Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honored by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist. Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban. (Lainey Gossip)
This seems a little John Mayer-ish to me? And if it is Mayer, then I praaaaaay the tranny girl is Amanda Lepore. Although, Amanda Lepore is such a fucking lady that I'm not sure she would've sucked dick in her gym clothes. My other guesses are Kanye or Diddy?
This actress is expecting a very special gift of jewelry soon from her actor boyfriend. After all, they’ve been dating for a while, they’ve met each other’s families, and they each get more press together than either one would get alone. So, it’s reasonable to expect that an engagement ring would be forthcoming, right? Um, yes, but not to her. The engagement ring is going to his very special boyfriend, who has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several years now. Oh, our actress might get a ring too, but although the jewelry may be real, all involved are very clear that the hetero sentiment is totally fake. Yes, she knows all about the other guy, and she knows that she plays a distant second to him, but she also really loves how the fake relationship boosts her image and her income. We personally think that a three-stone ring would be most appropriate. Not to symbolize their pas, present and future love for each other, but to symbolize all three of the people in the relationship. (Blind Gossip)
Squinty Zellweger and B.Coop?
A bunch of stars were at a party over the weekend. They were all supposed to bring gifts for a sort of “white elephant” exchange. One of the stars (a C list actress) took the “white” part a little too literally. They brought three little packages of white powder, neatly wrapped in Christmas ribbon and tied with a candy cane. Because there were children at the party, most of the guests were offended and asked the actress to leave. Not Rachel Bilson. (BuzzFoto)
Mischa Barton? And I'm sure she'll be invited to everyone's Secret Santa gift exchange party next year.
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I died laughing because after reading this blind article a few days ago, I just today came across the following in England's Daily Mail: "Wonder who that watch is for Renée: Is Ms Zellweger's last-minute spot of Christmas shopping for her man?" Man, you never can look at normal news the same way again after reading DListed!
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Why would anybody think that it would be Josh Groban?
What the hell?
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#1 is sooooooo Neil Diamond.
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Submitted by Themba on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 6:17pm.
#1 = Hugh Grant
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Hugh Grant doesn't see the inside of too many gyms...:-)
I hope BC isn't gay. That would not rock.
I think the couple is Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr.
I like the Piven guess for #1. And the Barton guess for #3.
I'm pissed because my Secret Santa gift was a Chick-Fil-A gift card.
Honestly, is B. Coop gay?? My gaydar is broken, I just don'e see it! The man is gorgeous and looks like a breeder to me? I guess I'm missing something, I just don't know what! lol
I see Amanda Lepore has cellulite implants. Very realistic looking!
john goodman
carrie underwood
linda blair
#1 JOHN MAYER HELLO
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:51pm
I always thought it was a power thing. They consider the dick a powerful thing so fucking what appears to be a woman with a dick is just them relinquishing their power.
They can call it what they want though, they like getting fucked by a man (not matter if he's dressed like a woman), they're gay in my book. But yeah they'd never admit it.
Yes, I agree the first one is totally Kanye. EGO!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
The second blind item is definitely Jake Gylenhall and Reese Witherspoon! Come on, as much as Dlisted talks about them!
#1 = Hugh Grant
#2 = ?
#3 = Lindsay Lohan
I hope #1 is John Mayer. I loathe guys like him.
Submitted by Lohohater on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:43pm.
is john mayer gay? i had no idea.
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Men who fuck around with trannies generally don't think of themselves as gay. As long as they are the ones gettign sucked off or doing the fucking, they consider themselves str8...and even in the cases where they play the passive role, their own internal homophobia would never allow them to think of themselves as gay...and yes, there is PLENTY of so-called str8 guys who love to get fucked by a chick with a dick...The Meat Packing District in NYC is where these men prowl for tranny dick...ironic isn't it?
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Provolone: Ha! I love it! I'll say Michelle Obama for the tranny no matter who the egomaniac is.
As for the egomaniac, I sorta wonder if it's actually three guys, because the BI person listed three totally different douchebags with little in common: a black rapper, a pop star, and a classical singer. So I betcha the tranny has blown three dudes who each asked that stupid question.
I'll say Kanye, Michael Buble and John Mayer.
As for 2 I don't know exactly, but I'll bet it's Princess Zac and whatserface. Coop and Squinty have been dating way too short a time.
3, I think must be Mischa Barton. She's def C-list, a coke fan, and I somehow can't imagine Blohan being coherent enough to cobble together little festive packages of snow.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:14pm.
Would be funny if it was. Wasn't Russell recently paped in a jewelry store?
is john mayer gay? i had no idea.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:16pm.
Ewww on Amanda's cellulite! Imagine being biologically a slim male, with tons of work done and STILL having cellulite. That's gotta suck.
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I'm not even going to try to guess the blind items. But seriously, the first thing that caught my eye was the cellulite. I don't even know how that happened. I guess if you take estrogen it'll make the fat distributed in there differently than before. Still...OMG. That's so strange.
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I have a hard time believing #2 is Renee. She get press all on her own (she doesn't even care for it), she has awards, has dated Clooney, Carey, a host of famous men, she doesn't need to be with Bradley Cooper, in fact it's the other way around.
Edit* Same goes for Reese. These are women that only use the press for PR purposes for their films. When they don't have films coming out they fade into the background, and don't seem to mind doing that.
I BET ITS BUBLE
Piven is a great guess for #1, he strikes me as an insecure Dbag but then again, so is Kanye.
#2 could be any number of celeb couples, kind of bored of this whole "stay in the closet and pretend to be hetero for the sake of my career" song-and-dance. But my official guess is Jake and Reese, hence the breakup.
#3 is anyone with the last name Lohan, Hilton or Spears.
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"Yo, Amanda, I'm really happy with you and imma let you finish, but Beyonce gave one of the best blowjobs of all time."
#1 - he can't be famous enough if the tranny had no clue who he was...had to be some obscure D-list douche bag.
#2 - If Squinty were ok with being someone's beard she would have stayed with Kenny Chesney and not file "fraud" in her divorce papers. Something doesn't add up here. So this has to be somebody else. Zac Efron? He and Vanessa have been dating a lot longer than the quick second Squinty and Cooper have.
#3 That has Lohan or Misha written allover it.
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"I'll fuck you 'till you love me, faggot! - Mike Tyson
LiLo for #3? #2 can't be Jake and Reese; they've broken up, thank God!
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Ewww on Amanda's cellulite! Imagine being biologically a slim male, with tons of work done and STILL having cellulite. That's gotta suck.
second one is Russell and Katy.
How about Biel and JT for #2?
Thinking Squint and Coop haven't been together long enough to be #2. Would have guessed toothy and Reese if I thought that contract hadn't ended.
#3 Why would people think Rachel Bilson? Is she known for being a coke-head too?
I have no fucking idea what blind/retarded man could find that mutilated freak to be fuckable. There are so many more attractive and passable trannies out there. Bitch can't even pass for human...
I can totally see it being kanye, diddy or mayer. Douchebag city.
its kanye and amanda lepore! i heard this story a long time ago...
*yawn*
I'm not guessıng!
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#2 jake and reese?
#1 is piven...