Wednesday, December 16th 2009
Coker Face
Nicole Kidman's make-up artist must have been going for the "Lindsay Lohan look" when they did her up for the Nine premiere last night. The Ice Queen will turn someone's dick into an icicle for this!
Actually, now that I think about it, that's probably not powder at all. Nicole just frosted over again.
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Oh my.
okay that is hilarious because she is an egomaniac whose Mother sold her to Scintologly eons ego I mean eons ago...... that said I spent my adult years as a Makeup Artist and I can assure you... that hot mess is the work of a drugged out young gay boy makeup assistant who was so impressed with the other younger hot celebs that he used his old lovers "PAT FIELDS or FIORUCCI'S " WHITE GLAM DUSTING POWDER" and forgot to check on the boooooooooring country music midgets wifey poos face.PS David Mishkavitz will have her killed at dawn. Lucky for her noone here knows when dawn is down under
She needs to hire Elin Woods to kick her stupid makeup artist's ass
Lol Lol Lol she looks totally deranged. If I was that poor makeup artist I would get the hell out of town before old Frosty there gets her cold red claws on her. I wonder if she'll have her body guard beat the shit out of her/him like she did that photog from Flynet. If she wasn't such a nasty bitch somebody might of warned her that she looked like a crazy woman. Instead they just let her get humiliated just like she deserves.
LOL
Wow - I can't figure out how someone goes out in public like that. Look in a mirror!
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wtf?! why didn't anyone tell her? vicious.
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Not ONE person in her entourage saw that and thought they should say something? I'm sure heads will roll over this one...
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Did she not look in a mirror?? And after this I hope she sees just how freaky she looks, apart from the powder. There are worse things then aging gracefully. Her lips are awful. She used to have thin lips but they suited her face. It makes me sick that everyone is trying to be what they aren't and changing what makes them unique. Nic needs a plastic surgery intervention.
All that botox makes her forehead look huge and her eyebrows look plastered down to close to her eyelids. It makes her look mentally off, like she's going to dismember someone.
Forget the makeup: her upper lip implant has gone missing.
Hey now. my last name is Coker. Be nice!
This is why you rsist the urge to face plant yourself into a plate of coke before important events
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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ohh she must have pissed her make up artist or not pay them for ages and that must be the sweetest revenge.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 3:04pm.
OMG!! The humiliation!
You know someone will be fired or never used again!
Kidman does NOT like to look less than "perfect".
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Trudat. She must be sobbing as I type.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Whoops!! Seen this before with professional make-up. Hope they got it all fixed up eventually. Her dress is so pretty on her....besides the pressed powder fail, you gotta say, she is looking pretty.
I just saw Nicole and that twit Kate on TV so someone must've told her she looked a white mess.
lol frosted over
O gawrsh, this WILL be reconciled and someone will HAVE to be sacrificed. Was she trying to sneak in a powdered donut? Her boobies look lopsided too. hehe
I saw this in JJ (don't judge) lol:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/126692/NICOLE-KIDMAN.jpg
Someone on there said on GettyImages you don't see the cokey face.
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What the Hell????? And no one told her?????
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 2:19pm.
She's a bit Terminator in the eyes. Creepy. And here I was thinking Katie was the robot.
Lol, yeah...
Nicole always looked robotic to me.
Then again, I don't know her from her days 'Days of Thunder' days, which was a time where she apparently looked human.
Glitter: me too... I'd have given ALOT to see her distress!
Huh, wha? ... [blinks, scrunches face, big question mark forms over head} ... I *really* don't understand this. Intentional? Mistake? Retribution? Purpose? Intended reaction? EVERYTHING is escaping me at this point.
I'm sure there was a mirror in the dressing room; just was already in use.
So she's molting... big deal...
Submitted by SF_Mike on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 2:51pm.
Would love to have been a fly on the wall when she first saw those pics.
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With that much botox I doubt you would have seen any difference in expression. Ohhh silly me.. she said she never had any work done....
*entire world stops in its tracks and bursts out laughing*
OMG!! The humiliation!
You know someone will be fired or never used again!
Kidman does NOT like to look less than "perfect".
At least what she considers perfect, hence all the fillers and surgery.
It's probably the camera flash mixed with whatever luminescent crap they put in the powder/foundation. Glowing skin indeed!
BOO FUCKING HOO. LET ME CRY FOR HER. I FEEL THE TEARS COMING ALREADY.
Would love to have been a fly on the wall when she first saw those pics. The I could lay my larvae on the rotting corpse of the person she killed for this snafu.
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Don't piss the payroll people off either.
Maybe Nicole was getting her makeup done and they kind of dragged her onto the red carpet before she finished. Right?
She looks spooky and I don't care for her eye color. It looks like shark or whale skin. Maybe bluefin tuna.
Submitted by ewlulu on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 2:13pm.
No mirrors in her dressing room? How could she not see that...how could her friends not see that....how could some kind stranger not see that...
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Vampires have no reflections, silly.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's a bit Terminator in the eyes. Creepy. And here I was thinking Katie was the robot.
Submitted by ewlulu on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 2:13pm.
No mirrors in her dressing room? How could she not see that...how could her friends not see that....how could some kind stranger not see that...
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Maybe they were all snorting the same thing she was.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:34pm.
It wrecked my tits. Wrecked them!
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Awwwwwww sweet!
No mirrors in her dressing room? How could she not see that...how could her friends not see that....how could some kind stranger not see that...
Wow ,besides waiters, other people not to piss off are makeup artists.
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Too funny. Like the time parasite had lipstick all over her teeth.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by poon on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:55pm.
Why did no one tell her???
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Because it was supposed to be a surprise.
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Thumbnail # 3 you can't see it that much. I wondered if she's pissed?
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What the shit?!
Horrid.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Keith was apparently snorting off her face.
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Submitted by poon on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:55pm.
Why did no one tell her???
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Because it was supposed to be a surprise.
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Bottom-feeder.
Why did no one tell her???
WTF? I think PETA had an inside makeup artist on the job.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
BTW I'm a big makeup whore, so I have this Lancome powder foundation thingy that has an oscillating applicator. Kicks ass!
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 1:46pm.
I can't get my avie to change. FRUSTRATION
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Well, you know...first, it has to WANT to change.
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Admitting it is an avie is the first step.
WTF? It looks like someone used flour instead of makeup powder. LMAO!
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.