Tuesday, December 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Kevin & Danielle Jonas
After getting married on Saturday, Kevin Jonas and that Danielle chick went off to Mexico to commence with the non-stop fornication! Or in Danielle's case, to commence with the non-stop texting!
If you have never done sex before and God finally gives you the OK by winking at you during your wedding ceremony, shouldn't you take all them panties off and fuck until your genitals cry for mercy?
To be fair, maybe these two are just taking a break. Although, Danielle could at least pretend like she cares. Gold digging is a full time job.
Danielle, tell Tiger Woods you'll text him after the honeymoon and put that shit down. A Jonas prostate needs massaging!
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I would like to take another "fucking" getaway. Just me and my man doing the nasty for a few days like this Jonas kid.
Have to make sure I'm not ovulating thou.
Fucking Getaway turned into an Emergency C-Section seven months later.
Have to be careful this time!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:46pm.
*dancing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4SWhp_OPE
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Hi, ESE.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:43pm.
I never ever thought i'd ever wank watching a Christine Ricci film.
Last night i saw ' Black Snake Moan ' yep, i did it....several times. :o(
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LMAO I haven't seen that movie- what was wankable in it??
Coon ass food? Mmmmm, cracklin' on white bread. Yum yum.
Farrah, you be correct. They did do it, but it actually dates back to the early 1950's. Four Lads or Four Aces or one of them vocal groups.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Migraine Sally/M.E.:
Hush you mouf!
You have not lıved untıl you've had ıt!
Mmm, jambalaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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falala
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:51pm.
El B
*blushing*
Thank you sweetheart.
Thats ok. At least you had the courage to post a real pic!
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by Marvin on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:19pm.
If someone mentions that they got arrested isn't it natural to want to know all the details?
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Why don't you go hang out with Fuckstick.
Lil' bitches.
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Yeah. The snark after M.E. left was TOTAL FUCKTARDIA.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35329?page=3
Submitted by Marvin on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 8:02pm.
Everyday I read here and everyday I see ME posting that she is hungover, took too many pills, cant remeber the night before, that her husband is pissed off at her, that she is stopping by the likker store tonight, all said in her own words. She is posting this stuff so obviously she wants everyone to know about it. Whats wrong with people telling her she needs to get help? Instead everyone says yeah you go ME get drunk and fucked up its cool girl. Rock on. To me personally she has some problems she needs help with.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 8:16pm.
Marvin: ditto
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:51pm.
I would push my mama down a flıght of staırs Showgırls-style for some soul food!
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Triston, you come visit me here and I will take you to Baby Kays Cajun Kitchen, LoLo's Chicken & Waffles and Stacy's Smokehouse.
All Southern and soul food and all FABULOUS!!!!!
Migraine, I don't think I've ever had real, authentic Cay-jun fud.
It's espicey right? I'm sure I'd prolly like it. Need to see if there is a cay-jun place around here.
All I ever see are taqueria's and chinese restaurants on every farcking corner.
El B
*blushing*
Thank you sweetheart.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:47pm.
Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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IS-TAM-BUUUUUUULLLL!!!
was that from They might be Giants?
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walk for a ho!
I would push my mama down a flıght of staırs Showgırls-style for some soul food!
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Migraine Sally. Is that you in your avvy? You have nice eyes!
@Breaky, Sam was looking sexy in it! Great film.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:32pm.
Jazzy - Whoopsie!!! I just did a quick glance. Um...she's got a nice ass!
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No problem
Migraine Sally:
As long as we exchange before Black Hıstory Month all wıll be well ın the unıverse!
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Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
M.E.
I had Cay-Jun food with my BH.
Etoufee over dutty rice and some tabasco chicky wangs with hushpuppehs.
*burp*
El Bastardo:
You were wankın' to Samuel L. Jackson and we all know ıt.
Securıty!!!
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*dancing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4SWhp_OPE
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"Rome was not built in a day
Opposition will come your way
But the harder the battle, you see
Is the sweeter the victory"
El Bastardo:
I've never seen that. The movıe box always threw me off but I heard ıt was good.
I stıll love her most ın 'The Opposıte of Sex'
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Momus - yes, I took this picture last week.
I have a new face shot from this weekend, but can't seem to upload it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:41pm.
Migraine Sally!!
I'm ın Istanbul, I have not sent any cards so please don't slap a heaux!
I've been a nomad-ısh slut the past two weeks!
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I would'nt slap you because I know you'd like it, nastay heaux!
I never got your card into the mail either sweetie, so we are even :)
Mıgraıne SAlly mıssed alot.
Let's see.
Fuckın on meds.
Drınkıng on meds
Fuckıng your future boss.
Buyıng 'scrıpts over the counter
Fırıng trıcks
'Avatar' whıle hıgh
I could go on and on...
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I never ever thought i'd ever wank watching a Christine Ricci film.
Last night i saw ' Black Snake Moan ' yep, i did it....several times. :o(
I like this Jonas Bros. song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JUvbJekM88
*furiously copying breakdowns risque photos to everyone's facebook*
*tosses Migrane some Soft N Dry*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Could someone come into CT and drag Sluttsville out? Shes ruining my good name! NOW!
*pets all the kitties*
*cracks open beer and leaves to go pick up more shit from queen "B" with a bad itch* lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:40pm.
Is your avie the latest pic of your Mastiff?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Migraine Sally!!
I'm ın Istanbul, I have not sent any cards so please don't slap a heaux!
I've been a nomad-ısh slut the past two weeks!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:39pm.
*lifts up arm, smells pit*
Nope, I smell OK.
Someone talk to me!!!!
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Hi, M.S. What's shakin'?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Thugs getting shot in the head are a regularity 'round my parts so.....
*pokes brainz*
hopıece!
You were supposed to save those for when I run for Prez-O-dent!!
Now what do we have left?!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:35pm.
damn you, SnowHo!! i wanna see the sexy too!! you can't stop the sexy, those pictures will find a way to free themselves from your selfish claws!
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walk for a ho!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:28pm.
*fucking cats, making me sneeze and taking all the good seats*
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Perfectly normal kitteh behavior.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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MIGRAINE!!!!!!!!!
*shakes tits*
What was for lunch??
Iz got left over chicken parm.
*lifts up arm, smells pit*
Nope, I smell OK.
Someone talk to me!!!!
ass monkey: i think maybe it's your face....
so, was this in VA? Farrah did ask you
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Do I have to get arrested around here?
This little thug got shot in the HEAD in a MALL.
Um, this pussy isn't being pat?!?!? WTF!?
breakdown?!?!?! I was supposed to keep those private?!?!?!
I just sold them to Turkish Playgirl for 10 times what Levi NoJohnson got!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Marvin on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:19pm.
If someone mentions that they got arrested isn't it natural to want to know all the details?
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Why don't you go hang out with Fuckstick.
Lil' bitches.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Hey Skeezers! I'm back from lunch. Someone catch a trflin' hor up.
Farrah:
That looks lıke Debbıe Harry, cartoonızed!
I am glad I took down those nude pıcs.
hopıece has those!!!
Securıty!!!
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What kitty?!
Jazzy - Whoopsie!!! I just did a quick glance. Um...she's got a nice ass!