Mr. Miyagi, Please Take Care Of This
I might as well change the name of Dlisted to Trailerlisted for many reasons, but mostly because lately I've been posting trailer after trailer after trailer. Well, here's another one to add to the trash heap, and this one is going to hurt. It's the trailer for the re-doodoo of The Karate Kid starring Will Smith's son Jaded (typo and it stays) in the Ralph Macchio role and Jackie Chan in the Pat Morita role.
Instead of a Japanese master, they gave us a Chinese one. And instead of learning Karate, Jaden learns Kung-Fu. Yet they kept the name "Karate Kid." Yeah, more like The Confused Kid!
Mr. Miyagi is karate chopping in his grave right now! We need him to kick his way out of there and karate chop this damn trailer.
And just for the record, "jacket off, hang it up, jacket on" is so not the new "wax on, wax off." However, "jacket and wax off" is.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:16pm.
*makes note to self to photograph J-cock*
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Awful acting but the stunts look good.
Breakdown, I think you're onto something there.
M.E./urmomma:
I thınk Mulan ıs Dısney's best of the new ones.
And I would bet money that they shot thıs whıle Jaden ıs so young to buıld a franchıse around hım so that by the tıme he ıs at the end of puberty he wıll be a star and can move on.
A la Fresh Prınce of Bel-Aır.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:08pm.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hySoCSoH-g8
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
I ♥ Jack - Thank you for Clarifying that!
Hate that smug little kid.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Why couldn't Jackie Chan have said, "look, Jaded, all these Chinese badass kids are gonna expect you to learn Kung-Fu, so Imma teach you karate instead?"
Then again, I don't know the difference between the two, and maybe the filmmakers are figuring most people won't.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:06pm.
Not always...
*cheshire cat smile*
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PICTURES. PROOF.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
And Jackie Chan....I'd hit it.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
NO.
This should be called "The Karate Arrogant Fuck". because that is what Will and Jada made this kid.
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Everybody plays the fool (sometimes)....
There's no exception to the rule;
It may be factual may be cruel (I ain't lying)
Everybody plays the fool
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:19am.
Man...oriental dick is always so fucking tiny.
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Not always...
*cheshire cat smile*
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Hollywood nepotism at its best.
Certain movies should never be remade...this is one of them...and this should be called The Karate Baby...he is wayyy too young for this. Plus he looks too girlish.
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"lick my hairy crack" - Random Porn Star
Why wasn't the new Alice in Wonderland trailer posted to TrailerListed?
And M.E., Finding Nemo is a Pixar film.
I agree that Jayden is way to young to be starring in this role.
Great. Now I'm stuck over on Youtube listening to love songs of the 80s.
Phil Collins "Against All Odds" right now.
OH FUCK!!! I LEFT OUT FINDING NEMO!!!!!!!!!!!
I ♥ Dori
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:45am.
Breakdown, Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that movie! Mooshu rules.
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Yay! Imm not the only Disney nerd.
I,too, love Mulan.
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NEMO....Pixar, I know.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Breakdown, my list of favorite disney movies:
Dumbo, Bambi, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Robin Hood,The Fox and the Hound, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Mulan.
Jaden Smith is just too young for this movie. Ralph whateverhisname was a teenager with raging hormones with a love interest. It looks like they pigeon-holed Jaden Smith into this role as favor.
I'm out, later whores!
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
M.E.:
Mulan was the fırst of the new Dısney movıes that I ever saw.
A frıend of mıne was a HUGE Dısney fan and made me go see ıt ın the theater.
I lıked ıt and then he ınsısted that I see all the othrs ones...
that nıght!
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Blink-182 had an album called "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket".
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well i love jackie chan...so i'm conflicted on this one.
I'll see it. Looks like it will be entertaining.
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Epic Fail!
The Karate Kid becomes Kung Fu, wtf? In 20yrs from now they'll do a remake of "The Wrestler" a story of a Boxer.
Thanks M.E. !!!
Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away...
I was digging his hair in that video LOL Poofy! Yeah, he sang for Chicago. He did a lot of ballads over the years too. One of my favs is After All with Cher.
Peter Cetera was the lead singer of Chicago right?
I'm having a brain fart.
Breakdown, Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that movie! Mooshu rules.
meh.
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He's the guy that steals your wallet, then helps you look for it.
The catching the fly with the chopsticks reference was funny, but that's about it. Pass.
fishsticksfan:
It doesn't matter because there WILL be a sequel and by that tıme hıs nuts wıll have dropped and then he can actually bang lıttle Mıss Mulan.
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Evil Shoe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y7JZZhK1aU
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:37am.
And just for the record, "jacket off, hang it up, jacket on" is so not the new "wax on, wax off." However, "jacket and wax off" is.
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I can get with that.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Jackie Chan might help it be OK but I'll probably never see it anyway.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
i might actually like this. but i can't remember the first one so i have nothing to compare it to.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
And just for the record, "jacket off, hang it up, jacket on" is so not the new "wax on, wax off." However, "jacket and wax off" is.
That reminded me of the PeeWee Herman joke where PeeWee opens a dry cleaning shop called "Drop Your Pants and Jacket (Jack It) Off".
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
That kid is already an arrogant little fucker. Give him his own movie & watch him blossom into a full blown douche bag.
Well just FUCK MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER!! BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT ANYWHERE NEAR AS EPIC AS THE ORIGINAL.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:32am.
Is that lıttle gırl supposed to be the love ınterest for Jaden?
Because someone needs to let her know that hıs nuts haven't dropped yet!
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It's true the kid is WAY too young for that role. He needs to be at least like 14 for it.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
"jacket and wax off" - LOL!
Another pointless remake.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
It seems like with this movie that you really need to see the first one to get it. Like the fly joke, etc.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Is that lıttle gırl supposed to be the love ınterest for Jaden?
Because someone needs to let her know that hıs nuts haven't dropped yet!
Nepotısm.
EPIC FAIL.
(and ıt wıll stıll be a hıt)
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Wait did I hear Jackie Chan say "jack it off" to that young boy? Someone call CPS!
Can I just say that it is a really bad idea for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett (and other celeb parents) to push their kids in front of the camera at a young age? This kid and his sister are getting such an abnormal view of the world. Adults kissing their asses, lots of money and fame at a young age and everything coming easily to them because of who their parents are. I predict problems for these super-entitled grown-up-too-fast money-to-burn kids.
daddy i wanna make a home movie
for granny & granpappy
son, how about karate kid
merry fucking xmas to all
and to all a goddamn good nite
ahh I love the smell of nepotism in the morning.
FAIL.
I like Will Smith, I like his son; however, his son is ALL WRONG for this shit!!!!!!!!!
And I just can't deal with hearing the Peter Cetera song yet its in my head now. Karate Kid = Glory of Love song.
*sobs* Damn you MK!
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Maybe I'm in a good mood today but it looks pretty good.
Kiss My Ass MK: Jackie Chan and his fine self can do anything and do it better.
Looks cute!
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look what $cientology can do for you~
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