Friday, December 25th 2009
Look At These Fancy Fancy Gays
Marc Jacobs and his husband Lorenzo Martone are here to wish you a Happy Holigay from the fancy island of fanciness known as St. Barts. Could these two get any fancier? My ass uses a Rite-Aid plastic bag to carry my beach necessities and this ho is using a $5,000+ Birkin bag! I'd have to pass a credit check to even touch that bag! And here's Marc casually dragging it around the beach like it's the canvas tote bag you get for free when purchasing an Estee Lauder perfume gift set at Macy's.
I feel like I should lift my pinky when looking at these pictures. They are probably wearing matching canary diamond cock rings. I'm jealous.
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Those towels are beyond gauche.
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two wrongs don't make a right. try again next year ladies. a make-over is due. marc jacobs should have known better; he's a fashonista and there is nothing fashionista about there tired looks. word to your mutha.
marc jacobs is hung like a woman.
@ INCOGNITO: You are NOT a fag-hag, as it is obvious by your "turned-off by them" admission. Then what the fuck are you doing in an overwhelmingly gay-visited site? Thanks to the internet, everyone and their psycho grandma now have a site that supports their viewpoint--go visit them. I think I know what you are--desperate! If you are trying to have sex with a gay man, who is obviously not turned on by pussy and hence gay, then you are at the bottom of the barrel, biatch. Just begone!
i'm so serious when i say this. i'm a for the most part a straight chica and usually gay men turn me off. way off. but marc's hubby could totally get it. and i don't know what it is. maybe the vertical ponytail? but yeah. he's kind of hott.
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~Posh-esque
Don't be jealous, MK, They are a really ugly couple!
JEALOUS!
Mk - $5,000 Hermes Kellys and Birkins? You wish! They're more like $10,000 upwards and the one he is carrying is the big one, so that's $20,000 upwards....yea, the beach towel is a month's salary...I hate them!
Submitted by OHPLEAZ on Sat, 12/26/2009 - 1:23pm.
Makes me jealous that these two lug around these expensive hangbags in the sand without blinking an eye, lol.
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And don't forget the Louis Vuitton beach towels. Those are probably more expensive than all of the towels in my house cost! Wish I had money to piss away!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Makes me jealous that these two lug around these expensive hangbags in the sand without blinking an eye, lol.
Mark skinny and eating disorder? I think his body is fine he could work out his legs a little more but yeah it looks just fine to me.and the term 'bear' would be so wrong for these two.They're not even hairy for the normal standards.they look more like ex-hipster twinks maturing and for their age(46) they look good..I don't see a beer gut for now.
these bitches looked much much hotter last summer, time to hit the gym again methinks. Saying that I do like them together.
I don't thınk Marc Jacobs looks hot ın these photos.
He looks lıke someone that was just released from rehab and hasn't seen the sun ın a whıle.
The accessorıes mıght be hot tho.
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Marc Jacobs looks amazingly hot-Id like to see him and Tom Ford together(another piece of hot sexy gayness) but their combined hotness might cancel each of out.
I sort of see what hes doing with the boy
friend-is this the one who was wearing dead mice or squirrels recently?
Hes looks like a latino-cant beat that for hot sex-I know -my husbands Cuban....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Don't make fun - they're just trying to blend in.
Otters!!!!!??
There Otter be a law against such fugliness!!!
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
Which one is which?
Oh, never mind - who cares, right?
Vern/bıtchestbıtch:
You know they dıdn't pay for those bags anyway.
MJ would never waste that much money on any bag that doesn't contaın whıte resıdue.
As ıf he would let couture delve ınto hıs crack funds?
Never!
And skınny bears are called otters.
And please do not ask me how I know thıs as I am ashmed enough as ıt ıs!
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this is what i call skinny bears
no matter how fat you think they are to other bears they look skinny
those LV towels look horrendous i would've gone with a Hermes one or Gucci
and the bag honey runs from anywhere between $8000 to $25000(the crock one) his looks like the $9000 one
Ha Breakdown!
They look cracky and cranky!
They wouldn't recognize a good time any more than a good tat.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."
NOT hıttable.
Abort.
They look dıngy and cracky-lıke.
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Marc Jacobs is gross. So is his boyfriend, but I love what he has done with the towel and his hair.
The "fancy gays". This is a great post.
Marc Jacobs looks like Ringo Starr and Lorenzo Martone looks like a portly George Michael. I don't know whether to look or protect my eyes!
hermes or not you do not use a leather bag for the beach. They look like they were on their way to paris and decided to have a dip and they don't have beach things. if you're in fashion and fabulous why not use a jewel encrusted wicker bag?
Snideychick sez:
I thought this was the German HSN gay that MK has been gushing over.
*adjusts blurry bourbon goggles, gives up, goes to sleep*
They're ridiculously over the top but I admire them for embracing their love + gayness so openly. We accept it from nouveaux-riches tacky straight people, why not also do it for 2 tattooed divas?
Actually as far as his use of the bags are concerned, I am all for that. They are not museum pieces to be admired from afar, they are supposed to be used--be it at the beach or at Le Cirque. Besides, I know they are "totes", but they look like ladies handbags to me. So if they don't want to get hooted and hollered or, worse, get beat up on the streets carrying them, they might as well use it on the freaking beach! But yes, a loud resounding yes, the gold watch and the "show" of doting and affection are over the freaking top and just plain stupid!
MK-You make me laugh as always. Thank you so much for a year of some of the funniest moments of my day.
As fay as they look, I would still not hesitate to fuck the both of them.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I'd love to see them get ready for a trip to the waterfalls. They'd have an herbal essence experience just bathing in it.
"I must say that I admire the way he is carrying the Birkin. He is making is less precious and I always said that I would do that if I got my hand on one. I would carry it less like Mrs. Reagan and more hipster/look what I found in a Paris flea market/oh it's been in my family for generations. I would beat it up so that it got that shabby chic broken in look."
That's trying too hard
Marc is really talented
so I don't know what's going on with the HOT-TOPIC-GLAMOUR-(cough) GAY look
who would take fashion advice from someone with that random array of hideous tattoos ??
Why doesn't Marc Jacobs carry his own bags that cost and arm and a leg @ Barneys?
I must say that I admire the way he is carrying the Birkin. He is making is less precious and I always said that I would do that if I got my hand on one. I would carry it less like Mrs. Reagan and more hipster/look what I found in a Paris flea market/oh it's been in my family for generations. I would beat it up so that it got that shabby chic broken in look.
Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 10:10pm.
Does Marc Jacobs have an eating disorder? He looks pretty skinny. I think he is the bottom in that relationship.
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apparently he doesn't swallow.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I thought that was Ringo Starr.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Does Marc Jacobs have an eating disorder? He looks pretty skinny. I think he is the bottom in that relationship.
Marc Jacobs is way flaming homo, but there is something hot about him. How did he get hot when he was such a fucking geek way back when? Was it surgery? Steriods? Just better hair, no glasses and workouts? Wasn't he a druggie for a while?
What's with the watch? Way over the top! At least the bag is useful at the beach, but a gold watch?! Maybe they have to get back early for the 2x1 lunch special?
What's with the watch? Way over the top! At least the bag is useful at the beach, but a gold watch?! Maybe they have to get back early for the 2x1 lunch special?
Wow, that is a lot of fancy fancy ghey.
I bet their balls Jingle too.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
@Centaurious:
It's called Louis Lunch, located in New Haven CT - if you ask for ketchup they'll toss your ass out the door.
I'm gonna have to give this shit a fail. He should have better fashion sense than this. He should have better sense period. who the fuck needs a damn $5000 bag for the fuckin beach? Making a statement like this isn't I'm "fabulous" it's "I'm an idiot with lots of money and shitty fashion."
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TITS never yanks my tail. No, she just sprays me with that nasty Glade "clean linen" stank. Pffft!
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Geez Centy I was just yanking your tail. Way to suck all the fun out of it!!
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Hi TITS! Happy Holidays! :), do you have the funny looking white cord that goes from your ipod to your computer?
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Well, I haven't opened the Ipod yet, but it's just enclosed in a plastic wrap, it doesn't look like anythings in there unless it's really small...
The docking station is separate, one my brother gave me and the other my mom, so they didn't come together.
I will do some research....thanks for helping me, though, I really do want to get some songs! I'm like a 12-year old boy, here!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 8:19pm.
do you have the funny looking white cord that goes from your ipod to your computer?
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Centy, I want to hear all the options and then I will make my decision. But having worked in a restaurant back in high school, I learned never to order Special of the Day. That's just what the kitchen hasn't been able to get rid of so they make it a "special". Now I don't even want to hear about that. And after you read me all my options, I'm still gonna ask for you to make me something that's not on the menu. Drives Mr. Roo right around the bend when I do that. BWAH! Hey - I'm the customer so I'm right. Right?
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