Ivana Trump Officially Dumped Her Fourth Husband
Ivana Trump split from her fourth husband Rossano Rubicondi (pronounced: Just Hittin' That Prune Poon For the Cash) last year, but she barely filed for divorce from him yesterday in NYC. Ivana and Rossano dated for six years before making it legal in 2008. They quit each other a few months later after Rossano was caught licking on a vagina not belonging to Ivana while he filmed Celebrity Survivor in Italy. Although, Ivana claims that distance killed the marriage, not another snatch.
Ivana said this shit to Page Six: "Rossano has been living and working in Italy for most of the last two years. Given my extensive business interests around the globe, it has become increasingly difficult for us to find time together . . . With sadness . . . I say it is time to move on . . . I wish Rossano well!"
Extensive business interests around the globe?!!!! File that one away for use at a later date. Seriously, the next time you want to send your full-time fuck partner to the recycle bin, just tell them that it's not going to work out "given your extensive business interests around the globe." Basically, that just means you want to sample different kinds of international peen before settling down with just one.
And put on your slickers, because Peta is going to flour bomb that picture in 3..2..
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Good for her for having young boyfriends.
This woman is an idiot. She is like what 60 and he is 38. LOL! Of course he just wanted the cash.
I love midlife crisis men.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/20/2009 - 3:32am.
We had peacocks on my campus when I was in school, and their feathers were always everywhere.
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Where I grew up, there was a peacock farm close by. Same thing, feathers everywhere all the time.
Later whores. I'm gonna go see how many Busch Gardens rides it takes to make my friend Matt hurl. *evil smile* He's more hungover than I am.
Good for Ivana!
She is rich, good looking, and famous. Let her be like all those mid-life crisis men, dating 19 year-olds when they are 59.
Her taste in clothing is terrible. But she is very smart and a great business woman.
And her kids did turn out well, despite the Donald.
We had peacocks on my campus when I was in school, and their feathers were always everywhere.
But Ivanke definitely trapped a small herd to make this dress.
And let's not even mention the dead animal serums moisturizing her face.
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I think you can pluck a peacock feather without killing the bird.
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This is very true. I use to step on their tales as a kid to get the feathers. The male peacocks were quite angry with me.
Husband number 4? All I remember is Donald Trump. Who were the other 2?
FTA: " Given my extensive business interests around the globe."
Translation. It's time for me to find another sugar daddy to fuck over due to the fact I've sucked this one dry or found out he has less money than I thought.
It was reported, towards the end of their relationship, her man-whore would be too embarassed to be seen with her in her senile costumes (pic above). His other whore friends would tease him mercilessly till he would break down into a puddle of tears. So as soon as another prune pussay became available, he jumped at the opportunity and ran for his dear life along with Ivana's money.
REALLY?? no way!!!..... come on guys, you knew that was just for a show.
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Oh, Ivanka...I just don't understand. You always pick the good ones, what goes wrong? I just don't understand a boy-toy using you, the very thought is SHOCKING! Can this also be filed under "your face/dress scares me"?
She's such a meemaw. Why not just settle down with some old coot who doesn't need your money?
RE the "shop" link: It's Cafe Press. MK uploaded his graphics and they supply the stuff. It is good stuff though. I have lots of hoodies and sweatshirts with different logos from clubs I belong to.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Zsa Zsa Gabor married nine fuckin' times. Ivana Humpalot isn't done yet!!
Ivana Hump Ivana Trump but only for the settlement...
I'm like a camel....I can go a long way on a coupla
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Hopefully Ivana Trump will have better luck if she finds husband no.5.
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Somewhere there's a Cock missing all his Pea. And wtf is the person to the left of him wearing? Is that red vinyl? At least Ivana wasn't the only one at this, er, glamorous soiree with a terrible outfit.
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She just can't replace The Donald, can she?
My ass is up to 24 inches of snow and I am still posting about this pitiful old broad. Money can't buy beauty and happiness, haven't you learned that by now Ivana?
I think you can pluck a peacock feather without killing the bird.
The feathers are pretty, but that dress is awful.
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Oooh her dress is making me so itchy!
The bad luck from those ostritch feathers doomed her marriage.
Oh please!!! This guy checked out on the day of the wedding. Who is she kidding?
This is going to be tigers wife in a few years.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, that "dress" is fucking hideous. Why do people with NO TASTE have money?
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A traveling bordello show
Nice little lookers
I counted three hookers
Which leads me to say: Ho Ho Ho!"
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That dress looks like it came from Phyllis Diller's garage sale.
Holy hell it's a blizzard out here!
OT: Ivanka can do whatever she wants - she's earned it.
Go on with your bad self, guurl, catch thee another young 'un!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:48pm.
@ Zomay, Centy, EvilShoe, urmomma, Anonymous101, dementa
Perfect stocking stuffer! hee hee
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Yes. I betcha Tiger finds somethin' black and hard in his stocking...
COAL! You dirty minded sluts!
LOL or a turd, either way, I hope he chokes on it.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 3:10pm.
when he gets down on Ivana's yeasty treat.
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Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
little_rascal on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:48pm.
@ Zomay, Centy, EvilShoe, urmomma, Anonymous101, dementa
Perfect stocking stuffer! hee hee
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Condoms should be handed out at every Walmart/Target entrance.
Lol.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 3:04pm.
Italian men don't like getting dumped.
Ain't that the truth...did it once and waited to see how long it would take before he burned my house down. He did say he would, but he didn't. I think his sainted mother told him it would be a sin to do that.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Never trust anyone, man or woman, who disguises themselves as a peacock. It's a red flag no matter how you slice it.
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Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:19pm.
Is he eating a biscuit?
Looks like a dinner roll of some sort, but he's stuffing it in his mouth because he needs the practice for later that night when he gets down on Ivana's yeasty treat.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Extensive business interests around the globe?!!!!
Hookers aren't cheap no matter what part of the world you go to.
Absolutely already. Ivana's at a time in her life when she must prove that men are disposable and replaceable.
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Already?!?!
Italian men don't like getting dumped.
Did that twice. They didn't take it well...
BTW, the private yacht captain is scorching hot, about 38, and from Canada. Unfortunately, he is married to a stinkfish.
We heard from a private yacht captain that Ivana still works as an (elderly) concubine!!!!
@ Zomay, Centy, EvilShoe, urmomma, Anonymous101, dementa
Perfect stocking stuffer! hee hee
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I always like Ivana and I'm not sure why. I love that she has had the same hair style for 20 plus years.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:29pm.
LOL. Years! I think he had that on the other site too.
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NO!WAY!
Well, I appreciate you breaking it to me gently instead out right calling me a dumbass. ;)
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 12/19/2009 - 2:29pm.
LOL. Years! I think he had that on the other site too. If you call the toll-free number, Michael answers.
Kidding!
A hundred peacocks are walking around barebutted in this frigging snow, thanks to her.
And is she really surprised that he went snatch-chasing? He's married to someone who looks like his MOM.
Did y'all know that you can buy Dlisted shit???
I want a bag!!! I had no idea! How long has that shit been up there? I accidently hit the "shop" link...and BAM! I guess I always thought it was link to the advertised shit on the right.
Oh, I know I am off topic, but I betcha the mods will let it go. So, Trump it.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
I can just imagine some poor peacock walking around with no tail, all depressed because peahens don't want him anymore. Sad. :-(
I mean, this woman is a grandmother.
It's getting a little old being forced to stare down her crepey cleavage and gaze upon her batwings.
Cover up, ya cheap hag!
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Is he eating a biscuit?
Where the fuck are they? A Denny's?
And the emotion behind those eyes are a cry for help! The man's eating a dried up 'ol biscuit instead of a moist muffin...badumbumbum.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
More shocking than her latest divorce is the hideous dress she has on in that photo.
"Given my extensive business interests around the globe"
At least she gave him something classy. The dumbass I am dealing with couldn't even do that much. He's fuckin' broken and shit.
She'll find another man, doesn't she always?
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
He's too old for her. She likes her peen to be in their 20's.
Can NBC fall ANY further?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Ironically, she was able to raise three well-adjusted kids (and don't tell me it was the Donald, cuz we all know he was busy licking Marla's poon at that time).
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