Hot Slut Of The Week: Snooki
Birthday: 1988ish
Age: 21
Birth Name: Nicole Polizzi
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 18, 2009
Claim to Fame: Snickerdoodles (or Snackwells as my mom calls her) stumbled onto MTV's Jersey Shore from the Willy Wonka Factory to charm all of us with her delectable backfat and hypnotizing skankrobatics. Snooki had me at the first Jager shot.
Where is she now? Snooki is on the road to becoming the most famous munchkin on the stroll! I mean, Snooki's rental fee is $2,000 + transportation (aka 1 ticket on the Chinatown bus and a McDonald's coupon book). I should sell a few of my organs, so that I can get her to host the Dlisted Meat & Booze Party at the parking lot of the In 'N Out in La Habra, CA.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because 64% of you voted her through. Democracy is working!
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"skankrobatics" LOL!!!
Snooki looks like a neighbor of mine. This is not a compliment.
That girl is fugly.
@ MuffinAmy Girl if your poop is that shade of brown, then you have a bit of an iron deficiency. . :-D.
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early to bed- we gotta get laid
i voted for her. i'm a little jealous of her acrobatic skills - and the nonchalance she puts into flashing her underwear - so she's the hot slut of the week for me - doesn't matter if i like or hate her ;)
i never say thing like this, but isn't this chick BUTT UGLY? why does she even make blogs, she's uglier than that train wreck tila.
being a fame whore does not make you a hot slut.
I think the sucker punch to her face got her the win.
so who the hell voted for her if everyone on this thread is hating?!? (ok, most)
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*gives all the bitches who voted for her the side-eye*
We're never getting rid of her ass on this site now!
i wanna hate on these douchebags but i can't. would you turn down an offer from Mtv?
haha no waaay this bitch is 21. she goes to the tanning bed waaay too much. sighh i only hope the mayan calendar prediction for 2012 comes through and all these assholes who get fame for nothing are in california together when it falls into the fucking ocean drowning them in one massive choking wave of water. on that day i will declare it a national holiday for the new world
Italian my ass.....That bitch is blacker than me, Vijay Singh & Wesley Snipes!
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For SHAME all d-listers who voted for......this.
So the price for a low class callgirl is now called an "appearance fee"? Whatever.
She reminds me of the character Annette in Saturday Night Fever; a cheap ho in dire need of attention.
fuck that...if she can take a punch like the one she did she could be the slut of the year.
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I can't hate on the girl she's fabulous in her own way!.
So thıs ıs the look of the burgeonıng young slut these days?
They aspıre to look lıke Bratz dolls come to lıfe?!
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Her skin looks nasty. She looks like a chimpmunk with those jacked up teeth.
Bah. Snooki is no Hot Slut. She cries about her mommy too much. Hot Sluts do not cry about mommy.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Snookie is the most bootyful woman in all of Poughkeepsie! Ya'll better show respect
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Excuse me Spice Dong, but your ass was WAY hairier...what gives??? anyhow, she scares me...no lips and orange skin...I can already see the old lady in her...and 21 looks real REAL old these days...too much hard living...
I'm so glad Mrs. Hanky could join us for Xmas this year. I wonder if she'll sing us a little song...
Her skin will only get worse as she gets older.
Why is she so orange brown? Is she naturally dark and then puts tanner on top?!?! This is really bugging me out.
she looks like a turd
with bits of corn
Too bad that teacher didnt punch her hard enough to knock those busted looking teeth out of her mouth. HE should have been hot slut.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
man she's hideous
and her belly looks 4-5 months pregnant
This girls voice is like nails on the chalk board to me! What an annoying child. And that fake accent is ridiculous.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
That clip of her getting clocked is about the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I hate her and everybody who voted for her.
*reports self*
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TEAM SNOOKIE!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
She is a beast. I went to high school with a girl who looks just like a skinny version of her, and for some reason she thought she was the shit too. Baffling.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Delectable? *blush*
she is like a car wreck...messy and busted in all sorts of ways but one can't look away.
Stupid how MTV put black on the scene of her getting punched after playing the trailer of said scene over and over for weeks!
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"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Submitted by TheJackson4 on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:42pm.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because...you voted her through. Democracy is working!
W said the same thing.
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good point.
oh and you all suck!!
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This girl is so butt. She looks like she needs drug rehab for her excessive daquiri and xanax addiction!
Although I am sad that the Turkish drag queen didn't make it through, I do love Jersey Shore, so it's ok. That picture is hella scary, though. As my mama would say, "Girl, you need to put on some lips!" And that is only the beginning...
"I'm gonna take him home and I'm gonna get my fix."
Why is she so orange? She looks like a freak and her butt drags the ground when she walks...
Good Lord, I went to HS at the "Jersey Shore" in the early to mid-nineties and the girls were rocking the oompa-loompah look. I don't know Snookie or why she does her hair like Elvira, but she looks unintentionally hilarious. And I found a YouTube video of guidos set to "Seaside Tony" (song from Jersey band, I think it was a local hit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdAeM_4UG_M
All the fucking fools on "Jersey Shore" are from NEW YORK, not Jersey. There goes New York dumping their trash in the Garden State again. Jersey should "Snooki Punch" New York and MTV for this crap.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Weird teeth. Black (?) gums? Bad skin.
Horrible personality.
But - she's famous and I'm not!!
i so wanna go to that party
She deserves her title. She got knocked the hell out a club, dusted herself off, and continues to act the fool at clubs across America.
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I voted for the chick who was Canada's worst driver. I can't stand this ho -- she gives humans a bad name.
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This chick is GROSS! I voted for the transvestite.
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ompaaa Lumppas revenge
I didnt vote cos they were all not worth it this week.....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I LOVE SNOOKI!!!
I hear she is going to make an appearence at a club here in NY near me tomorrow!!!! I am honestly considering going to take a picture!!!!!
I want punch her in face and call her Garfield cuz she is orange and luvs lasagna!***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Great Hot Slut of the Week. And thank fuck its not an animal. Its an orange goddess!!