Friday, December 11th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 10th!
Twas the Douche Before Christmas, and all through Jersey Shore/Not a creature was stirring, not even a whore. - PantyChrist
Runners-up:
No, I saw her letter. This really is all Brooke Hogan wanted for Christmas. - SwollenSwell
And what happened then? Well, in Foolville they say that Pedro's small penis grew three sizes that day. - loozer
After fathering a bastard child with a grown Little Cindy Lou Who, Playgirl is courting this douche, too. - TexnDoc
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He looks like the "whoops" guy from Chris Hansen.
Congrats to all....PantyChrist, you're a genius
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Congrats all! Very funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Send Christmas Gifts. Buy more to send. On this site __ http://www.googlejoy.com
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sneaker: airmax 90, 95 etc $35-42 free shiping.
boots: UGG etc $60 free shiping.
Jeans : polo etc $35-49 free shipping
T-shirts : A&f etc $12-18 free shipping.
hoodies: 5ive etc $28-40 free shipping
handbags: Ed hardy etc $35-68 free shipping
Sunglasses: LV etc $17 free shipping
Belts: BOSS etc $15 free shipping
Caps: red bull etc $12-15 free shipping
Watches:rolex etc $80 free shipping
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_Christmas_____*Realízaciones*
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_____________*Prada___gucci shoes*
____________*Póló__/Lacoste/Ca/A&F*
___________*Níke Aír Jordan___íPUMA*
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_________*Handbag:$35__Jacket_m $ 36í *
________*cap : $13_ókely_í_sunglass:$15*
_______*óíóíóíóWelcome to Shopping→→→*
______*website_ http://www.googlejoy.com *
____* Thank you for visiting our website ***
__*I wish you a happy shopping!merry*Christmas*
___________________ (`?.?′)Best online store
___________________ (`?.?′)free shipping
___________________ (`?.?′)accept paypal
___________________ (`?.?′) http://www.googlejoy.com
Send Christmas Gifts. Buy more to send. On this site __ http://www.googlejoy.com
http://www.googlejoy.com
sneaker: airmax 90, 95 etc $35-42 free shiping.
boots: UGG etc $60 free shiping.
Jeans : polo etc $35-49 free shipping
T-shirts : A&f etc $12-18 free shipping.
hoodies: 5ive etc $28-40 free shipping
handbags: Ed hardy etc $35-68 free shipping
Sunglasses: LV etc $17 free shipping
Belts: BOSS etc $15 free shipping
Caps: red bull etc $12-15 free shipping
Watches:rolex etc $80 free shipping
http://www.googlejoy.com
Congrats winners! There were lots of funnies!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
LOL, Congrats all - good ones!!!
loozermybaby on a rollllll!!!!! LOL xo♥
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OMGGGGG HILARIOUS!!! PantyChrist -- best EVER! I laughed so hard.
Congrats PantyChrist, SS, TD ;)
and mah loooooooooooooooooozah!♥♥♥♥ always a winner!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Pretty impressive, you guys! Congrats!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
congrats winners, LMAO!
LMFAO!! Congrats PantyChrist, SwollenSwell, loozer
& TexnDoc! YAY LOOOOOOOOOOZER!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAAA OMFG these are all freakin brilliant!! Awesome job everyone! =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Congrats PC, SS and TexnDoc!!
Humble Thanks to MK, ISMU, C Word, Momma Superior and all of my Dlisted friends!!
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
@ Cherry
ROFLMAO
armani exchange/guess. not that ghetto shit.
Congratulations!
*love* to loozer
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
this is complete fabrication. not one person from the jersey shore would wear this. maybe someone from east new york...actually on my way to school today someone was wearing almost the same shirt on atlantic avenue. jersey shore guys wear ed hardy. disappointed.
Congrats PantyChrist, SwollenSwell, loozer *muah*, and TexnDog!!
I agree, those were all brilliant....
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12 Days of Christmas, eh
Congratz to the comments' commenters!
Where can I buy this shirt or is it a one-off?
I need something to clean my floor with, you know...
Those are all top shelf. Love it.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Snookie's latest boyfriend!
Another Rob Dyrdek cousin joins the fantasy factory this season. Foam pit will now be filled with marijuana!
KFED say "Yo, Merry Christmas Bitches"!
I find a interesting place ;''pl us fl i r t --** . CxxxOxxxM **fun with BBWs and hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
The Wigger Retard section at Kmart now carries Toddler sizes.
Buy two outfits and you get a complimentary empty DVD case necklace to crush and snort your Meth off of!
Vanilla was naughty, not nice
Not that Jon Gosselin cant afford to feed his ego, he has deflated to a fraction of his former self.
~Kaleomaikahekena
Trick-ass elf.
The Grinch who shoplifted Christmas.
♪ Now that John Gosselin is OUT `````` I'm IN ``bitches!! DEAL!! Merry fucking Christmas!!
Steve is always ahead on the latest trends. Here, he's rocking the gear for the yet-to-be-released movie "Up in Smoke 2:Grinch the Green-go".
You're a lame one
Mr. DOUCHE
Your sense of fashion suuuuuuucks
You're as worthless as a toenail
Laying on the bathroom floor
Mr. Doooooooo-OUCHE!
I wouldn't bother smackin your ugly head with a
TWO. BY. FOOOOOOOOOUR!
You can keep dressing like you're still 6 years old, but your father isn't going to come back this Christmas either.
My vote's for this:
Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 6:48pm.
No Jose. For the last time we're not changing the line in the play to "and they say his dick grew three sizes that day"
"All I want fo' Christmas
is that Christian side-hug"
Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:13pm.
Twas the night before Christmas
Through the Federline House
There laid a huge douchebag
Who was such a louse
He pulled on his pj's
and went straight to bed
The thought of Britney's fortune
just danced through his head
Santa came down the chimney
and laid down some rules
he will not give presents
to the king of all tools
So Santa told him to suck it
and disappeared out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
K-Fed sucks, and good night!
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That was soo sweet....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
What the fuckity fuck is this?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Santa's c'RAP' elf
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K-fed's protege
Umm... that picture was taken outside of my High School in Brockton, Massachusetts. I cannot believe that a big 'mo like me graduated from such a ghetto school in a ghetto town.
Twas the night before Christmas
Through the Federline House
There laid a huge douchebag
Who was such a louse
He pulled on his pj's
and went straight to bed
The thought of Britney's fortune
just danced through his head
Santa came down the chimney
and laid down some rules
he will not give presents
to the king of all tools
So Santa told him to suck it
and disappeared out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
K-Fed sucks, and good night!
Merry K-Fed Kristmas!
One of the Gosselin boys is playing dressup with daddy's clothes again.
Submitted by pad408 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 6:29pm.
Cindy Lou Who's older brother - Tony FuBu Who
WINNER!!!!!!
"Honey, who shrunk the douche?"
Every time a Christmas bell rings
A KFed wanna-be gets a mouthful of bling
have a very merry k-fed christmas.
No Jose. For the last time we're not changing the line in the play to "and they say his dick grew three sizes that day".