Kourtney Still Has No Idea
Khloe Kardashian already said that her sister Kourtney plans to stick her nipple into her kid's mouth until it graduates from kindergarten. I'm being positive in thinking that her baby will graduate kindergarten. When in fact, as soon as it learns to crawl, it will head to the hills to be raised by coyotes (led by Queen Daisy).
Anyway, Khloe continued to point and laugh at her sister by telling Ryan Gaycrest on his radio show the other day that Kourtney mistakenly thought her water broke at lunch. Khloe roared: "She's never experienced it; she has no idea. She was out at lunch – this is TMI – and some fluid came down her leg and she was like, 'My water broke!' She bbm'd me and I go, 'No, no, no, you will know. You're fine.'"
I know it sounds like Kourtney was simply partaking in Kim's favorite midnight sport by Fergie-ing herself in the restaurant. But the truth is, that wasn't an R. Kelly special running down Kourtney's leg, it was the tears of her unborn baby! That poor thing knows D Day is coming.
Here's Kourtney (THIS TRICK IS GOING TO BE SOMEONE'S MOTHER!) and her boyfriend Scott Disick (the s is silent) having lunch the other day in L.A.
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Nothing more embarassing than walking through the supermarket at 37 weeks pregnant, and pissing yourself when you sneeze.
I feel sorry for her baby son.
I don't EVEN wanna know WTF was oozing down this trick's leg... how fucking nasty.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
OMG ~ those 3 girls are so absolutely disgusting....photographers - stop taking their pics. Someone, make them go away.
HER BOYFRIEND LOOKS SOOO EXCITED FOR THE BABY TO COME!
Shame this woman brushed off the leak...as others have stated, it could be amniotic fluid..
A friend and fellow coworker of mine in the Army had chronic leaking of amniotic fluid during pregnancy...she managed to carry her boy to term and he's fine except for some difficulty with one side of his upper body (I believe nerve damage from compression in the womb)...it could have been worse, so my friend was happy...
She had to be discharged because of the medical problems her pregnancy was causing...she welcomed it, asked for a medical discharge.
I thought I was leaking urine when I was in my first trimester and was in the middle of transporting a patient from the field at Fort Polk, LA to a civilian hospital (I was an army medic). It turned out to be blood...I almost lost my baby. Thank goodness he's fine.
Two examples why you don't ignore leaking fluid when you are pregnant. God help that baby.
OT (well, sort of) did you see that the Duggar clan had the 19th baby via emergency C section? I think the kid's about 1 1/2 pounds? Poor kid.
I'd think that was a sign that she needs to QUIT, yes? Besides, she has a DIL to take over the babymaking business, doesn't she?
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mbar.. thank you. in the year 2009, there's no need to buy animals from breeders anymore. so many perfectly adoptable animals are killed and just thrown away every year because people are too lazy to get their animals fixed. even if you are low on money, there's plenty of low or no cost spay/neuter clinics around. all people have to do is use google or make a few phone calls. what makes me mad is theres so many people who have pets that shouldn't have them! and on another note.. kourtney has a bachelors degree?! seriously?!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:54am.
"I see someone posted what BBM stands for, but how does that make sense in relation to Khloe's statement? I still don't get it. And I agree with all the posters, Khloe wouldn't know either so I don't see where she has the room to talk at all, she'll look just as dumb as Kourtney."
^ I think they mean Big Beautiful Man.
And actually, Kourtney is the only one of the Kardashian chicks with a full college eduucation. (Bachelor's Degree.) Kourt just plays dumb because thinking will give her wrinkles and she's too insecure to act intelligent. But I've seen her act intelligent in brief spurts on the show. They all play dumb, I think.
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Ugh. I have no respect for "smart," usually attractive women who play dumb, thinking that it makes them seem cuter or more endearingly vulnerable or somehow funnier. It makes me think of that George Meredith quote: "A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power." These women (whether you think they're beauties or not...) are giving their power away by inviting everyone to not take them at all seriously.
The inevitable realization that cute fades will be a bitch for them, I bet.
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could anyone tell me what she is eating?... and why does that look like the neck of a Heineken bottle in front of her?
*edited*... nevermind about the Heineken bottle thing... i just looked at the other pictures... still, what is it that she's eating?
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"I see someone posted what BBM stands for, but how does that make sense in relation to Khloe's statement? I still don't get it. And I agree with all the posters, Khloe wouldn't know either so I don't see where she has the room to talk at all, she'll look just as dumb as Kourtney."
^ I think they mean Big Beautiful Man.
And actually, Kourtney is the only one of the Kardashian chicks with a full college eduucation. (Bachelor's Degree.) Kourt just plays dumb because thinking will give her wrinkles and she's too insecure to act intelligent. But I've seen her act intelligent in brief spurts on the show. They all play dumb, I think.
KT said:
"In the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!"
^ I totally agree. People need to stop breeding house animals. Most people arent even that nice to their animals. They just keep them around as accessories, and then treat them like doo-doo after they get bored with them.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 10:48pm.
I'm no doctor but not knowing what you're actually leaking can't be good
ha!... very true!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Dear Kourtney Kardashian,
I hope someone teaches you which end to wipe and which end to feed, because that kid is gonna have a hard enough time surviving with half stupid whore genes and half superficial douchebag genes. The next time a mysterious substance is rolling out of your filthy crotch onto your leg, please make sure whatever it is doesn't burn a hole in your chair. Thanks.
Love,
Stoney
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I'm no doctor but not knowing what you're actually leaking can't be good.
I think Kourtney is nice/boring ish KardAssian
also she most def prettiest one in the familly
I think Kim is not that good looking...without make up
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This is so Barf!
@shandi:
> I've been pregnant three times and even when you
> have to go really bad, I have NEVER leaked pee.
Zounds, you are mighty. I bow to that might.
"the s is silent" LMAO!!!
this is why you use condoms or birth control folks. i am so sick of hearing about the kartrashians but once she pops out this kid, we'll be stuck hearing about it for god knows how long. she'll whore herself and the kid out the second she's out of the hospital. good god.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
nice mullet on that douchebag
Khloe's bitchiness in telling everyone about her sister's blatant stupidity is making me like her! Damn it!
bbm is blackberry message
is this scott kid for real?? cuz when i watch this shit on tv (sorry, but it's like a braincation) i can't imagine that there's such a douche running around.
*reads post*
*shakes head*
*thanks God for tubal ligations*
Maybe Kourtney should get one.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 6:43pm.
What does bbm mean?
Big Bowel Movement?
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Only if you've had a Metamucil O.D.!
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What does bbm mean?
Big Bowel Movement?
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Well, I dunno. I was tryna not kill that baby by just not saying it. Just sitting here and HOPING she had the good sense to call - o, i don't know, HER DOCTOR next. Jeez.
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She's eating spinach broad noodles. I had them at a restaurant in the North End a few weeks ago. I can't remember the name of them, though.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 6:01pm.
Stupid bitches. She could be leaking amniotic fluid, which can end up creating a dangerous situation for the baby. I hope her OB-GYN heard of this and called her stupid, ignorant ass.
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good point, but in this case i think it would be more humane to let the baby decide the right to life issue. :)
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Gulp...suicide???
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 6:05pm.
WTF is she eating? Looks like a HUGE piece of spinach pasta that should have been cut up into pieces. HAWG! Cut Yer Fuud!
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I know right? At first I thought...banana leaf??...lol
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Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 6:01pm.
Stupid bitches. She could be leaking amniotic fluid, which can end up creating a dangerous situation for the baby. I hope her OB-GYN heard of this and called her stupid, ignorant ass.
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good point, but in this case i think it would be more humane to let the baby decide the right to life issue. :)
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WTF is she eating? Looks like a HUGE piece of spinach pasta that should have been cut up into pieces. HAWG! Cut Yer Fuud!
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Stupid bitches. She could be leaking amniotic fluid, which can end up creating a dangerous situation for the baby. I hope her OB-GYN heard of this and called her stupid, ignorant ass.
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Submitted by shandi on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 5:34pm.
So is she leaking amniotic fluid or leaking pee. I've been pregnant three times and even when you have to go really bad, I have NEVER leaked pee. I'm wondering if there really IS something wrong.
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I never "lost control" while I was preg either...these idiots are just trying to stay relevant...if we just ignore maybe they'll finally go away...and take their annoying whiny ass voices with them...
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So is she leaking amniotic fluid or leaking pee. I've been pregnant three times and even when you have to go really bad, I have NEVER leaked pee. I'm wondering if there really IS something wrong.
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Call your doctor, you cruelly fertile moron. Not your just-as-clueless sister. And while you're at it, call an adoption agency and arrange for your baby to be raised by someone else. A pack of wolves would be an improvement.
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Mr Diick looks about as happy as a caged/trapped animal.
dupe
I hope this moron consulted a doctor, leaking fluid is not a good thing. Even I know that.
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Submitted by KobeLover on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 4:22pm.
I think she was saying that they were instant messaging each other over their blackberries. She is saying that Kourtney sent her that message over BBM..or she BBM'd me. It's a verb now apparently.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I thought BBM was Big Black Mama but evidently I was wrong. Since that never happens (HAW!) write it down and memorialize it, people.
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BBM = BlackBerry Messenger...
no me jodas!
I see someone posted what BBM stands for, but how does that make sense in relation to Khloe's statement? I still don't get it. And I agree with all the posters, Khloe wouldn't know either so I don't see where she has the room to talk at all, she'll look just as dumb as Kourtney.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 2:33pm.
How the fuck does Khloe know so much about pregnancy? She hasn't birthed one. I think she's making herself look just as fucking dumb as her idiot sister from acting like an expert on pregnancy
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amen to that!
Unless you have given birth to a brat don't give pregnancy advice.
Oh and it sounds like maybe Kourtney's water is leaking...her baby could be in serious trouble, but how nice of Auntie Khloe to brush it off.
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ewww.. they use blackberries.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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BBM= Butter butt mama
Coma Caca!!
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david Lettermen, thanks. I'm not up on the lingo, obviously (don't have a Blackberry. I have a Crak-berry. And it's out of Crak-Minnitz).
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Scott looks fairly miserable now that he's become part of that steamrolling Kardashian-Jenner machine.
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Dayum! I wouldnt mind makin babehs with Scott myself - he's a cutie!
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