Who Is The Hot Slut Of The Week?
I really can't choose a Hot Slut of the Week this week. It's impossible. It's like that last scene in The Good Son where the mom has to choose between the evil Macaulay Culkin or the angel Elijah Wood. What a hard decision. I mean, Elijah is made out of sugary rainbows and everything, but Macaulay's character made things interesting. And if Macaulay's character lived, there would be a sequel, which meant that the mom would get another paycheck. Decisions, decisions.
This is like that, so I'm asking you hos to choose, because you always know what's best after two shots of Andre. Here's your choices:
Tami Roman: MTV's First Lady of Crazy and the poet who came up with "It wasn't not funny!"
Bülent Ersoy: Turkey's official tranny beauty!
RAED (pronounced: RAID): The tone-deaf rap legend from Melbourne!
Maxx Factor: Avon ladies with voices!
Patrick McDonald: Reality star and eyebrow aficionado!
Snooki from Jersey Shore: Needs no introduction!
Angelina Marcantognini: Canada's worst driver!
This is a one-night thing, so the winning slut will be announced tomorrow. Voting is in the sidebar to the right ------->
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 12/22/2009 - 5:13am.
bülent you boring bitch you failed me yet again
first time was when I watched this video and realized that you were not really a man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjvzdOk7js
(this is pre-op Bülent)
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Actually, I think that he was pretty hot as a man too. He/she and RuPaul should get together and get married and have a baby friend or something - they would make a cute family :)
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Maxx Factor!
Sarah W. Indy IN
bülent you boring bitch you failed me yet again
first time was when I watched this video and realized that you were not really a man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjvzdOk7js
(this is pre-op Bülent)
Tammi K! I still loved that you dug her out of obscurity!
I predict it's going to come down to snookie, maru, stains and maybe the gossie.
3 animals and a hairdon't.
that's about right eh?
MARU!!!!!
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Michael K, go with your heart... you know Tami deserves it!
Ugh! of course that bag of excrement is winning why did i even bother. It was tough because each one sucks more than the next. my vote went to the tranny...
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When are we voting for Slut of the year MK ??
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Patrick McDonald was robbed!
His eyebrows will arch in horror when he hears of this. You have been warned! FEAR THE ARCH!!
if i can't vote for snookies bump-it i guess i'll have to say snoooooookkiieee herself!
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IV thanks for the link! beauty!
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I'm going to have to go with Snooki for getting sucker punched.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
TEAM SNOOMPA LOOMPA!!!
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HAHAHAHA! A man plays Snooki on SNL Weekend Update:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uv2_ZFzrtY
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 8:38pm.
What? No animal to vote on? Dang, I feel lost without one!
Snookie's not getting my click, bitches! *runs away with mouse*
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Agreed. I voted for the Turkish Tranny. Snooki is just a disgrace to womanhood and humanity. Dumbass doesn't even realize Guido is an insult.
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Santa said "Look, in the snow
A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
What? No animal to vote on? Dang, I feel lost without one!
Snookie's not getting my click, bitches! *runs away with mouse*
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
None of them. No vote.
SNOOOOKEHHHH
Is this even a question?
I'm with stake_ re: Snooki. Bitch took a hard punch to the face yet still made the rounds of talk shows to talk about it and stretch her 15 minutes into at least 17.
That's hot slut material, right there. Plus, she happily gives us all so much material with which to assassinate her "character". She's the gift that keeps on giving.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
I want a list of names of every last single one of you who voted for Snookie, shame on you all!
FOR SHAME!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Meh, Orange smurf is annoying as fuck.
Team Turkish Tranny!
I gotta tell ya,
the line "it wasnt not funny" was like a damn broken record in my vocab for like 10 years and I forgot about it recently.
it is SO weird you have that here again this week.
thanks for the memories!!!
Eh, couldn't decide so I gave it to Snookers. Bitch deserves something for getting knocked the fuck out.
I demand an immediate investigation!! Why was Tiger Woods not nominated? Clearly THE SLUT of the YEAR (i mean that in a good way!)
It's so hard to pick out hot slut with no animals. Snooki fuck no. I don't wanna give the orange beach ball any more attention.
dur. snooki.
Finally Snooki is winning and Dlisted isn't voting for some boring-ass contestant.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
I voted for the Turkish tranny. Fuck that bitch Snooki.
I voted for snookie cause she is sweeping the nation
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Snooki FTW!!
Eyebrow dude is just plain creepy
Bulent is stunning!! Snooki, not so much, but I'm pretty sure that either of them would cut me if I voted for the other or for any of the other b!tches, so I'm sitting this 'election' out :P
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Vote for the trannylicious Bülent.
Here she is farting away during a live Popstars show. She farts then gets angry at those who acknowledge the fart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isWay0V4WjU
If Bülent is not a hot slut I don't know who is
It HAS to be Snookie! She is like our mascot!
*Makes WWSD bracelets*
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 4:19pm.
Hmmm, turkish tranny or Patrick eyebrows.
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I HAD THE SAME! PROBLEM! Went w/ TT due to the youtube singing vids. They were delicious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oupbh80nZ8E
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SNOOKI SNOOKI SNOOKI!!!!
She and The Situation are the best things to happen to TV comedy in aaaaages.
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~cheetos & frapp~
Hmmm, turkish tranny or Patrick eyebrows.
SNOOK... lukewarm slut on her way to being a hot slut for sure.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 4:08pm.
I think the Turk's saussage is long gone dude.
Don't vote for Snookie you fuckers!!!!!!
I can't stand that oompa loompa hag.
Snookie, obviously, but I would have chosen Tami if the field was less crowded!
Snideychick sez:
None of the above. They're sluts, yes, but NONE OF THEM IS HOT!!!
SNOOKIIIIIIIII
Coma Caca!!
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is this even a contest? hello snooki for the win!
I voted for the Turk because I dream of a Turk putting his sausage in my butt.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
SNOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! for the win!!
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