Wednesday, December 23rd 2009

Brit Brit Still Belongs To Daddy

Daddy Spears will continue to hold the leash wrapped around Brit Brit's ankle until further notice (probably a year). Yesterday in court, The Commish extended the conservatorship with Daddy Spears and the aptly named Andrew Wallet continuing their duties as co-conservators. Radar reports that this conservatorship is forcing Cheeto Holly to dip into her jerky and Mountain Dew fund.

The Commish ordered Brit to go to her mattress and pull out enough cash to pay her daddy, Mr. Wallet and all the attorneys. I hope it's a big mattress, because the check has arrived and this is what it looks like:

Daddy Spears: $16k a month
Andrew Wallet: $174,569.10 for services rendered from Jul. '09 - Nov. '09
Daddy Spears' lawyers: $183,918
Joel Boxer, another lawyer: $62,965.06
And even more lawyers: $50k

$16k a month does sound a lot for a Cheeto sitter, but Daddy Spears makes her Velveeta grits and that is priceless!

I know Brit Brit would probably like to spend her days sitting on the back porch and sipping on a jar of moonshine in between shooting cans of Hormel off the yard fence with a BB gun, but unfortunately she's gotta get back out there and lip-synch some more. Bills have got to get paid. Or maybe she can make a pretty penny by selling her weave to science.

Posted by: Michael K


jussayin's picture

well I haven't seen her cooch in over a year so I feel that Daddy Spears has earned every damn cent!

Team Daddy Spears!!

All hail Cheesus!!

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

She may be a sweet girl, etc. but obviously the court still thinks she's incapable of managing her own life and affairs. It takes big crazy for a judge to impose a conservatorship on a young, seemingly healthy adult. I think she already has high powered lawyers pleading her case, but obviously her dad and his lawyers have a better one. It's for her own good, really, and the money her dad and his lawyers are taking are a drop in the bucket to her - she's worth millions upon millions. She'll still have them when she's judged competent again.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:37pm.

Haha, leave me to abuse people in peace!

Britney could be reading these comments for all you know.
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Daddy Spears is worth every damn penny. This poor thing would be shaving her head and hitting every gas station bathroom in bear feet within a 100 mile radius. Girl is NOT right. A Judge doesn't order a "Conservatorship" because she's perfecftly fucking fine.

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She's been good hasn't she? And she hasn't committed any crimes. She really needs better lawyers or to learn how to tell her dad to get lost in a way he will understand.

Those look like sun-glasses with clear lenses.

???

tangerine's picture

"I thought I heard the Britardian short bus pull up."

That is some funny shit right there.

HoityToity's picture

Have to agree with PIMPCESSA on this one. As far as hating on her--Why? Whenever I saw her on talk shows or whatever, she came across as a sweet girl. Besides, she has been very open minded, given her redneck background from the South. I really feel sorry for her because everyone is after her money and no one is there for her. Maybe that is why she has been taken advantage of by so many people who probably tell her lies with promises of their care and devotion, once they realize that about her. I really feel badly for the poor gal.

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i sgree with almost everything you said, and part of the last paragraph. i don't believe that her father should be getting that much money it's ridiculous. i think she needs some serious help and i don't know how she's going to get it with such toxic people around her. a father shouldn't get that much to look after his own child, especially since she was probably already taking care of him, i saw that clip on the soup, and he doesn't come across as someone who is intelligent enough to really look after his daughter. he and lynne should be ashamed of themselves

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 1:12pm.

They need to bring some of those bills down (IN THIS ECONOMY). Daddy Spears does not need 16k a month. Some people don't even make that much in a year.

I really think people are overestimating how much money she has. She pays KFed, she pays his lawyers, she pays her lawyers, money is just frittered away and she isn't pulling it in like she used to.

Before you know it she'll be broke and Daddy Spears will be richer than her! Besides it seems like she doesn't want to do it anymore. Why don't they just give her time off? She's too fucking old and no one cares that much about her anyway. It just looks pathetic.

i dislike her as an artist and think she's dumb like shit.... BUT:

she has a right to be free. imo she wanted to get attention by her "crazy" actions but that doesn't justify to establish a conservatorship. if a non famous person had done the same thing nothing would have happened.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Couldn't have happened to a better FAS-eyed aging Disney by-product. Why YES, I AM feeling the spirit of the season.

RoadDogXXIV's picture

@ HOTNEY

God, I remember that Rolling Stone picture you have for an avatar. Britney Spears had a great body back then (and a fun persona to boot). Now? So she lost some weight. But from reports on Egotastical and here, it doesn't mean jack shit.

RoadDogXXIV's picture

You think Britney Spears makes bad music? I can name a thousand R&B "singers" and Disney hacks that trump her. If I hear Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA" one more time, my nuts are gonna shrivel off. And who's this Jay Sean fellow?

Sometimes I think the geeky librarian-nerd look is kinda hot...but it doesn't work with Britney.

Come on Shitters cheer up! Fuck those antidepressants...let's eat, drink and be hairy!

Soultonic's picture

she looks old and rusty in this picture. Her youth is gradually disappearing.

OHPLEAZ's picture

Poor thing she looks so dead inside :(

sharoninshape's picture

She chose to mess up adn party when kfed left her now she is paying the price. She always look so sad. she has no friends, no control over her life, you can't pay me any amt of dollar to trade my life for hers. A parent should not take money from a child esp a sick child that is disgusting. he no different from her mom. Every one wants her money that go to hurt .

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Merry X-mas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvebqA8xdM

God, only thing that can cheer me up right now.

Don't whine about how awful it is, I'm sad enough as it is.

ribbontie's picture

It's so confusing.
Gah.

I was pro-conservatorship for awhile but I don't know anymore.

I think she gave up.

Looks like the men in the power suits from when she was 16 have officially taken over EVERY aspect of her life.

Columbia's picture

She's so fugly.

How can she do a Tour but not make her own decisions?

No Words's picture

Gawd, she looks horrible. Her eyes are completely vacant...no one is home anymore. I think Daddy Spears is earning his money...who in hell wants to babysit a grown-up, especially a whack job like Britney.

My guess is...this conservatorship will go on forever.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

I suggest making the check out for an even-20K and hire that poor bitch a stylist.

Glasses, scarf, earrings, jacket, hair = all hideous!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:14pm.

Deb! Socky! Slutty! Ziggy! (and you others) hahaha sounds like the members of a really good garage band!!
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Deb! Socky! Slutty! Ziggy! (and you others) hahaha sounds like the members of a really good garage band!!

*pulls a loose thread off socky*

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I don't $16K is a lot considering this is what you're watching...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMMc3QAWCs

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I'll babysit Shitney for $16k a month. And, I'll even change her diapers.

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Stanley_is_hairy's picture

She looks like a 40-year old hooker. I guess Daddy hasn't loosened the reins for some plastic surgery yet. She used to be so cute, too. What a waste.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 2:00pm.
$16K monthly for Daddy Spears? Bitch, please. He's just mopping up the mess he and Lynne created
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Sucks to still be cleaning up the cum stain from 27 years earlier.

Lynn shoulda just swallowed.

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YAY YAY YAY *claps* A Britney post!!

Oh MK, you shouldn't have!!

*titter*

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$16K monthly for Daddy Spears? Bitch, please. He's just mopping up the mess he and Lynne created.

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"Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:33pm.

Brıtney's problem ıs that she ıs surrounded by yesmen, she's uneducated, and her ınner cırcle does not have her best ınterests at heart.

She should be takıng a LONG break from the bız but ınstead they are forcıng her to work to feed theır bottom lıne."

This is so true. Any regular, loving, parent would give their child the time to get well. She could retire anywhere in the world and concentrate on her kids. Daddy spears obviously doesn't favour that solution, he'd rather patch her up and make her work till she falls apart.

I think Britney got released from her 5150 holds because she has a personal psychiatrist who can watch her continually. Also doctors are not always right or as thourough as they should be. They can also be swayed by cash, remember MJ's doctor?

When Brit went off the rails she was constantly changing her hair/wig and people reported she would go into one room and come out dressed differently and become a 'different person'. All that stuff points to disacociative, or multiple personality disorder. It usually develops due to childhood abuse, there are some pretty weird statements in interviews from Brit re. her childhood if you dig around. There are rumours that Jamie Spears abused her, we do know at least that he was a bullying alcoholic when she was a child and her mother was happy for her to be sexualised for cash at an early age. (sounds a bit like the Lohans?!)

I'm not saying Britney can't be a selfish obnoxious hillbilly twat as well as having mental issues and I'm not saying I can diagnose her from my armchair either, no-one can.

Entirely from personal experience I would say she is a vulnerable person that has suffered, or is suffering from a mental illness.
Look at the vacant stare and the forced grin when she is 'performing', it's a world away from her manic days. I'm sure she has been chemically labotomised and that suits Daddy Spears down to the ground.

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michelleb, I can't even recall any of your posts, which shows how memorable you are. Stay out of it please. I was talking to Ziggy- now I am going to work and do something productive with my day.

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wtf, I thought parents took care of their kids for free, even when those kids are old enough to have their own kids
She even has to pay for his lawyers? O.o

. Also, she is a musician (she is, even if you don't like her, haters!) and for some reason bipolar is more common in artistic people. this has been proven thru research.

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Wait, she is a musician? Does she actually play her own music? Write music? She's a dancer and a lip-syncing singer.

I just can't even believe at this stage in her career that she even brings in that kind of loot. How is that possible? How many endorsement deals does she really have at this moment? She isn't making a bundle off of performing.

It seriously blows my mind at how someone whose only talent really was humping on stage can even make that much money. I could see when she was an absolute knock out but I could go into our local malls and find 50 girls that were prettier and could slut around on stage just like her. Given that she's really a below average beauty at this point and hasn't cut a hit record, how can she have any $$$ at all?

JBL's picture

wow, she looks really hot in that pic.

stake_spike's picture

They need to bring some of those bills down (IN THIS ECONOMY). Daddy Spears does not need 16k a month. Some people don't even make that much in a year.

I really think people are overestimating how much money she has. She pays KFed, she pays his lawyers, she pays her lawyers, money is just frittered away and she isn't pulling it in like she used to.

Before you know it she'll be broke and Daddy Spears will be richer than her! Besides it seems like she doesn't want to do it anymore. Why don't they just give her time off? She's too fucking old and no one cares that much about her anyway. It just looks pathetic.

I love it that a Brit post can still bring on so much hate. I escpecially love it whenever people say she's not mentally ill, just selfish.

Girl is at least bi-polar, and unless you either know someone who is or are yourself you will never understand what that means.

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OK, I have to say this: mental illness (bipolar) runs in my family, so I know what it looks like even if I am not a dr. I remember way before anybody else said it, I just knew she was manic depressive. The laughing and crying, poor impulse control, poor hygeine, ununderstandable behavior, all of it. Also, she is a musician (she is, even if you don't like her, haters!) and for some reason bipolar is more common in artistic people. this has been proven thru research. When Brit had all that money and no sane brain to deal with it, she acted completely bonkers. I'm sure that she has abused alcohol and drugs, but I don't think for her that is the core problem. Self medding is common also. Since her father took over her life, she has returned to work, kept a low-key lifestyle, and regained partial custody of her sons. This is probably because her father insists that she take care of herself by taking meds as prescribed, going to therapy, and keeping a regular routine. Hopefully she will be able to do those things herself soon, but bipolar is a devastating disease, and her family, friends, and fans should by grateful to Daddy for saving her career, motherhood, and her life.

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I feel sorry for her. We all make effed up mistakes and when we get help from our parents we don't have to PAY them to do it. It's ridiculous. She's a grown ass woman and should be able to do what she wants with her money. If she wants to squander it, oh well. She made it by looking like a teenaged whore and making auto tune a household word.

I really feel sad for her. That being said, Brit, I'll come be your friend and tell you like it is and you don't have to pay ME 16k....I'd do it for half that. ;-)

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So funny that Paris Suck Literally is bitching about drama. PSL, I don't evcen KNOW you, I never cause drama with ANYONE when I come around and YOU tried to talk shit and start drama with me.

Still think that Britney has got the crazies and until someone actually helps her she's always going to be off of her rocker.

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Homegirl doesn't look half bad for being in her mid-forties.

parissucksliterally's picture

Ziggy, if you think you are Britney, I think you need some help.

I'm gone. Have a nice day everyone.....

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BTW, you pick on Britney then you pick on me.

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parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:25pm.
Ziggy, fuck you very much. There was NO NEED to call me a name. I picked on BRITNEY, you picked on ME.

you are such a fucking asshole- there is so much negativity here- no wonder I don't post as much.

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ZiggyStardust's picture

Haha, leave me to abuse people in peace!

Britney could be reading these comments for all you know. You obviously have no problem with negativity when you are directing it toward others - treat others as you expect to be treated.

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Brıtney's problem ıs that she ıs surrounded by yesmen, she's uneducated, and her ınner cırcle does not have her best ınterests at heart.

She should be takıng a LONG break from the bız but ınstead they are forcıng her to work to feed theır bottom lıne.

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Not everyone who self medicates with illegal/prescription drugs do so because of a mental illness.

A lot of woman turn to drugs, coke, meth, etc becuase of years being told "you have to look like this, you have to fit into "this" or likewise" it's the lack of self esteem, the lack of control in their lives, that, by taking said drugs they gain.

I can tell you that when on speed/meth, you feel invincible, you have confidence you've never had before, you have control, yet, you make poor decisions and find yourself falling deeper and deeper into dispair, unrecognizable to you, because all you care about is keeping your high, keeping the "feel good" part of what you are taking. You do not recognize that the people you are surrounding yourself with are and can be harmful. Are or could be criminals, etc.

It's all about "ME" and making "ME" feel in control, admired, sexy, accepted, alert, etc.

THAT IS BRITNEYS PROBLEM. Yet she lacks the self confidence and intelligence once getting sober to realize any of it and continues down the pity party train.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:18pm.

They're remaking Working Girl starring Brit?

*killing self*

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I cannot imagine Brit saying '' I have a head for business and a body for sin''

*vomits*

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