These Contract Negotiations Are Driving Me Crazy
One minute, Jakey G and Reese Witherspoon are no longer business partners. The next minute, their reps fart on those rumors. AND NOW, there's reports that Jakey and Reese didn't sign on the dotted line and decided to eat the contracts instead. They are over.
E!'s Marc Malkin claims that Jakey did get a shave and haircut two weeks ago as it was reported, but their reps blew glitter on our eyes because the two needed to talk it out.
Apparently, they got together over Cosmos and pedis and decided to end things. Some source explained, "There are no other people involved. The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese's kids."
Over at Popeater, another source echoes the rumor from a few weeks ago that Reese just wasn't ready to make Jakey a beautiful Spring manbride, "There is no doubt that they love each other very much, but Reese wasn't ready to say 'I do.' And if she wasn't ready after two years of dating, Jake wondered if she ever would be."
And that's that. Now if their reps will just confirm this shit, we can all move on with our lives. This feels like the time I watched my mother spend three hours negotiating $250 off the price of a used Nissan. Exhausting. Somebody hand me a Fruit Cocktail Slushie.
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Now who is going to be Jakey's beard?
I liked them together.
And I like her heart-shaped face.
And I'm not convinced he's gay, but I'd gladly be his beard...
Thanks for the real life encounter report, GlitterKitty.
I really don't know what to make of them and I am willing to concede that maybe the cameras cannot capture their chemistry, or whatever. I just get the bff vibe between these two, but nothing else.
She strikes me as snobby, stuffy, book smart and distant kind. He, on the other hand, seems warm, but also well read and like the type of guy who enjoys conversing about deep topics for hours... blablahblah... I would totally get some sort of connection on that level. It can be intoxicating enough to disguise itself as a sexual connection, but... I just don't get that when I see them out and about being papped.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:23am.
She has to be the most overrated actress in the business.
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yeah.... I'm not a big fan of Jake either.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
She never looks better than average when she is in day to day shots..just blah. And i will never get the appeal of these celebrities wearing the fucking fedora.. it ruins the outfit and looks out of place.. she looks like she should be playing guitar on a subway here.
They are actors, they did 500 paparazzi photo ops, but never managed to look like a real couple.
PR fail of the century.
Car negotiations = fun for me. It's like the Olympics, the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. I'm getting twitchy just thinking about it.
I am all for believing he is gay etc but I have seen him out in Notting Hill twice. Once drinking coffee and acting normal on his own reading a magazine, the other time with Reese, kissing and cuddling. Now this was in a rather private area in a restaurant where they were hardly spotted by the public let alone any press. So either they took this whole beard thing rather seriously or it is BS and it was genuine. It certainly looked genuine to me. So I am not going to buy this 'beard' story. I buy a lot, but not this one.
I really do not see an benefits in keeping up this charade.
As soon as they're forgotten (and it's coming... Reese hasn't really been good at opening movies lately and Jake's appeal is not as high as it used to be) they will stop playing games?
I fucking hope so.
There will be a time where their careers will be rescued when he comes out of the closet and she reveals she was just his favorite hag.
Ok, so maybe their careers will not be propped up by making such a move, but I'm damn sure their publicists will welcome any publicity coming their way in a couple years.
She has to be the most overrated actress in the business.
Why is Reese bearding again?
As powerful as her chin looks, she could drill for oil, gold and other natural resources in a plethora of places throughout the world, making a payoff unnecessary.
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the dress, the hat.....ayiyi!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:54am.
Sorry Dlisters I have to chime in again...What normal actress would be caught dead in such a disaster of a fucking dress...
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Maybe her complete and utter lack of fashion sense was too much of an affront to Jakey's delicate nature. And thus we have come to this pass.
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Bottom-feeder.
I think Reese raided my grannies closet.
does she even like straight men?
Sorry Dlisters I have to chime in again...What normal actress would be caught dead in such a disaster of a fucking dress...I mean look at that thing. It just kinda hangs there like one of your old aunts drapes. What a mess!
Nice dress Reese! I fucking hate this ugly fucking boring CUNT! Nice fuckin chin you skank bitch...haaa I feel beter now.
yeah speaking of a chin off between Aniston, Barry Williams' pet girlfriend and Tater Head, throw Reese in the ring too, will ya please? :-P
And I'm sorry sports fans but I think Reese wins.
If Jake G. can't get some 21 yo 10 to hang around just for the cameras, then he just needs better counsel. His Papa knows movies inside-and-out and should be direct his boy in better directions.
Reese is OK, but would you want to be around that all the time?
ba ha ha @ reese's outfit!
Jake didn't get his body ripped and roided for the ladies you Dlisted sluts. I think they just didn't want to have to spend Christmas together... I can see Reese's point after that horrible movie with Vince Vaughn (fat man waiting to happen)>
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I'd be his beard...ya know what I'm sayin'? Delish.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Jazzy because of you I will not set out cookies this year but rather bear traps. Ain't no way that man is getting anywhere close to stuffing my stockings.
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Jazzy, your Santa Claus looks like a creepy child molester! :-(
On topic : I like Jake without facial hair much more.
Guess he's just gotta move on to the next Grease With A Spoon.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ ISprainedMyUvula
LMAO, whose balls are you scratching?
On topic : together or not, I like Jakey and Reese.
Where's my SuckyFuck? ...
The morning feels way too clean and right.
jabba-the-hut,
How could you miss it??? It's all I see when I look at her.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
YES! If Bitch won't marry him after two fucking years, he's best rid of her.
Jake, find someone (male or female) who will love you for who you are!
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Read between the lines:
Jakey cannot afford to beard with an A-list star any longer.
Where's Renee Zellwegger?
She'd beard with Rosie O'Donnell for some chump change!
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This reminds me, I forgot to make oatmeal this morning.
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as believable as bradley cooper and renee zellweger in the sack, and as entertaining as well...
next please
ImSoUbservant,
You're right about the pointy chin, I've never noticed that before... eek.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Beards get itchy after a while.
There comes a time when you need to lube things up or you'll end up with a nasty rash.
Toothy just come out already.
Hes adorable - where do I sign?
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Reese, if it's good enough for Squinty Zellweger...
@DP:
*holds out cup*
Please and thanks....
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"This feels like the time I watched my mother spend three hours negotiating $250 off the price of a used Nissan."
Hilarious. Everyday my heart grows for Michael K. just a little bit more.
You one droll mofo, MK!
Yeah...Im getting another cup of coffee. Anyone?
YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE THINKING THEY'VE ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED EACH OTHER'S BODIES IN A SEXUAL WAY! I GET THE FEELING THEY PREFER TO DO EACH OTHER'S NAILS WHILE EATING CHUBBY HUBBY AND WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY!
Dear Closet Gay Actor's,
They are all lying to you...we all know! We like the trainwreck. ROCK ON!
How come this wasn't tagged with "Boring Couples"?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 9:24am.
He probably got tired of staring at her oddly shaped head.
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And having his balls be in peril from that pointy ass witch chin during bjs.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
SORRY JAKE, YOU'RE NOT HOT ANYMORE. I WOULDA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT CIRCA DONNIE DARKO. IF HE LIKED VAG.
He probably got tired of staring at her oddly shaped head.
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
He wants to be single when the prince of persia comes out and he can get some male tail.
*scratches balls*
Is this news?
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
"watching my mom negotiate 250 off a used nissan. exhausting"
FUKKENN lololololololol
On topic: Brokeback Mundane
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.