Wednesday, December 16th 2009

The Power Of Lucite Knows No Bounds!

If an exquisite lucite heel can hold up CoCo's 8th world wonder ass, it can do fucking anything.

via CoCo's Twitter (Thanks Carolina)

Posted by: Michael K


Zelda Fitzgerald's picture

Oh, you haven't even seen the half of it ... click if you dare: http://www.cocosworld.com

z-listed's picture

Who exercises in heels!?!?!! moron

mellen's picture

Christ- She looks re - God - damn - diculous

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Submitted by gransal on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 1:09pm.
why isnt coco the queen of england yet??????
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:41pm.

Um, if you're talking about the Simpsons cartoon with Bart and Homer, when the movie came out they had a national contest to see which Springfield they were from and Vermont won. Yep. The Simpsons and Bem & Jerrys. We pretty much rule.
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Actually, it was which Springfield the movie would Premier in, not which Springfield the Simpsons were from.

Just sayin. I'm from one of the Springfield's and I remember the contest.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me
Can't sleep clowns will AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why isnt coco the queen of england yet??????

kdracofan's picture

what a beast

queequeg's picture

how is it possible to sit with those? i bet she rolls over and falls everytime she tries to sit straight

Whamo's picture

She's got a cartoon ass.

TheBreakdown's picture

That's straight up assASSination right there!

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stuckinhere's picture

All I see are 3 Pilates balls, lol.

Green Is Good's picture

There's no safe place to rest your eyes....yikes.

bo_tatoe's picture

Anybody wondering how it would even be physically possible to do this freak of nature doggystyle? You could have a 10 inch and still you would just tickle her nono-hole with the tip of it.
She needs a horse to do her. And i mean positively literally.

Bowchickawawa's picture

The power of Lucite damned right creeps me out.

Hysteria's picture

WHY?

circus sideshow

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:41pm.
Um, if you're talking about the Simpsons cartoon with Bart and Homer, when the movie came out they had a national contest to see which Springfield they were from and Vermont won.
Yep. The Simpsons and Bem & Jerrys. We pretty much rule.

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I remember that!!..... I think that show ranked right up there with Who Shot JR on Dallas. really! maybe not... anyway, tells you how fucked up the whole "entertainment" system is........ just sayin.

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LuxLuv's picture

sooo...CAN plastic surgeons really DO this now, and if so, what do they use as implants?

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Vern's picture

OH and pardon me for butting in. But I would also like to add: Good on you lil Rascal! Your sons are fine young men And they watched the Simpsons everyday.

"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."

Vern's picture

Um, if you're talking about the Simpsons cartoon with Bart and Homer, when the movie came out they had a national contest to see which Springfield they were from and Vermont won.
Yep. The Simpsons and Bem & Jerrys. We pretty much rule.

"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."

Tigerlilly's picture

CoCo now, don't pop them fake naglas...The blast from that shit could level a city...

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@ lil Rascal
I knew they were from springfield... I just didnt know they were from KY. I am schock to know this information.. I am an Idiot!

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@ Smurfy

I've known that Simpsons are from Sprihgfield KY since the very beginning because my boys watched Simpsons every single day, and I have every Simpsons comic book at home. The name of the town was always on the city sign "Springfield", and it was constantly mentioned by characters.

Zappy's picture

She is a stank. Such a nasty stank and she doesn't care. That makes it more stank. Just nasty. Gross. Stank. Her ass is so big it covers three counties.

Chirio's picture

HOLY COCONUTS!!YUCK..

Coma Caca!!
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LOVE ME SEXY
LICK ME SEXY
SUCK ME SEXY

CoconutCoochie's picture

Whaaaaaaaat!?!
Just read her "bio" and this ho is younger than me. It doesn't seem real...

And about the implants, definitely looks like she got work done ass-wise but what about the thighs? She's like 2 sizes bigger, and it all looks tight as hell.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:06pm.

@ Sucky&Fucky
@ David Letterman

These are photos of Coco before and after butt implants.
She had a great body before.
http://famousplastic.com/category/nicole-coco-austin/
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Thank you! I hate to admit it but I love ass implants.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

little_rascal's picture

@ Sucky&Fucky
@ David Letterman

These are photos of Coco before and after butt implants.
She had a great body before.
http://famousplastic.com/category/nicole-coco-austin/

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DOIN HER SQUATS ROCKIN DAT ASS. HOT HOT HOT

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

GROSS!

LuxLuv's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 4:39pm. - "This is dumb (I know) but is that her "real" ass? Or did she actually choose to look like that via surgery? Vile, either way."

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Can plastic surgeons really DO this now, and if so, I wonder what they use as implants? This is a new one on me...
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WTFFFFFFF!!

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Irene's picture

Amazing. Slap a long red wig on her and she'd be Jessica Rabbit

TexnDoc's picture

That picture screams for a soundtrack.

Vern's picture

I'm just glad Jack-in-the-hat's co workers didn't think THIS was his mom.

"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside."

Centaurious's picture

Has this bitch ever worn underwear in her entire existence?

The Beast of the Yeast!

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her world is my world:

http://cocosworld.com/

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@ Irish Fury...I was wondering the same thing. I almost had to stop watching SUV because her watching her husband "act" is like having bleach poured in your eyes.

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SpiceDong's picture

this needed to be a caption this contest photo.

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crazyinjapan's picture

That ass is so big, it needs its own Wal-Mart Supercenter. Seriously, though, she looks like a living Crumb cartoon.

ewlulu's picture

Balloon boys wildest dreams come true...a person MADE from balloons!

It's like a car wreck. You know you're supposed to look away, but you JUST CAN'T.

letinstar's picture

gawd help whoever stands behind coco should someone decide to stick a pin in her asscheeks...
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little_rascal's picture

Gross. She looks like she's taking a dump.

HoityToity's picture

Yes, KD, there are some of us who like ASSES! You could call us the ASS MASTERS! Now bow to a suerior power, bitch--the power of the ASS! I kid, I kid,--of course I didnt want you to bow--I want you to grovel at the feet of all the AZZ lovin' men in heah!

That giving birth to a doodie bubble squat is NOT an attractive stance for ANY sized ass.

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Like two big Christmas hams.

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UGH....
I have a big ass but at least mine is natural. Hers is just all sorts of gross though.

cuntygolightly's picture

funniest picture ever

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

She is so glorious, go ahead CoCo, you own that mess jurl!

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