Does Kourtney Kardashian Need To Pay Maury A Visit?
While Kourtney Kardashian is desperately trying to find the "sleep mode" button on her brand new baby boy, some model-type has come forward claiming that he could be her son's real biological father. Before you ask yourself who in the fuck would ever admit to that, you should know that this model/rapper goes by the stage name "Premo Stallone." Yes, a dude who gets his stage name from the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator is exactly the kind of bitch who will admit to being the father of a Kardashian baby.
Premo (real name: Michael Girgenti) tells Star Magazine that he had a down low affair with Kourtney while she was broken up with her Patrick Bateman wannabe boyfriend, Scott Dickhead. Kourtney has always claimed that Scott is the father, but one of her friends said, "Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He's definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby."
When Star asked Premo if there's a possibility that he made a baby with Kourtney, he answered, "You could say that, yeah."
Didn't Premo Stallone and Kourtney get the catchy memo from Jacqueline Ray that STDs are on the run? Not only that, but the earth is rapidly losing all of its precious resources because of all those damn BABIES! They are sucking us dry!
Come over here, Premo Stallone! Hold real still while I permanently sew up your peen hole. Don't worry, I'll give it a little kiss aftewards. Well, he's kind of hot....even if he does have the name of a cologne sold at Walgreens.
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Premom is kinda hot.
Model for what??
The before picture of Adrian Brody's first nose job?
Excuse me while I vomit.....
Does he model for the blind?
Looks like the same Douchy McDouche either way so what's the dif...
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I would be willing to bet my life savings that the unnamed Kardashian "friend" is really KLOE.
The Paris Hilton of Trenton (according to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator)
I always thought that Scott might not be baby daddy ..... just the timing of everything seemed off and she was out and about when they had broken up. Everytime I see his picture I feel like watching American Psycho.
My Jersey shore name is "Last Call"
Fucking hilarious MK.
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My Jersey Shore name came out as The Ashley Simpson of Cape May!" WTF is that supposed to mean?
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YAWN! Famewhores.
I thought the baby's father was black. I also thought she JUST announced this pregnancy a month ago...Did anyone else notice the timeline of the pregnancy was off!!!????
These bitches can turn something like this into ratings for their show...or come up with a spin-off to find out who the real father is.
My first Jersey Shore Name Generator name is W-Muscle, but if I keep clicking I get more like Orange Juice and The Deltoid lol
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This child has no chance, irregardless of who the 'rents are!
My Jersey Shore nickname is: The Operation
I love it.
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Snideychick sez:
Porn star name: Ginger Shaver
Jersey Shore name: Hot Spot
Prison name: Boy Bitch
I think I like the porn name best? Uh, yeah.....*quietly walks away*
ok....my prison name is fuck stick...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:36pm.
Hello, my name is THE PERV and I'm an alcoholic....
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Nice to meet you, Perv.
*does twelve steps in 3.2 seconds*
Hello, my name is THE PERV and I'm an alcoholic....
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Didn't she also hook up w/ one of her brothers friends while they were broken up too.... it would not surprise me if it were another dudes baby... just sayin
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My JS name is "The Vibe", wonder if that is short for vibrator...
Hope Scott is the baby daddy, now that would be funny!
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There were a few episodes of her show in Miami w/her sister Khloe where she was hooking up with guys, including one of her brother's friends. I wouldn't be surprised if there is some doubt on who the father is.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
My Jersey Shore name is Pinky Smoot. Welll, actuallly that is my porn name. childhood pet + street you lived on as a kid = porn name
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All the pets I had as a child had strangely porn-appropriate names: Kitty, Cinnamon, Onyx. That's excluding the two cats named Colby and Cheddar. That would be a little weird. Oh, there was also Porky... that one is a little too direct.
Thanks to Tiger Woods and the endless parade of skanky ho's that have come forward, famewhores have noticed how low the bar has been set and will admit to ANYTHING in order for a brief shot at celebutardy.
Having said all that, I'd still hit it.
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LMAO, I've entered my ex-husband's name and he's "A Sausage Party" !!!
ahaha, i entered Thorni's name and he got Dirtbox Demon!
and i got Liberace. Lame!
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Michael Lohan = Tiny Hiney
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Kanye West = Moustache Girl
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I just made a full sentence using my nicknames: Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End me, the FUDGE PACKER!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello make an "Appointment" with The Back End me, the FUDGE PACKER!
Nice to meet you, I'm B.F. Goodlick!!!!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Prison name is Finger Fucker...my mom will be so proud
The "Chin Painter" OMG LOL
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Tiger Woods = THE REAR QUEER
*dies*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
OMFG I entered my ex's name and he came up as "Donkey Schlong"...
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ROFL!!! stop this insanity!!!
Coma Caca!!
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Hello my name is FUDGE PACKER!
@ Green Tea Latte
You think 'The Receptacle' is bad?
Imagine how our Chirio is feeling with "The Tight End" and "FUDGE PACKER" !!! Hahahaha
OMG
Famous Anus!
I can't quit this shit!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:12pm.
OMFG my prison name is SKANK CUNT.
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Wanna join my prison gang?
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
My dad's name is Fuck Stick!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:07pm.
@ Plecostomus
I've entered my maiden name (the name I was born with) and I've got 'Sunny'!
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"Vy, hello Sunny. I'm Klaus. Von Bulow."
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Bottom-feeder.
OMFG my prison name is SKANK CUNT.
YES!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
My prison nick came up as "The Receptacle"
OMG I feel so dirty and used!
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prison name: the undertaker
lol at momma cum stain
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I used to be a rapper
Called Flava Joint
Caught huffin' on a stick
Ah got mah ass in the clink
You bet I'm sorry now
Wish it happened never
Coz now ah'm a prison bitch
And my nick is The Beaver
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:05pm.
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Only a semi? S&F, I expect at least a 3/4 out of you. :)
i'm mostly surprised korteney's baby daddy isn't some black athlete...isn't this how those kardasian girls roll?
and i'm out...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Hi Cum Stain! wahahahaha
Luv,
Fudge Packer
Coma Caca!!
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We will have to form a gang in prison: gummy, soap jockey, fudge packer and cum stain! Watch yo back, bitches! We run rough!
Edit: OT: she is more Jerry Spinger material.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
My nickname is "The Opportunity." I kinda like that.
Hahaha
This story made me laugh for some reason.
And my prison name is Skidmarks.
@ Plecostomus
I've entered my maiden name (the name I was born with) and I've got 'Sunny'!
YAY!!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:01pm.
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Hahahaha!! Backroom Baller is way better than Gummer.
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