Afternoon Crumbs

Are you people being serious when you say she looks better without make up? Am I missing something? She looks like shit. In fact, she looks worse than shit. She looks just like Papa Joe when he borrows Brett Michaels weave.

Awww, Jessica looks pretty darn cute and really young in this picture. I, for one, like the natural nose and normal sized lips on her.

Since the Newlywed days, I've thought that Jessica Simpson was gorgeous without makeup. I think she actually looks even better without it. There's nothing wrong with her nose. Can people not look somewhat natural anymore without people bitching?

Betty White is the shit. I ♥ her.

Jessica looks like 14, here!! Dayum!! She should give Lilo some pointers on how to look half and not double your age.

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Betty White for Hot Slut of the Decade!! ;)

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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)

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Tiger woods is freakin ugly and do not understand why for the life of me anyone would go to bed with him money or no money.

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hotmess119's dad.

Jessica looks very pretty without makeup. Dita is gorgeous and I love love love her style. Her man is damn good looking too.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Absolutely adore Craig Ferguson ♥
And Betty White is really funny too
Jessica Simpson looks younger... or happier

Don't like anything about Jessica Simpson but I must say, she's one of the prettier celebs without her make-up. In fact, she's prettier without it here than the celebrity made up version of herself.

I hate to say something positive, but apparently Proactiv really worked on Jessica. She looks great!

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I like boring things.

Ah Jessica...always loved her smile.

Jessica actually looks good w/o makeup...or I've been drinking too many egg nogs.

As for Dita, any bitch that can look that good shopping at the Piggly Wiggly is ok in my book.

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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.

She looks younger and with less sun damage than I would have expected.

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

Ugh. Time of the year for all those pasty Brit celebs to head to the Caribbean. I thought it would never end last year.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK! IT'S SIMON BAKER!
SSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!
BLESS YOU MK, BLESS YOU!
*promptly faints*

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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."

Dita always looks fantastic. Jessica is looking worn.

Jessıca needs to take some notes from Dıta.

If you look lıke shıt on a gıven day, whıch she does here, you do not have clearance to carry a prıcey bag on your shoulder and expect people not to pretend NOT to see the roots, the splotchy face, etc.

Trash just cannot be helped!

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Count me as one who thinks Jessica Simpson is pretty. Dumb as a turd, but pretty, and probably not mean.

I have to hand it to Dita. Bitch never looks like a slob. That takes some doing.

Jessica Simpson looks like shit on any day. However, here she scares the shit out of me. Roots, no makeup, and the same winter coat that Bristol Palin probably wears. Then she accessorises the whole mess with a Louis Vitton bag. She has no class never has and should not be photographed in any circumstance. Even a monkey with a camera would take a picture of its ass before taking one of her.

All I have to say is GET IT DITA GET IT!!!
Her new man is HOT as hell! A step out of the Marilyn Manson gutter, that is for sure!

Dita Von Teese is officially weird.

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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Craig Ferguson gives us 'the vapors'!

Are there nude photos of Craig?

why would Guy Ritchie make a homoerotic flick or promote it as such when everyone knows he is a total homophobe? It doesn't make any sense. RDJ may be gay-friendly but Guy is not.

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Tiger is an asshat and Betty White is the HOTNESS of Christmas! Go you Golden Girl!!!

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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”

That's what ıs exactly wrong wıth socıety now.

Everyone wants aır-brushed perfectıon day ın and day out.

That beıng saıd...

she stıll looks stank here.

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She looks good with or without make-up. Yum yum yum.

Looks like Chestica's nose-job is failing. And enough with the bleached-blond hair if she's not going to maintain the DARK roots.

I think she actually looks nice without makeup. She looks healthier or something....

Totally thought JS was Claire Danes without the make up. Yikes!

Meh. She's ugly with or without makeup, IMO. That nose! Those roots!

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I think she looks good 'Sans Farts'
We see too many faces plastered in make-up and photoshop. We forget that this is what we actually look like. (reaches for the concealer all the same)

She looks like Blossom.

i agree with Breakdown, she needs makeup, and what's up with her nose, time to get that fixed, also, her roots are an embarassment to Paves.

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

There's an article on Celebitchy about Natalie Portman saying Hollywood can be cruel. Boo hoo - keep counting your money, cry baby.

Jessica-def better w/out her make-up gun set to "whore."

Betty White-love the way she puts emphasis on the "H" in "White." Kills me every time. Rock on Golden Girl!

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

She looks significantly younger without the makeup, and quite frankly stands out from the crowd better. A little evening out of the tone and she'd be gorgeous (and look 10 years younger).

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i agree about her looking better without that crap, or atleast very little of it.
she looks better makeup-less than most celebwhores, thats for sure.

Now that's RDJ I know and love. THe RDJ who loves the boys.

TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.

No.

Jess needs to ADD makeup

and obvıously someone slapped her for not wearıng any ın thıs photo.

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You know, she actually looks younger and cuter when she's had all the whorepaint and hairspray stripped off.

Noah Cyrus = instant fail. That kid is fricking creepy, and you know her pedoparents are gonna buy her boob implants in a year or two.

Damn. Jessica needs to go without the ho makeup, she's really cute when not made up like a Hooters hostess.