Monday, December 14th 2009
Hugh Jackman Pops That Ass In St. Barts
It's Monday morning for some of you, so the top of your head might still be in a toilet at an Arby's where you left it after one of your nights of cold-blooded fuckery. So hopefully, these pictures of Hugh Jackmeoff massaging his nipple, dry fucking his towel and pushing a lube bubble out of his b-hole (aka The Downward Tommy Girl) will ease your pain just a little.
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@ Smokeybaconflavour. Yeah, I never understood the beach exercise thing. I go to the beach to relax and have fun. They gym is for crunches and such. I understand running at the beach--more resistance--but there's no plus with ab routines when done on a towel at the beach.
Whenever I see people doing that shit on the beach I get the urge to kcik them in the balls and/or vagina. It's so attention whorey.
oh you do give me a good laugh, michael k. and i needed one, too.
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Thanks for the view of morning man meat. I love furry asses.
I wish I could run my hands thu is ass pelt..
YUMMMMM!
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 10:12am.
*gasping at SpiceDong's avvie*
Yeah, like when did spice dong hook up with Provolone?
He could do downward facing dog to me any old time and I would not complain.
(Huge Jackman I mean)
Gag a fuck!
How is the scrote the ONLY not-hairy thing on Spice Dong's avie?
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*yaaaawwwwn*
My oatmeal was more exciting than this.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
*gasping at SpiceDong's avvie*
Yeah, seriously, I'm over seeing pics of douchetastic celebrities rubbing their dirty bits all over exclusive beaches. Like they need a vacation from their SEEEERIOUSLY TOUGH Hollywood existence! It must be so hard getting swag thrown at you all the time, living in such a warm climate, and getting paid for stupid shit like popping out children. I can't imagine that kind of human despair!
If I could do yoga on a warm beach, maybe I wouldn't feel so achy and creaky. But I'm not a rich mofo.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:57am.
St. Barth has those damn boulder beaches? Fuck that. *crosses St. Barth off list*
ha ha I know, I thought the same thing!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
that is good yoga form right there.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:42am.
I call it bland hotness.
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I think that's probably an accurate way of referring to it. There are so many people in Hollywood that could fit that description, but I don't think everyone here would necessarily concur about who they are.
Also, I was looking forward to these pictures due to my sudden depressive mood, but they really aren't very good.
He seems like a nice guy and all, but he does nothing for me. I think it is his tiny head on top of his massive body. Not a good look.
Plus, he is gay. Not that that would stop me from lusting after someone *coughNeilPatrickHarriscough*, just don't see the hotness in HJ.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:08am.
I used to find him sexy until I saw him jump and mince around at the Academy Awards. That was a major put-off as far as I'm concerned...
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ITA...jazz hands are always a major tingle-killer.
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St. Barth has those damn boulder beaches? Fuck that. *crosses St. Barth off list*
I wish i was there...he can jump all he wants...he is FIIIINE in my book...too bad I did nto get to see him in Broadway every time he's performed there. Hope I don't miss him the next time.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler: "I used to find him sexy until I saw him jump and mince around at the Academy Awards. That was a major put-off as far as I'm concerned..."
Same here.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:44am.
snowpiece:
It's what I would call an extrapolated sample, because it is not completely identical, but if you read music, then you will notice the similarities.
Beyonce does this ALL the time and people think she is original, which makes me laugh!
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For the first time we agree 100% on something. Even the most "original" (sarcasm) of them all LadyCaca, does it, 'Bad Romance' is ripping off someone, but I cant make it out yet.
BD: naw I can't read music, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
snowpiece:
It's what I would call an extrapolated sample, because it is not completely identical, but if you read music, then you will notice the similarities.
Beyonce does this ALL the time and people think she is original, which makes me laugh!
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Now, THIS is something I dont mind starting my mondays to. Bless his heart and every yummy part of that glorious body of his.
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Eileenie McMeanie:
I concur. I don't know anyone that would really kick him outta bed or more importantly let him kick THEM out, but he doesn't make anything simmer either.
I call it bland hotness.
Charlize Theron I think is gorgeous, for example, but I find her boring and she does not generate any heat for me.
But I would not kick her outta bed either.
Maybe if I had Charlize and Hugh in bed together?
Hmmmm.
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breakdown? really, I never noticed the similarities, Fergie even sings "right at the borderline" Imma listen to it now....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hugh is sexy but he needs a bit of a tan
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:15am.
If the camera panned out, we'd be able to see George Michael in the forest nearby with his pants around his ankles.
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Hahahahahhaa!
*pulls up pants and walks away*
GOOD MORNING Everybody!!!!!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
A girl can wake up to that everyday
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
LOL @ The Downward Tommy Girl.
ISmellMyUnderbelly - lol at jerk-off-a-dog....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Jesus! His head is microscopic compared to his roidy body!
The fairies can dream all you want, but in Jackman's last trip to Brazil it got quite clear to everyone there that he is not gay at all.
I'm sure you will believe in his gayness forever, though. As soon as someone screams "GAY" in Celebville, all the queens repeat it as if it'll work some magic and become true.
Dream on, it's free!
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Nevermind replying, I just say my piece and leave, smiling and waving.
jerk-off-a-dog.....GREAT nickname for jackie.
MK scribbled
"so the top of your head might still be in a toilet at an Arby's where you left it after one of your nights of cold-blooded fuckery."
BWAHAHAHAHA! Fuck, that's how I spent majority the late 70s and all of the 80s.
Miss the crazy train. That was before DARE and having go give a DNA sample to purchase goddamn Sudafed.
I'd pull Hugh's trunks down and give him a big ol' smack on the ass, before mauling him.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:11am.
He's at the beach, right? Then why the fuck is he stretching and shit instead of just hanging out on the fucking beach!
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jerk-off-a-dog- It's because the hotties walking by in their string bikinis do NOTHING for him.
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He's never done anything for me. He's attractive, but...meh
If the camera panned out, we'd be able to see George Michael in the forest nearby with his pants around his ankles.
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He's at the beach, right? Then why the fuck is he stretching and shit instead of just hanging out on the fucking beach! Ok, MK - hot nekkid chick on the next post... LET'S BE FAIRRRRRRRRRRRR
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 8:55am.
Dude, I won't lie. I'd strap one on to get a piece of that.
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LOL I agree!
thanks for the images MK, panty pudding indeed!!
Hugh Jackman is gay people.
Be at peace with this nugget.
And I am listening to this BEP 'Meet Me Halfway', which is damn near remake of 'Borderline'.
Has Madonna demanded a check yet?!
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I'm getting really anxious for the next post.
Hugh Jackman is super lucky to have a career in Hollywood. He looks like a cheesy calendar model. He's more the speed of "STuds 'n Spurs" than Hollywood blockbusters.
I used to find him sexy until I saw him jump and mince around at the Academy Awards. That was a major put-off as far as I'm concerned...
Now that's how you start a week off! Hugh assuming the position!
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
As far as Jane and I know every str8 man limbers up like this....just ask Tyrone Powers, Rock Hudson, Roddy McDowell, Rudi Nureyev, James Dean, Merv Griffin.....this Huge is MOST entertaining......
Love and Happy Holidays,,,Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That reminds me. Gotta go to gym today
He's just asking for it, isn't he?
I'd it so much, I'd turn straight.
Good morning bitches.
I hope I am in that kinda shape when I am his age!
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Dude, I won't lie. I'd strap one on to get a piece of that.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Hmmm, bendy.....he does 'downward facing dog' really well...
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