Friday, December 11th 2009
Pamela Anderson Knows All About Big Penises
Pamela Anderson left a book signing in Los Angeles last night carrying Kevin Spacey's favorite reading/humping/licking/masturbating material.
You know, I'm not sure why Pamela Anderson really needs this book in her trailer library (aka a basket next to the toilet). If she wants to see a big dick that can turn a no-no into a NO!NO!NO!REALLY!NO!, she just has to open up her family album and flip to the chapter labeled: "Tommy 1995." And if she wants to see a giant penis of a different variety, she can flip to the chapter labeled: "Kid Rock 2001."
Here's more of Pamela Anderson, her Bible of Big Dick and Hugh Hefner at a signing in L.A. last night.
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IF he is gay, why are we hating on Kevin Spacey? Oh, because he does not want to come out and anounce his gayness? What happened to tolerence, acceptance and personal freedom, as in each in his own time? Isn't that what we are fighting to achieve? Instead we turn around and show the same intolerance and hatred we are fighting to overcome. The question should be not about HIS sexuality, but how much do we hate OURSELVES for doing that?
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Wow. Has she had work done? She looks fantastic.
She looks a little better with more clothes on.
Imagine finding that book on the coffee table... barf.
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Damm girl.. not only do you have nice boobs.. but you had to go get a stomach implant too..
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:31pm.
Gross. Why would anyone make a book like that?
Beacuse the world revolves around penis, or at least mine does! My wiener is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.
Pammy looks good for a change.
Gross. Why would anyone make a book like that?
Snideychick sez:
Pammy looks pretty good here but she is standing next to Methuselah Hefner.
OMG! I want that book!!! Okay, I want the guy in the jockstrap holding it with BOTH HANDS!!! He looks like a younger, less drug ravaged Iggy Pop.
**swoooooooooooooon**
You know, I'm not sure why Pamela Anderson really needs this book in her trailer library (aka a basket next to the toilet).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
she looks preggers..and I believe I recognize that penis on the cover...
She knows all about big penis' and big pus filled herp sores!
her hair and makeup look great here- there's my "say something nice".
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I am now autographing copies
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I once saw this book at a bookstore and people have rammed it pretty hard by browsing it quickly in shame of being found out.nobody would buy it in that condition,the book of shame.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:20pm.
yeah, why is her belly button lactating?
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hehehe
She looks worse than ever. She looks so bloated in the stomach. And she looks high as a kite. She probably has to be high to get through events like this. She's no longer the hottest girl.
Poor thing - I feel sorta of bad for her.
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hahaha good one.
***Submitted by tojo on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:50am.
The book's site:
http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05703/facts.the_big_pe...
Look at the thumbnail on the far right.
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Well, that IS a very nice book, innit?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Jill-The-Ripper:
That's obviously her secret ho hole.
Get in and out and still be on time to present that award on stage!
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***Submitted by tojo on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:50am.
The book's site:
http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05703/facts.the_big_pe...
Look at the thumbnail on the far right.
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There is NO WAY!!!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
I took me a minute to notice her dress was too tight because I was looking at her skin. She's another one who thought she was going to be 22 years old forever.
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I am not a pussy.
If you look at the 2nd thumbnail there actually is a hole in the front of her dress from a burst seam.
And I officially have no life because I checked it out!
Pam is riding the hard side of rough these days. I love how the "All Titty No Talent" tricks from the 1990s are treating their 40s like an episode of Nip/Tuck and not ending up looking any better for it.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:23pm.
Baby Bump Baby Bump!
Full Bladder Full Bladder!
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Well aren't you the fucking contrary one today!
*smooch*:)
I have a dose of the hwore moans. You might wanna go rinse. hehe.
At my daughter's work, she had to do the Christmas decorations because nobody else would.
In the box was one of those pencil Santa statues. It was flesh colored and looked like a dick.
So she put it on the counter where the receptionist sits, so everyone can have that special holiday feeling.
I know a way, an origami way, to make a penis out of a table napkin. i.e. guest leaves table to take a piss, comes back with purple penis in glass.
Once mastered, one can and haz made a penis out of a feather duvet. Hours of fun.
Never saw Kid's junk but everyone has seen Tommy's and I don't know why such a big deal is made of a normal sized penis. It's adequate, not big.
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Oh. My. God. My son just asked me, "Is that a camel toe, Mom?" (referring to 8th thumbnail)
Bwahaha!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:23pm.
Baby Bump Baby Bump!
Full Bladder Full Bladder!
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Well aren't you the fucking contrary one today!
*smooch*:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Man, that IS a big penis on the cover of that book. I just realized what she was holding (d'oh!).
Looks kinda like a plaintain after you peel it. That's a big ol' dick right there.
I'd say that Hef should have donned a surgical mask before kissing Pam, but shit, at HIS advanced age, I guess it doesn't matter if he catches anything; he's STILL gonna be surrounded by young poon. Man's living The Life. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:23pm.
Baby Bump Baby Bump!
Full Bladder Full Bladder!
http://themalecelebrities.com/images/tommy_lee_nude.jpg
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Thanks for the link, angel! That site kind of reminds me of metalsludge.com
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Baby Bump Baby Bump!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Skybitch I noticed her bicep tat seems light in this pic, maybe she used Bare Minerals on it or whatever that shit is in the infomercial.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:10pm.
Bitch, email me NOW!
Thanks for dick answers all. LOL. Sky, never saw anything about that vid expect for what MK showed on here.
***Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:18pm.
Besides having that wet camel toe look in the 8th thumbnail Pammy also looks as if she is about to smell her fingers. Eww!
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I noticed that too. She must be showing off her wedding ring finger. She used to have "Tommy" tattooed on it, then changed it to "Mommy". Now it's just gone. I don't know why I know about such things! *turns red*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
yeah, why is her belly button lactating? GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Tommy's horse peen is actually pretty.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:10pm.
@Sandbitch:
O, I'm loving Hef right now. He was so down and nervous for a really long time - the best thing about this Girl's Next Door shit is watching Hef get his second wind, as old as he is. I know people hate on him but I think, in a lot of ways, he's a really good role model.
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Must be a really good batch of shit in Canada roight now.
I love you angle.
M.E. "Apparently the clitoris extends from the vajayjay up into the uterin area and down the legs"
Maybe yours and Micheele Duggars but mine is very discreet.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@NoAnjil:
Pam - when she got with him - said "size matters"...so I guess he is. Apparently he's a nasty ass in bed and girls like it.
Check out the sexual prowess of your favourite Rock Stars!:
http://www.groupiedirt.com/
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Besides having that wet camel toe look in the 8th thumbnail Pammy also looks as if she is about to smell her fingers. Eww!
PS
Thanks for the link to the book.
Damn I miss my second-to-last ex BF in bed, but only in bed.
the penis book link is blocked at my work
*pouts*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
***Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:11pm.
No one answered me, can someone please tell me if Kid Rock is supposed to be well endowed? Inquiring minds want to know!!! LOL
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I would like to know too. Did that sex tape w/Kid Rock and Scott Stapp ever make the light of day? If so, link please. I don't think either one of them is hot, but for some reason, I am just curious about celebripeens.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:11pm.
No one answered me, can someone please tell me if Kid Rock is supposed to be well endowed? Inquiring minds want to know!!! LOL
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Cannot find any evidence that he's a member of the Big Johnson Club.
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The cone - it does not go "in" you put it up against you and let it stimulate the clit from the exterior.
Apparently the clitoris extends from the vajayjay up into the uterin area and down the legs.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:12pm.
Ask Suckyfuck, he's seen my pic, Id make one UGLY woman.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here