Open Post: Hosted By Kevin & Danielle Jonas
After getting married on Saturday, Kevin Jonas and that Danielle chick went off to Mexico to commence with the non-stop fornication! Or in Danielle's case, to commence with the non-stop texting!
If you have never done sex before and God finally gives you the OK by winking at you during your wedding ceremony, shouldn't you take all them panties off and fuck until your genitals cry for mercy?
To be fair, maybe these two are just taking a break. Although, Danielle could at least pretend like she cares. Gold digging is a full time job.
Danielle, tell Tiger Woods you'll text him after the honeymoon and put that shit down. A Jonas prostate needs massaging!