Two People You Don't Care About Broke Up
It's the week of spiked egg nog, sad checking accounts and shoot outs over the last Zu Zu Pet (just give it to Richard Gere), so gossip is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum shot. So put on your "pretend to care" face when reading about these two assholes from The Hills breaking up. Or just skip this shit and ransack your office supply room for last-minute Christmas gifts.
UsWeekly reports that Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have ended their fairytale romance after 15 months together. Jayde wrote on her Twitter the other day: "'Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go.....' I never really understood that quote until now."
A source said that Brody told Jayde that he needed to spend sometime by himself. Brody has apparently gone to Australia for a little soul-searching. More like a little hole-searching.
The truth is, Brody made the decision after his optometrist updated his contacts prescription and took a good look at Jayde Nicole's face. THAT FACE. A face like that only belongs on a villain who is trying to take over Gotham City. Such a young bitch, and she's already on step 6 of 10 to becoming a Wildenstein. Bitch is taking the carpool lane.
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HHMM they are both so bleh. She looks like she is made out of plastic. And Brody is cross eyed.
He is so cute. The way his eyes kinda point inwards melts my heart instead of grossing me out for some weird reason.
MK: you are the Proust of our times! I rarely comment, but really -- "A face like that only belongs on a villain who is trying to take over Gotham City." That should be in Bartlett's Book of Quotations wayyyy above Parasite Hilton. BRAVA! And Felice Navidad!
Jayde Nicole? Hahahaha, the name is as fake as the rest of her!
Sounds like a stripper.
As plastic as his ass is, I'd still hit that out of the park
FINALLY! Brody is done with wonky or as I like to call her URSULA from the Little Mermaid, hehe.
jeeze.. is it possible for two people to look MORE like mannequins ??
What a shame, these two freaks look like they deserve each other. Both hideous plastic surgery victims, both asshole morons. True love waits......
"'Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go.....' I never really understood that quote until now." -- Really? REALLY?!. We've got the lost Brontë sister over here!
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She doesn't even have a nice personality...so she's screwed.
WTF kinda name is Jayde? Barf-o-riffic.
Megan Fox-wannabe.
putas:
No fuckıng where you work!
even ıf your work ıs fuckın'!
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Submitted by muffintops on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:23pm.
both their faces are all sorts of wack. her eyes are like if you took his eyes and rotated them a full 180 and pushed them really far to the sides. same potato head dooshbag template - they belong together!
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hahaha!!! at least together their offspring would stand a normal eye chance!
this should be tagged, the dangers of aggressive eye-brow waxing!
@ The breakdown - LOL. GOOD LUCK TOMORROW!!! Keep us posted and hope you get it (and um, her...before you are hired)
And this girl is so young.. .why the weird surgery already? Anyone have before pics?? I cannot stop looking at her.. those eyes are pulled so far up.. WTF??!?!?
And Brody will always be alone.. he just looks like such a fucking frat boy douche
Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 2:03pm.
She looks like a busted blow-up sex doll. Which is probably what attracted him to her in the first place. Blah. Nast.
ITA!
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
both their faces are all sorts of wack. her eyes are like if you took his eyes and rotated them a full 180 and pushed them really far to the sides. same potato head dooshbag template - they belong together!
She looks like a busted blow-up sex doll. Which is probably what attracted him to her in the first place. Blah. Nast.
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Shiitake happens...
The headline on this one is too tru I don't even know who these bitches are, lol.
She has Barbie face and a porn star name.
Ive just figured out what her face reminds me of-its one of the children in that horror movie Village of the Damned!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
no idea who these 2 people are...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
hole searching's more like it
This guy is the BIGGEST douchebag, cannot stand him. Totally milks his last name to the core. I have no idea why he thinks he is a celeb.
She looks like Demi Moore might if she found her plastic surgeon in a mini mall instead of the one she has now, and Demi has at least 20 years on this bitch.
Wow, Joe Francis musta hit her harder than we thought...
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Christmas Is All Around
I feel like Brodys got the most beautifull face of all tv shows!
He could be the worst douche ever, but that lovely factions makes me forgive him.
I iz love ze douche, ok? !!!!
*** why there's almost nothing about SULKA on the interwebs??? ***
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:59am.
Wow the days are turning into a suckfest. People jacking off on others lives. See you guys tonight.
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It's the holidays.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:53am.
What did I say that was so mean!?
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Now, dear, I did not say you were "mean".
I simply asked you to stop. In fact, I said "please"...twice.
Today is a new day. Let it be a new day.
Please.
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Ummmm....I dropped it but you are the one who keeps going and going. TRUTH!
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MUST have Open Post!
I have a job ıntervıew tomorrow and I have seen y ıntervıewer and I would not mınd a lıttle 'Dısclosure' actıon to occur.
Technıcally ıt ıs not fuckıng ın the workplace because I am not on payroll yet!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
RAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL glad to see you, you dirty dirty man!
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:58am.
How the hell do you even get a face like that at 20? Not just botox? That's a serious facelift this zombie has had. I too have to admit I have watched the Hills and my God this girl was a well scripted walkover. Because no one seriously thinks that show is anywhere near real right?
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it's not real?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ezxuszemoi but when is open post cos ive ad a few and avent been able for a while and im dying to get onsome tinterweb shit?? sorry I kows im off topik but itz xmas and Im bored???? Plus the booze wil ware off soon ....
LOBE YOU
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
RAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL glad to see you, you dirty dirty man!
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:53am.
What did I say that was so mean!?
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Now, dear, I did not say you were "mean".
I simply asked you to stop. In fact, I said "please"...twice.
Today is a new day. Let it be a new day.
Please.
OT: see my wonderfully witty and slightly disturbing comment below.... :)
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:55am.
I set something free for you... it's in the handicap stall. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I didn't know you could fall in love with a synthetic
Real doll in the flesh.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Wow the days are turning into a suckfest. People jacking off on others lives. See you guys tonight.
How the hell do you even get a face like that at 20? Not just botox? That's a serious facelift this zombie has had. I too have to admit I have watched the Hills and my God this girl was a well scripted walkover. Because no one seriously thinks that show is anywhere near real right?
The City is basically the same but with the constantly whiney Whitney going: Heyhowarrrryoowwww?
So addictive when you are at home ill and there is nothing else on.
Sometimes when you truly love your dick, you must unzip your pants and set it free.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:49am.
OK she serıously looks lıke an extra from the 'Dark Crystal' set!
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That observation is SPOT ON. LMAO!!!!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Her face makes me wonder if I put a bootprint on it, if it will stay there. Now I really want to try it!!
OMG CAN YOU STOP TAKLING ABOUT HER WHEN SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE ???
except for Sucky, cause that was funny.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
If someone can prove that I was mean, then fine! She was the one who was scared to go home and then silence today. I hope she's ok and got her Paxil refill.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 11:54am.
OFF TOPIC
STFU!
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Sometimes when you truly love some cum, you must set it free from your penis.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
A blowup doll looks more real than thıs plastıc-y hot ass mess!
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They look like brother and sister.
OFF TOPIC
STFU!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown