Thursday, December 24th 2009

Crackie Dearest

Courtney Love must have been reading White Oprah's "What Makes A Good Mother," because she believes that she's a regular June Cleaver. Courtney recently said this to Spinner (via Page Six), "As a little dainty, beautiful baby I just worshipped her, but now she's at an age where we fight, where sometimes she hates me, sometimes I get really mad at her. It's like, 'Oh you must be a bad mother,' No, I'm not a bad mother. I'm a very good mother"

Yeah, because nothing says "Mother of the Year" like a restraining order wrapped up with a Christmas bow on top.

And yesterday, TMZ posted another glittery item on Courtney's good mom resume. Apparently, lawyers in the custody case between Court and 17-year-old Frances Bean asked a judge to seal documents about domestic abuse allegations. The documents state, "In this proceeding, every document reveals details of Frances's (sic) relationship with her mother." They also want Frances' medical records sealed shut.

We don't know the details about these alleged abuse allegations, but I don't like where this is heading. It's like the soup kitchen version of Mommie Dearest. Even if Courtney didn't Joan Crawford Frances Bean, living with her crazy ass full-time would cause anyone to commit an act of domestic abuse on themselves! Just reading Court's Facebook rants makes me want to punch myself in the eyeball.

Posted by: Michael K


Courtney has completed her transformation into Mr. Bill. A scintillating claymation ending is on the horizon. Ohh Nooo!!! =:O

starfishing's picture

has anyone seen kurt and courtney doc by the bbc?? it's a must see. she crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gotta be blind to NOT see Kurt Cobain in Frances' face.

Teenage girls fight with their mothers, but how many of those fights really end up in a courtroom? Just when a disgusting, vile bitch like Courtney Love is involved.

Actually, "Frances's" is grammatically correct.
Merry Christmas MK!

starsign's picture

Imagine having that screwed up, narcissistic, fame whore wannabe as your mother! Yikes it makes me shiver just to think about it. Over the years I have often wondered what type of abuse Frances may have endured at the hands of mommy dearest. From past reports Courtney can be violent and aggressive. I don't think it would take much for her to lash out.

I feel so sorry for kids that have inadequate parents. God only knows what poor frances has seen and experienced living with crazy Courtney.

wig in a box's picture

I read somewhere that Courtney emancipated herself at age 14. Needless to say she should have some experience about teens fighting with their parents; not to mention hypocritical of her to bash her own daughter for getting away from the trainwreck she is.

ltr448's picture

If you look at old pictures of Courtney Love before she had surgery she had a very prominent chin and a huge nose, she looked like a man in drag, Frances looks exactly like her mother did before plastic surgery. I don't see any resemblance to Kurt Cobain.
But I'm glad the kid finally took control of her money.

Fronika's picture

That is one ugly kid. She looks like Jack Lemmon in drag in Some Like it Hot.

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KidL's picture

I feel so sorry for Frances. Yeah, teenaged girls and their mother do tend to fight, but I think that what went on between Frances and her mother was well beyond "normal". I truly hope Frances is able to make something of herself and turns out to be the exact opposite of her nutbag mother.

Snarf's picture

Court's bat-shit crazy, but teenage girls and their mothers do tend to fight. That's not very unusual.

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Ih8schmegma's picture

Merry Merry Ho Ho All. As crappy of a mom as I might think I am sometimes. Iz a stoner and I drinky too much sometimes. Court makes me feel like mother of the year. I wish I could have raise FB around my kids. I was 3 months preggo when Kurt did "himself" in in April of 1994.
I always fucking hated Courtney Love. Hated her!
Anywhoo. Time to leave work and go home to the fam. And....... it's drinky time, I made it. Woo hoo. I've been a good girl all week. Don't have to drive anywhere for three days.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Gabriela on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:45pm.

It takes a strong, patient mom to deal with the rebellious teenage phase of parenting. Let's face it, Courtney has never been equipped for the gig. I suspect they will reconcile in a few years, but only because Francis will have matured enough to muster some pity for her loon of a mom.
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Maybe..... I know Drew Barrymore doesn't talk to her mom still, because the mom never could put the loony-ness away.

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funny you said that cause Drew is Frances' godmother! I'm sure she has a lot of good people who will look out for her. everybody knows the fuckery of Courtney Love.

Why do the worst people always describe themselves as "good?" Courtney describes herself as "a good mother," Tiger's #1 slut Rachel describes herself as "good person," and the inmates I worked with years ago in a maximum security state penitentiary always described themselves as "good people." In reality these people are all morally deficient yet they all describe themselves as "good." WTH??

Submitted by TheBreakdown 12/24/09 12:19p.m.

Co-sign your observation.

stake_spike's picture

I could imagine Courtney getting fed up and lashing out at her. Maybe on purpose, maybe not but she has a history of getting angry and beating a bitch. I'm not saying she beat Frences but she might have you slapped her or something.

ahem...shouldn't she really be with Billy Corgan's family?

fishsticksfan's picture

Submitted by Gabriela on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:45pm.

It takes a strong, patient mom to deal with the rebellious teenage phase of parenting. Let's face it, Courtney has never been equipped for the gig. I suspect they will reconcile in a few years, but only because Francis will have matured enough to muster some pity for her loon of a mom.
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Maybe..... I know Drew Barrymore doesn't talk to her mom still, because the mom never could put the loony-ness away.

Gabriela's picture

It takes a strong, patient mom to deal with the rebellious teenage phase of parenting. Let's face it, Courtney has never been equipped for the gig. I suspect they will reconcile in a few years, but only because Francis will have matured enough to muster some pity for her loon of a mom.

KD's picture

ME! Great pic of KoKo!!

ON topic: woah, is that Court, becuase her face looks sooo different!

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Submitted by dusted on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:37pm.
Now she's with Kurt Cobain's mother, who did a bang up job with him.

Was she a bad mother? I never had the impression that he had a bad upbringing or anything. I thought it was more that he had real problems with depression which he tried to handle with drugs and alcohol.
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I don't think Kurt's mother was a bad mom. There was both depression leading to suicide and chronic intestinal problems in the Cobain family, both of which Kurt suffered from.

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I swear she is Jay Leno's love child. Look at that chin!!!

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Frances Bean and the filthy little pig should start a support group.

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I'd love to see the movie about this relationship. Although, knowing Courtney, she'd probably ask to play herself.

All the best wishes for Frances Bean to get her holiday wish to come true.

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parissucksliterally's picture

stupid bitch wouldn't even let babysitters say "No" to Frances - no discipline allowed....that's being a good mother? Not to mention the 150 other reasons!

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Rhoda's picture

My mom had the same illusions about herself as well, drugs and alcohol plus ego = perfect mother at least in their fucked up heads. Fuck you Courtney and a special holiday fuck you to my own mom who's level of fuckery Courtney could only aspire to.

Also Merry Christmas to my Santa loving sluts! Hope you find sex toys and not coal in your stockings!

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Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:37pm.
Now she's with Kurt Cobain's mother, who did a bang up job with him.

Was she a bad mother? I never had the impression that he had a bad upbringing or anything. I thought it was more that he had real problems with depression which he tried to handle with drugs and alcohol.

xerquina's picture

Franny has Kurdt's crazy eyes.

M.E.'s picture

ACK! I google images Courtney Love and I got PRON!

Banayna's picture

Jeez she looks just like her dad. I feel sorry for her-what chance do you stand having that woman as a parent. Now she's with Kurt Cobain's mother, who did a bang up job with him.

M.E.'s picture

Mike...AH! I see.

I just had to go google a clip from Sid and Nancy and yeah. I can see how Frances is a mini Courtney pre face fuck.

sunkist's picture

Sibsi, I feel you.
Ita w/ all of it, especially the kid part.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:27pm.

I can see more of Kurt in Frances than Courtney.

Check out Courtney Love pre-cosmetic surgery:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600

There's an unfortunate resemblance between Frances Bean and the true Courtney.

M.E.'s picture

She's been in a cracked out drug haze for the majority of Frances' life. How is that being a good mother?

The Real Mimi's picture

I wonder if she looks at Frances and starts hallucinating that it is Kurt and goes ballistic? There were those rumors that she was responsible for his death!

M.E.'s picture

I can see more of Kurt in Frances than Courtney.

MizRo's picture

Try to enjoy Sibsi!!

zomay's picture

She really does look like her dad in the eyes.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Yep - this is gonna be a book I read when you are finished writing Frances. I never really...really...realized how bad people can fry their brains on drugs, Good Mother - huh? Thank God I only use all natural ingredients in my alixers!!

TheBreakdown's picture

Morbidosity:

I thınk Frances looks lıke both of her parents.

She has her mother's facıal structure and her father's pıercıng eyes.

Good combo actually, asıde from the other parts of that gene pool!

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Sibsi's picture

If Scarjo goes downhill in the next couple years, I can see her being easily persuaded to play Court, coz, you know, Courtney actually once said that Scarjo would be good for the role, hahaha... what a deluded fucker.

I'm off to some last minute shopping bullshit, horz.

Hope you get what you wished for under the X-mas tree.

<3,

Sibs

ETA: MizRo, I'm in Ohio :(

At least the weather forecast is good for now, so I am not too upset over having to go to the in-laws for this dreadful holiday.

Poor Frances had a father who was too selfish to even consider the fact that she would grow up without him when he killed himself. And then she has a mother who doesn't care enough to get her act together enough to properly care for her. She is the spitting image of Kurt. Hopefully that's all she's inherited.

If Bean can get away from CLove, she might have a chance at a decent life. Everyone knows CLove needs to go to "Celebrity Rehab." Now if she'd just chug-a-lug some Drano!

CLove is every bit as bad as LiLo and older. What a mess! Wonder which will be toe-tagged first?

MizRo's picture

Where are you Sibsi?

agirl's picture

I CANNOT WAIT until Frances writes her tell-all book. It will be a #1 bestseller. And then a movie will be made.

I wonder who will play Courtney in the movie? CLove played a heroin addict once before (in "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" so maybe she could do it again.

Morbidosity's picture

The Bean has the addiction and depression gene and to top that clusterfuck of dna off, she looks like her mother.

Sibsi's picture

Merry X-mas eve indeed!

I miss how my family used to celebrate this holiday: go to the church, get back home by midnight, have late ass dinner and fall asleep while watching the sound of music.

For some odd reason, people here try to get their kids to go to bed early and then to wake up the next day all hyped up and shit.

I hate X-mas morning. Would rather be asleep really, so that makes no sense to me.

Worse is I have no god damned brats of my own, yet I have to put up with family brats during this time of the year.

Fuck.

I hate children :(

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This is the kind of shit that makes me doubt the existence of a higher power. Who, in their right mind, would let those 2 drug-addicted idiots procreate?
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MizRo's picture

Thanks Jazzy... Miz don't play that shit.

An architect in my former company had the displeasure of having the elevator open up on this crackie's rental on Crosby St. many years ago and he was scared for his life.
He said she was screaming and throwing shit around and all he could do was hit the "close" button repeatedly.

toni's picture

This coming from the mother that did dope while pregnant and had her baby removed more than once. What a whore!

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 12:03pm.

Merry Christmas Eve!

If Love were my Mom, I would have smothered her in her sleep a long time ago. Seriously.
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