines & watch the blood spurt out the back! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I can't stand it when I see kids do that on a plane, and the self-righteous parents are to blame. It's not a fucking playground. The same goes for restaurants and other public venues.
LOL! TY Slutty - I woke up a little ranty today;p
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Submitted by Nuharoo on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 10:26am.
Ivana had every right to get furious and I'm sure a lot of other passengers supported her as well, they just didn't have the guts to tell anyone else. People keep forgetting how high in the air we are.
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They weren't in the air.
And my main issue is the focus. Everyone wants to focus on the bad, bad children and the bad, bad parents. I'm not saying kids shouldn't be reigned in. I just find it frustrating how people focus on that and not on the appalling behaviour they're exposed to on the daily.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:42am.
OMFG! What the fuck is wrong with you people? A grown-ass pill-popping plastic surgery golddigging whore displays inappropriate behaviour in public and you guys use that as a leaping off point for why it's ok to hate happy, frolicking children who forget themselves in a moment of happy frolicking? AND their parents - people who will often not sleep for days on end and still have to get up for work in the morning AND make sure their kids are PERFECTLY behaved every waking moment for fear that they'll upset some childless bitch who doesn't HAVE to understand becuz the world belongs to Scrooge.
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LOL angel_i, I'm going to save this this little jewel, I don't know why this comment stands out as one of my all-time faves, but I loves it.
Let me present my viewpoints:
1) There was this time a man didn't turn off his cellphone and it was confiscated by a stew and whined. People all too easily forget that stuff like cell phones and laptops interfere with the plane's ability to get the proper signals to take off and land properly. I don't mind a little facism on their part because
A) If I am on a plane that is 30,000 feet in the air I want all the signals there for the pilots to do their job I want to take off and land without being on the evening news as a casualty because of a plane crash.
B) If one of those stupid fucks make it to the cockpit and distract the pilots or grab the controls (as only kids know how to do) and cause a major disruption it's my neck on the line.
2) Planes are small and if a spud prevents a stew from helping someone having a stroke or nervous fits, something happens, then the airline is liable in a court of law. Considering the sue happy state our country is in, I don't want airlines to increase their rates because of some stupid kid who treated the plane like a playground.
3) Again, when a plane is in the air I am thirty thousand miles in the air, at the mercy of the pilot, co-pilot, and flight attendants. No matter how good a pilot or co-pilot, one little fuckup from Bratleigh can jeapordize that with one well timed tantrum or hijink around the cockpit.
4) If I am on a plane and Bratleigh decides to fuck around and make a bolt for the cockpit, I don't care how many years in jail I get, I'm grabbing that brat and giving her the whipping of her little life.
5) If I pay enough to travel first class, I don't want some snotty brat ruining an experience I pay well for. She pays her money for a good seat like all of us and deserves the according treatment. Planes are regular travel, but the fact remains it's still thirty thousand miles in the air and all it takes is one little fuckup to send me and others into a firey inferno of pain and death.
6) After terrorist attacks, people are not interested in anyone's feelings. Bratleigh makes a bolt for the cockpit, I'm breaking her little four year old legs and I will HAPPILY go to jail and tell all and sundry about my feat. If lint bolts for the cockpit I'll break their little linty legs.
7) I'm twenty-six years old and when I started going on planes I didn't mess around. I read my books, daydreamed, and managed to get through a couple hours of flying without turning it into a hopscotch field. There are places you do and don't take your kids. Airlines are not babysitting services.
Ivana had every right to get furious and I'm sure a lot of other passengers supported her as well, they just didn't have the guts to tell anyone else. People keep forgetting how high in the air we are. I remember one story where a drunken passenger tried to open one of the doors and was stopped/tackled and no one had a problem with it.
Submitted by gucci on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 9:36am.
urmomma:
ok i missunderstood you and you're right. but i still say to avoid anything like this happening to anyones child, parents should teach children how to behave in public.
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I appreciate your good nature about a subject that we have differing opinions on.
I have the same opinion as yourself, children need to behave in public. This starts at home before we step out the door, but they are kids. They will make mistakes. Right? Hell, I make mistakes...all the time. But you won't catch my ass screaming the word "fuck" at some stranger's kid. BUT (here is our difference of opinion) Ivana is selfish and has no clue as to how to behave in public herself and that is worse in my opinion.
Again, I appreciate the good will here with you. And you would not need to worry about my childruns making you crazy on a plane, I would handle that shit properly. :)
Team Ivana and you know why?
Because an airplane ıs not for frolıckıng.
That's what parks and playgrounds are for.
Chıldren need boundaries on the ground and in the sky. Those boundaries are not the same!
I just have ıssues with Ivana callıng lıttle chıldren 'fuckers'. At least to theır faces.
But the parents should have slapped Ivana (referably wıth a glove to avoıd pancake makeup staıns) and then dıscıplıned theır chıldren.
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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 9:36am.
urmomma:
ok i missunderstood you and you're right. but i still say to avoid anything like this happening to anyones child, parents should teach children how to behave in public.
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I think it's important to remember that learning is a process. You don't just simply, one day, teach your child to behave in public and that's that. We could hope that adults have completed that process, tho.
Urmomma brought up something I thought of earlier too...the airline chose to move her before they chose to reign in the kids. Everyone might not love it but: their airline, their rules.
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I'm with Ivanna on this one. Children have no business running through airplane aisles. None. If the kids get hurt, then the airline is liable. So, it boils down to the parents fault and the flight attendant's fault for not doing their job.
urmomma:
ok i missunderstood you and you're right. but if any parent wants to avoid this from happening to their child its important that they teach thier child(children) how to behave in public.
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If that had been MY chıld and Ivana had called my chıld a 'fucka' she'd have a new face...
whıch mıght be better for her consıderıng the unfortunate vısage I see now.
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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:54am.
urmomma:
once again it comes back to the parents.
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I assume you are talking about Ivana's parents.
Because she is the only one who was out of line.
Had the children truely been "out of control", the flight would have been stopped to haul their 'lil asses off that plane, too. But, alas, they were not.
We are hearing about this because it was an adult who could clearly not control themselves in public. Children misbehave, it's normal. What's not normal is to fling the word "fuck" at a stranger's kid. And what's more fucked up is to have a group of "adults" defend this action.
And one more:
While working as a waiter at a private party...the children were running all over the place...and bumping into me while carrying 10 dinners on a tray. After the 5th or 6th time...when I almost lost my balance I said to the parent "I have asked you to stop the children from running around. If they get hurt, don't try to scream lawsuit."
We were taught to be angels in public. "How dare you embarrass me by acting up" school of parenting.
Nowadays parents let their kids run wild.
I had a 5 year old girl in the seat in front of me on a flight and she kept bouncing up and down and hitting my knees (I'm 6 ft tall...and my knees are usually right up on the seat in front of me). I tried staring at the parent...no response. So I finally managed to tame the beast of my anger and say very loudly to the young child "You can bounce up and down all you want, you are being rude and my knees aren't moving." The parent seemed shocked but didn't say a word to me...and if she had, all hell would have broken loose.
Submitted by gucci on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:54am.
urmomma:
once again it comes back to the parents.
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And Ivana's lack of manners.
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Ivana is channelling Leona Hemsley here. What happened to her face? It dropped suddenly! She should have not been screaming at those kids, a suture must have snapped off and all her face drooped down.
Donald was so lucky to get out when he could. This woman is one ugly "fucker".
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urmomma:
once again it comes back to the parents.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
It's the same 'ol song and dance on Dlisted.
There are people who do not have or want children and they are somewhat clueless (some heartless) about the real responsibilites of raising children. Which I might note Ivana has not done this either, she had nannies. Clueless.
Just because you have watched every episode of that British nanny's show, it does not count. Just because you have a niece or a nephew, unless you are raising them full time, it does not count.
And then you have real parents on here who love and adore their children and would slap Ivana about her head and shoulders until she promised to never speak to our kids that way. Ever.
I say this as a real parent who would be the first one up in my kids' ass if they were actin' a fool out in public.
I was at the Bday party of my best girl's daughter on Saturday. We know each other's families extremely well. Toward the end of the party at the pizza parlor, my girl (8) and the bday girl (5) started to get a 'lil wound up. I promptly picked myself up out of the chair and walked over and said "Um. Girls. We need to settle down." and they did. But, g'ma looked at me and laughed while she said, "ooooh, you mean momma". I laughed and said, "Yes, but if I had not said anything, y'all would have been over here talkin' about me and how I wasn't doin' a damn thing while my child acted like a fool in public."
HA! Then we all laughed because it's true.
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angeli:
yeah i agree. but unfortunately in this world not everyone is nice and "handles things well" which is why its best to teach your children well as they say.
incidentally here's a video cometary on the subject if anyone cares to take a look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKXwUav7iJA
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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 8:12am.
ok maybe she should have handled it better but on the part of the parents they should have taught their children how to act in public and in turn have a few travel games and maybe a portable dvd player with movies on hand. it was a nasty experience for the parents i'm sure, but maybe,now these same parents will take it upon themselves to teach their children proper in public etiquette.
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And maybe Ivana will FINALLY learn that she can't talk to anyone in anyway she feels like at any time. Better late than never.
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I was not sıdıng wıth Ivana or these chıldren.
I thınk most peopple already know Ivana ıs a tıght-faced twat. What most were lamentıng was the lack of dıscıplıne ın kıds these days.
Dıvergent dıscussıon yes.
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ok maybe she should have handled it better but on the part of the parents they should have taught their children how to act in public and in turn have a few travel games and maybe a portable dvd player with movies on hand. it was a nasty experience for the parents i'm sure, but maybe,now these same parents will take it upon themselves to teach their children proper in public etiquette.
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hotmess119's dad.
I agree with angel_i. I can't believe all the people who have sided with Ivana.
Submitted by Queef Richards on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 7:01am.
@angel_i: I don't think anyone here is hating "happy frolicking children." They're irritated as hell with misbehaving children, and parents who won't or can't control them. And an airplane is no place for any kid to be "frolicking."
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Sure it isn't. That doesn't mean it's not going to happen now and then. And when you think about it - what's the real harm here? That someone got irritated? The children didn't hurt anyone or break anything.
Why don't people spend more time talking about how IVANA could have handled herself appropriately? She has maturity on her side - no excuse. She could have spoken politely to the parents or the crew. But no - she was foul-mouthed and unkind. Let's spend some time talking about that.
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@angel_i: I don't think anyone here is hating "happy frolicking children." They're irritated as hell with misbehaving children, and parents who won't or can't control them. And an airplane is no place for any kid to be "frolicking."
I recently had to sit through a business meeting with a woman who brought her infant - an infant who started crying as soon as the meeting began. Between the crying baby, and the disruption from the mother walking in and out of the room every time the kid got especially screamy, no one could hear what was going on. Now, I wouldn't call a crying infant "misbehaving." Crying is what small babies do. But this was especially irritating to me because we all had the option to cast our votes online. No one HAD to be at this meeting. If she couldn't find a baby sitter she had the option to stay home.
OMFG! What the fuck is wrong with you people? A grown-ass pill-popping plastic surgery golddigging whore displays inappropriate behaviour in public and you guys use that as a leaping off point for why it's ok to hate happy, frolicking children who forget themselves in a moment of happy frolicking? AND their parents - people who will often not sleep for days on end and still have to get up for work in the morning AND make sure their kids are PERFECTLY behaved every waking moment for fear that they'll upset some childless bitch who doesn't HAVE to understand becuz the world belongs to Scrooge.
No, Virginia. There is no Santa Claus. Now sit your ass down and shut up.
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Sorry but spankıng and BEATING are two dıfferent thıngs. My parents never BEAT us and ın fact only spanked us mınımally untıl about age 8 or so. I can count on my hands the tımes my parents put theır hands on me. And every tıme they dıd I have to say that lookıng back now ıt was justıfıed.
These days people try to go go overboard wıth the theorıes and categorıze them ın the same manner but I am a sane, upstandıng cıtızen and I am not opposed to a spankıng for a chıld that ıs out of hand.
That beıng saıd, EVERY chıld ıs dıfferent and what works for one may not work for others but some parents don't even want to attempt anythıng other than one method and then they wonder why they cannot control theır chıldren.
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I understand for toddlers, but what about babies. My nephew is one plus , and my cousin came down recently. she said the flight from us to sg was terrible. he was screaming his head off all the way. I pity such parents. It's not like in a movie theatre where you can step out for a minute.
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If Ivana was in first class and the kids were running about her then the kids must have been in first class as well. Maybe they were some airline exec's kids?
Last time I was kicked in the back by a kid it was just a jump flight from london to geneva - I turned around to ask the parent to deal with said 4yr old brat, saw that she was 100% focused on making sure the baby didn't cry and the 2 year old looking one didn't start screaming. I counted my blessings, turned around and tried to pretend it was a sexay-times foreplay massage.
Team Evana. and if was her i would have gone over to the parents and slap the shit out of them both.
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hotmess119's dad.
I think most adults are on the same page when it comes to children. They must behave in public. End of story. On the other hand no one should be screaming at anyone on a flight so not only should have they escorted Ivana but they should has also escorted the children and their parents. It would have sent a message. It would have said "we don't fuck around" no matter who you are and how old you are.. Ivana is verrrrrry lucky not to have been arrested by the feds. She's prolly on some watch list though now.
That's one scary picture of her. At a certain age eyeliner is no longer a woman's best friend.
Submitted by squiggles on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 7:14pm.
I went to a church like that too! It was a glass room all the way in the back with speakers so you could hear the service. There was also an all glass little chaple area I guess for small funerals or something. But this must have been the only Catholic Church in the area or something (and that thing could sit a few hundred people), it would get packed and people who didn't have children would sit in it so there'd still be screaming kids.
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LOL...I've never seen another like it since, only I don't think it functioned as anything other than an isolation area for rowdy rugrats. this church did not mess around. Once a kid was working herself into a tantrum and the pastor called her out from the altar: "you! to the kid room! now!"
The flight attendants should have taken control of this situation. Children playing in the aisle of an aircraft is unacceptable.
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I'm "Team All the Other Passengers That Had to Put Up With Those Fucking Spoiled Brats".
Trust, Ivana wasn't the only passenger that was irritated as shit.
Agreed, Cent
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Kids should be seen mixing me a scotch and soda and not heard crying when I scream at for putting too much ice in it
*hands Crazyinjapan mixed drink for sitting through that shit*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Gah! I took my 5yr old nephew to the movies today. I tried to talk him into Avatar 3D, but he insisted on the Chipmunks. All that squeaking made me nuts. I am drinking the squeaks out of my brain. That movie was horrible. It was sold out, but nobody laughed at those stupid unfunny jokes. They were all just glazed staring at the screen and shoving popcorn into their mouths. It was depressing.
you know i can barely stand kids as it is...so, when kids are especially out of control and the parents don't discipline them, then what do you expect? i ain't mad at ivana for this one...
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That is a very unflattering pic of Ivana.
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Why the heck were the kids running and screaming on the plane? The parents should have told them to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 12/27/2009 - 8:08pm.
Try living in a part of the country that is a meccca for "hippies" or "New Age" jerks that think saying "no" to a child stifles the child's creativity. Granola-eating douchebags.
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If you hover over the main photo, it says ivanatrumpcrazy. LOL!
I just got done watching Bridge to Terabithia with my son, someone make it STOP, my ice heart is melting!! So sad when she died.