Charlie Sheen Is Out Of The Clink
Charlie Sheen gave Denise Richards the greatest Christmas gift of her life by getting arrested yesterday after allegedly pushing and choking out his wife Brooke Mueller. Charlie's jail cell door was opened last night and he was released back into the wild on $8,500 bond. Yesterday, the story seemed pretty cut and dry, but there's more to this shit. The plot thins!
TMZ reports that Brooke was boozed up like a vodka turkey when she called 911. When the police arrived at the scene at around 8:30am on Christmas day, they tested Brooke and Charlie's booze levels. Brooke got a .13 (Wino just high-fived her) and Charlie registered a .04. DRUNK ON CHRISTMAS MORNING: Stars are just like us!
Apparently, right before Charlie's bail hearing Brooke confessed to some lady cop that she had a case of The Hoffs when she called 911 and that Charlie never got violent with her. Charlie told the cops that Brooke was the one who tried to whoop his trick ass and he was just defending himself. The cops will still investigate the case and Charlie will have to face a judge on February 8th.
Radar says that Brooke only changed her story after Charlie's people pressured her to and even put the words in her mouth. A source said that Brooke recanted her story to the cops, because she plans to file for divorce any day now and thinks she'll get more cash in the settlement if she works with Charlie's people. A different source told TMZ that Brooke is no longer cooperating with the cops and doesn't want them to file any charges against Charlie.
The Chief Deputy D.A. told TMZ that he plans to file several charges against Charlie on February 8th. He also added that he often files charges against bitches who cry wolf (He's looking at you, Brooke).
It makes sense that Brooke's alcohol level was a .14, because you too would be permanently attached to an economy-sized bottle of gin if you were married to Charlie Sheen.
And don't worry, Brooke and Charlie's twin babies were safe during all of this. While their parents were fighting, they crawled to the nearest bar and ordered two shots of Bailey's and leche. Do you blame them?
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If he hit her, wouldn't there be some substantial evidence of that, e.g., bruises? I mean she is a fairly white White girl.
Charlie Sheen can't seem to stay out of trouble.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
Of course these celebrıtıes are goıng to say ıt ıs natural. But any fool should know thıs ıs the result of egos wantıng to waıt untıl the last mınute naturally possıble to release theır DNA ınto the world.
And two chıldren ıs the safest number they can carry, gıves theır playthıng someone to frolıc wıth and makes for a cuter story.
Plus they only have to get the mommy tuck once and they are back to work on the sılver or small screen.
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Ain't that the truth! Notice how many of these celebs have c-sections? Besides being convenient, they can be tummy tucked. I know plastic surgeons say that the c-section/tummy tuck is a myth, but I do not buy it.
These celebs are paying the doctors to get knocked-up.
Provy, Sometimes a bitch gets lazy and microwaves the bacon instead of cooking it in a skillet,
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Well, she's supposed to bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, never, never let him forget he's a man.
Because she's a woman.
I guess she fucked up.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
The way he has his fingers in the pic...he's like "Two down, one to go!"
Gettin' close now, Charlie!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I hear ya chuck (charlie). Sometimes a bitch gets lazy and microwaves the bacon instead of cooking it in a skillet, so ya gotsta smack the bitch. I understand.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Harley Quinn, And stop having kids that end up bearing the brunt of your stupidity.
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What do you think those kids will be like 10-15 years from now?
They're fucked on nature and nurture, BOTH!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Again? Really?
stop.getting.married.
You suck at it; the women you marry suck at it.
And stop having kids that end up bearing the brunt of your stupidity.
You and Tiger Woods need to just embrace your inner hooker loving party boy ways and just run with it. With all the money you two are paying out in alimony & child support, just think of all the hookers you could get to dress up like cheerleaders and chase you around Vegas hotel rooms. That was your thing, right? *heh*
To ignore Sheen's past would be idiotic and obviously no woman deserves abuse........still, don't feel sorry for this girl OR Denise, he was a renown whore & druggie for decades, they both jumped in and knocked out kids ASAP? And if you cared about your kids, yourself or even your husband, why wouldn't you hold him accountable for his actions & toss him in the slammer? Denise didn't press charges, but humiliates her children in the press by trashing dad, everything is a PR opportunity, after the fact, and if he actually abused this girl (just cuz her she had more alcohol in her, ain't an excuse to hit her).....she's backing down for what? A couple of bucks? Either they're selling themselves and children to an abusive bastard or they're taking advantage of a fuck up trying to do right, but is this how loser women make a living now days? We don't live in a third world nation being married off by families with no choice, WTF?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:53pm.
*asking live band to play "I Wear my Sunglasses at Night"*
Steps up to microphone *clears throat* and asks
"Has anyone seen Hasselhoff...I want my bong back".
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:45pm.
It looks like a lot of celebs are in Aspen right now. *puts on ski clothes and hangs out at bar*
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*pouring Manimal a nice drinkie*
*standing on bar taking pics of normal people like waiters & bartenders* *asking live band to play "I Wear my Sunglasses at Night"*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
.13? that's fucking background noise. That's 3 glasses of wine in a woman her size, and I'm pretty sure the lowest level she can get to being married to Charlie Sheen.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:38pm.
No superglue...but yeah these Hollywood types are like big babies that never grew up.
It looks like a lot of celebs are in Aspen right now. *puts on ski clothes and hangs out at bar*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 10:34pm.
NEWS UPDATE *fake typing noise*
Charlie went right back to Los Angeles after he was released from jail," the source tells PEOPLE. "Both he and Brooke will undergo counseling and Charlie will get anger management counseling."
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*faking typing noise*
No word on whether they intend to superglue his fucking prick hole shut & his wife's thighs together in order to avoid further breeding?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
NEWS UPDATE *fake typing noise*
Charlie went right back to Los Angeles after he was released from jail," the source tells PEOPLE. "Both he and Brooke will undergo counseling and Charlie will get anger management counseling."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20333252,00.html
What a couple of assholes. Why do people like this breed?
I'm firmly conviced that Charlie Sheen will continue to have problems with women until he finally realizes that he craves the peen.
at least he ruined christmas and not me! ahahah! hey someones gotta get crunk and take the holidays to a downfall...
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
The cops shoulda tested Xmas EVE, before they slept 3/4 of their drunk off.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@ TIGERLILLY: You know, that is not a bad idea! At least the kids will then have a chance to grow up in a more stable household. I say do that for all his kids, including ones with Dennise--she is another of his drama queens!
Dag, I rushed to judgment yesterday...my bad Charlie!
Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
Oh, the dillema--who to believe? What to believe?
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Word. In one corner you've got Charlie Sheen (nuff said) and in the next corner you've got someone who would not only MARRY but PROCREATE (wtf???) with Charlie Sheen...I say throw both they skank asses in jail forever and give they kids Emelio (sp) or Martin...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A veteran party boy like Charlie blowing a .04 IS SOBER. For all the shit that dude has ingested, he'll be blowing a .04 years after he's fuckin dead.
Remember that Hollywood Madam a few years back? Oh, what's her name? The skinny one--Heidi something or other? Well anyhoo, either her or one of her girls mentioned that Mr Peen was a regular procurer of their services and that Sheen wasn't too big in the peen. Now don't get me wrong--I am NOT a size queen--but that is pretty telling that these girls are not there for his dick of death, but are for his money. Despite the fact that he is a douchebag, I have to admit that he is being used as a sap and a sucker in these marriages--including by Dennis Richard.
Oh, the dillema--who to believe? What to believe?
God, I love drunks ... reminds me of my parents ... Xmas memories ... warm fuzzies ....
Of course these celebrıtıes are goıng to say ıt ıs natural. But any fool should know thıs ıs the result of egos wantıng to waıt untıl the last mınute naturally possıble to release theır DNA ınto the world.
And two chıldren ıs the safest number they can carry, gıves theır playthıng someone to frolıc wıth and makes for a cuter story.
Plus they only have to get the mommy tuck once and they are back to work on the sılver or small screen.
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I am sure his team are offering her a nice bonus to stay and make Charlie look like a decent human being, but it is not worth it. The prenup is enough as he will be paying her a nice chunk of change every month in child support and she won't have to work for the next 18 years.
@Norwaygirl:
Why are there so many celebrity twins born in the last couple of years?
I think Marcia Cross has stated hers were via IVF, and Sarah Jessica Parker was a surrogate so that has to be IVF. I think the others are lying, plus they're older (as far as childbearing goes) so stuff like multiple eggs and egg splitting is more common.
My two cents, for what it's worth. Have a good new year!
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Why are there so many celebrity twins born in the last couple of years?
Charlie Sheen
Lisa Marie Presley
Julia Roberts
Marcia Gay Harden
Geena Davis
Jennifer Lopez
Nancy Grace
Marcia Cross
Dennis Quaid
Angelina Jolie
Patrick Dempsey
Jenna Jameson
Jerry O’Connell
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ricky Martin
Holly Hunter
Molly Ringwald
And they all claim it's completely natural..
Getting juiced that early means they were probably drinking Chritmas Eve and pulled a holiday bender. Great for the kids.
scum. i will not be watching his shows or movies. woman abusing pig!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Hmmm, she knew what she was doing when she married this dweeb. She knew he'd eff up at some point, but before things got too heavy, she quickly squeezed out a couple of child support payments for maximum financial return.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Well it looks like Brooke has jumped to the top of the "Gold Digging Hall of Fame" list.
In 2 short years she manage to get married and produce 2 children.
Move out to a luxury home in Colorado... with Charlie footing the bill.
Now she got drunk and dialed up the Police... screamed "he choked me out!" and got his ass thrown in jail.
After the year of Chris Brown beat down of Rihanna, I suspect that Charlie's lawyers are going to have to place a big ass cash prize in front of Brooke to shut her up.
So the pre-nup becomes a moot point in order to save Charlie's job.
And I bet Denise Richards has not stop shouting "I told you so!".
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Exactly. How does a woman have any self-respect? Then again, a woman who marries a former drug-addict, who formerly dated pornstars and hires hookers, must not have any self-respect in the first place. I seriously would rather live in my middleclass world than be permanently tied to a man like that just so I can live the high life. What kind of life is that?
Xmas morn, I had to really try to make it past 11am to have some nectar, it wasn't easy ... :(
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Maybe he is measuring how big her eyeball is before he gives her a shiner.
I'm kidding! Just bored as hell.
...And I am proud to report that I have never seen an episode of any of his stupid shows.
Wow! He is just one big mess.
2 = One in the pink the other in the stink. Barf. I'm sorry... But I don't feel sorry for this dumb bitch for one nanosecond.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 4:57pm.
She has an Aspen home and is set for life. Yet, the real winner here is Denise. Charlie's people had her look like a monster. The spin was noteworthy. But if you go back and read what she said about him, it all makes sense and rings true.
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Yeah, it makes me rethink the whole Denise Richards deal. Kind of reminds me of what happened with Michael Douglas and his first wife. He was painted as this raging sexholic who could not keep it zipped. A few years later she got arrested for being a total psycho with her boyfriend. Obviously, nothing is what it seems.
She has an Aspen home and is set for life. Yet, the real winner here is Denise. Charlie's people had her look like a monster. The spin was noteworthy. But if you go back and read what she said about him, it all makes sense and rings true.
Well, Valentine's Day falls on Sunday during Presidents'Day weekend, so Charlie can get arrested again.
Well it looks like Brooke has jumped to the top of the "Gold Digging Hall of Fame" list.
In 2 short years she manage to get married and produce 2 children.
Move out to a luxury home in Colorado... with Charlie footing the bill.
Now she got drunk and dialed up the Police... screamed "he choked me out!" and got his ass thrown in jail.
After the year of Chris Brown beat down of Rihanna, I suspect that Charlie's lawyers are going to have to place a big ass cash prize in front of Brooke to shut her up.
So the pre-nup becomes a moot point in order to save Charlie's job.
And I bet Denise Richards has not stop shouting "I told you so!".
I am disappointed. 21/2Men is the only thing worth watching, the only thing that makes me laugh. Charlie can't dedope. I'd fire his dope loving ass and just have Charley Harper run off with the circus. I'd replace him with Levi Johnston as Cousin Eli.
Marrying Charlie Sheen is like walking into an aligator pit and then being surprised when they try to kill you. But oh right, she was "the one" that wasy going to change him, right?
Ahaha. Denise Richards must be laughing her ass off. Brooke flaunted the crap out of her marriage to Sheen with those OK/HELLO spreads. Now she's realizing Sheen just is not the marrying kind. Just stay away from marriage Charlie!
Submitted by Lady RedBush on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 2:40pm.
haha im watching two and a half men right now.
btw i know this is random but do you guys know/like Matthew Gray Gubler??
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The skinny geek on Criminal Minds?? I would'nt turn off the lights to have fun with him if thats what your getting at.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Those poor children. They'd even be better off with shauna sand raising them ffs!
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