Tuesday, December 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Kevin & Danielle Jonas
After getting married on Saturday, Kevin Jonas and that Danielle chick went off to Mexico to commence with the non-stop fornication! Or in Danielle's case, to commence with the non-stop texting!
If you have never done sex before and God finally gives you the OK by winking at you during your wedding ceremony, shouldn't you take all them panties off and fuck until your genitals cry for mercy?
To be fair, maybe these two are just taking a break. Although, Danielle could at least pretend like she cares. Gold digging is a full time job.
Danielle, tell Tiger Woods you'll text him after the honeymoon and put that shit down. A Jonas prostate needs massaging!
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* Hands EM a VT *
No need to bat your lashes, I play for the same team...Dont let the name fool you.
@NaNoop
You know, they also make "Beefamato" which I BELIEVE is tomato juice with beef broth.....
Ick. Nast. Clamato is bad enough - but Beefamato? No. Just. No. Just the sound of it conjures up the sickening image of how a festering clit blister would taste.
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:53pm.
BTW.... who invented Clamato and who the fuck would drink it?
You know, they also make "Beefamato" which I BELIEVE is tomato juice with beef broth.....
Good question....
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
BTW.... who invented Clamato and who the fuck would drink it?
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Mars is in retrograde until February or something like that...
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:21pm.
When is this happening...the full moon eclipse?
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Sorry, was handling a personal drama that's escalating. FML.
DECEMBER 31. Effects are already being felt.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
I'm a transplant from Bklyn, New Yawk..yes my parents made a few shitty choices when they chose where to live...
*sigh*
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
LOL, JJ. May I have a VT, too?
*bats eyelashes at JJ*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Who hoo, Iam sneaking off for a quick Voddy Tonny.
Not Jersey shore!
I kid
@ Kitty...I am from Kinnelon, went to HS in Wayne.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 6:32pm.
I'm in Harrison, NJ
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Where in Joisy, Kitty?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
When is this happening...the full moon eclipse?
Thank you, S&F. In the last 2 years, I've bought people in my family 2 laptops, 2 desktops and trips everywhere...what do I get for Christmas? Sneakers and a drunk sister bitching at everyone. Falalalala la la la la...
*cracks beer*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Ahhhh it's a balmy 30 degrees here in Joisey....
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
guys, all of these "endings" are part of the full moon lunar eclipse. divorces, deaths, break-ups...
be careful out there ppl! XOXOXO
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:13pm.
S&F, I blame myself for being too nice. Not doing it this year. Only splurge was a little Coach purse for my niece.
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THAT IS VERY NICE OF YOU.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Same here lil...
@justjack and lil_ras:
I would flip the both of you off, but I refuse to remove my mittens. HA!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Holy crap, batman!
Jack-in-the-Hat - if you're still here, LAWYER-UP STAT, man!! Don't make a move without consulting a reputable atty!! You need to make sure your taxes don't get effed up, you keep custody of the kids, and BEWARE THE UNKNOWNS that this woman will bring to your doorstep. Please, Jack. Listen to us!
S&F, I blame myself for being too nice. Not doing it this year. Only splurge was a little Coach purse for my niece.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 8:09pm.
RIGHT BEFORE XMAS????????
AND YEAH FUCK BUYING GIFTS
NO ONE EXPECTS SHIT FROM ME BECAUSE I'M POOR BUT FUCK ME IF I'M GONNA SPEND $60-$80 ON MY LITTLE BROTHER WHO GETS WHATEVER HE WANTS THE REST OF THE YEAR.
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It's okay, sucky, what would a child do with all that porn anyways? ;)
Hahahahahaaaa!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
RIGHT BEFORE XMAS????????
AND YEAH FUCK BUYING GIFTS
NO ONE EXPECTS SHIT FROM ME BECAUSE I'M POOR BUT FUCK ME IF I'M GONNA SPEND $60-$80 ON MY LITTLE BROTHER WHO GETS WHATEVER HE WANTS THE REST OF THE YEAR.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@ JustJack
Hahaha, I know! I live in subtropics, so here whenever it's 70 degrees all the locals are bundling in jackets and walk around shivering, and all those Canadian and German tourists walk around in shorts and swim in the ocean. So funny!
*evil grin*
@urmomma & kokoskitten - I am with both of you. I am so tired of everyone "expecting" nice gifts(because I am too nice). I thought about fucking w/my sister this year and buying her a cheap ass gift and being done w/it.
*reports self for being a bitch*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/22/2009 -
I love that someone else can bitch about being cold in 70 degree weather, I live in Hawaii and 70 is freaking cold!!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 7:39pm.
what a shitty time of year this is...
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Oh, koko, I am with ya...I do have my tree up because I have kids. BUT BUT BUT! I am tired of Walmart and everyone else telling me and my kids that Christmas is about what you can buy.
Fuck that shit. It's enough to put the sweetest in a foul mood. It should be about family, the ones you enjoy and nuttin' else.
*gets off soap box*
((hugs to you, dear))
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Whoever brought up donnie darko damn you, I had to watch it again
Even after reading what the hell it all meant I still dont get the fucking movie. Words are better. Fuck this movie. Fuck it to hell.
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what a shitty time of year this is...this is why i haven't gotten a tree, sent cards, bought more than a couple presents in the past few years. there is sooo much pressure and expectaion and everyone is unhappy and hates there relatives. why build it up ? i'd rather just chill and spend my non-existent money without the pressure, i just woke up from a nap--guess i am crabby.
@ ESE
I live just south of your Clearwater, but I'm freezing also. I'm drinking steaming Swiss Miss hot chocolate trying to warm up my insides. I'm all bundled up in layers. It's like only 70 degrees outside. Brrrrr.... :-(
i know i live in Florida and all, but.. i just got back home and the place is fuckin' freezing!... i'm gonna go light the kitchen on fire... be back later!
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"Rome was not built in a day
Opposition will come your way
But the harder the battle, you see
Is the sweeter the victory"
*feels for Jack and hands tissues*
Seriously? This time of year? NOT NICE
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Oh geez, sorry Jack. :(
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Seriously, if I could have one free punch, and not get in trouble or lose my job, I would do it!
*looks for Confession time*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I CAN'T KEEP UP
M.E. IS VOMITING (AGAIN) AND JACK HAS DIVORCE PAPERS
JACK I'M SO SORRY :(
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Well, like ESE said, are there any witnesses.
* hands EM a shank *
Yes! Otherwise, I would let him live, JJ! Lying, pompous, egotistical asshole. Those are his good points!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Does he/she deserve it?
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 6:32pm.
Hello? Question: Would it be appropriate to choke out my boss 3 days before Christmas or should I wait until the new year?
*pondering*
depends... anybody there to witness?
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"Rome was not built in a day
Opposition will come your way
But the harder the battle, you see
Is the sweeter the victory"
Shit...Is it crazy married people day? My friends hubby is asking her to take a lie detector test for cheating.
Hello? Question: Would it be appropriate to choke out my boss 3 days before Christmas or should I wait until the new year?
*pondering*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Marvin on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 1:59pm.
Ok but why talk about something some people won't understand, why not talk about it somewhere else? How come I am a cockroach for asking questions?
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I suspect your motivation behind asking might be why?
wattup bitches and BITCHES!
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Jacko I have a mouth full of novacaine right now!!!!!
Stick it in pal!!!!!!!
Wubs U!!!
*drools out of side of
mouth*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lol what if i feeeeeel 28? lil bit - i know what you are saying... we have a college fund for the kiddos that she can't touch. i do have her wedding ring, with papers, etc. that i payed 10k for... prolly can get about 6 for it... that'll work for a start. juts hope it sells IN THIS ECONOMY!!! ok ok ok i gotta git. talk to yall in a bit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Jazz, Jack,
And friendly womenz.
But you haven't booked my flight MoFo's!
Am better than Chang Beer, cheap pedi's and tatts.
Really!? Ok, not really but man I do love that country.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:21pm.
...Imma go get my daughter at her moms and spend the evening with her... she is the one person that can always make me smile no matter what...
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Kids are great for that!
@ Jack
Okay, fine, let her have the furniture and the material stuff, but not the financial assets and $80.000 equity $$$.
Jack, you'll need that money to put your kids through college.
Don't give her the $$$. Jack, don't!!! Jack, you're 38, not 28, you've worked hard your whole life to put aside a little $$$, whatever she didn't gamble away.