Thursday, December 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By This Little Kid's Cover Of "I'm Yours"
The Internet has finally found someone who can turn a Jason Mraz song into a smile! By popular demand (aka 200 emails from my mother), here's a little kid playing the ukulele while gargling the words to "I'm Yours."
Even though he sounds like your drunk ass at karaoke, he has still caused the veins in my non-working heart to fill with blood. It might be beating now. And I think this video also made me grow a uterus.
I must go look at a picture of Jon Gosselin to reverse the effects.
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You know - It's good to be a hissy fit thrower. I've been throwing a lot fo hissy fits lately...and now they're not cutting off my phone or my hydro...I get free shit...boys buy me drinks...I think I'm gonna live like this forEVER!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Mmmmmmmm, eggplant.
Bestest sammich ever!
eggplant - sliced, lightly breaded with seasoned bread crumbs, parmesan and red pepper.
Lightly "Fry" the eggplant in some olive oil until brown. Remove from pan and set on paper towel to absorb excess oil.
In the meantime, take two pieces of bread, cover both sides with pesto, layer sliced avocado, tomato, onion and alfalfa sprouts OH and cheese, havarti or muenster are best. Toast the bread, lightly. Place the cooked eggplant ontop of the produce, put on the other piece of bread and eat the sammich!
It is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:02pm.
Suckie, you still lurkin like a turd up in jernt? *makes high-pitched powerqueef noise and blows kisses*
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olololol ya I am here.
My supervisor who I yelled at yesterday, I told her that she could make up for yesterday by buying me lunch and she did. God I'm amazing.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Suckie, you still lurkin like a turd up in jernt? *makes high-pitched powerqueef noise and blows kisses*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:41pm.
KD -yes, Biotin is for the skin and hair, after I read up on it I think it's something I need due to my psoriasis/eczema issues.
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I have eczema too and saw Dr. Oz suggest biotin for it -- about 2500 mg a day. So I tried it, it works. But eczema is not something you ever can get rid of 100%. At least me -- stress triggers and all that. But you can keep it in control and almost non-existent. Grapefruit seed extract has also helped. Don't know exactly why but it must have to do something with digestion. Some think eczema can be due to an unhealthy digestive system?
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:58pm.
INSURANCE QUESTION: So I'm going to Physical Therapy for my back, but it turns out I'm going to be charged $35 for EACH visit, because it counts as being a visit to see a specialist, which my co-pay is $35. If I call and ask for them to pay for it because, DUH, it is actually preventative do you think they would do it? I mean, seriously, if this doesn't heal correctly, it could mean back surgery in the future, which would cost way more, right?
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No, no. Insurance companies want to make profits. The more expensive, the more they profit. They may pay for the procedure, but then they will raise your rates to more than compensate.
KD - I was in the medical billing field for years and can tell you the insurance companies couldn't care less if it is preventative or not.... It's been a while so I may be wrong.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
SNOWY- who is that midget faced weirdo in your avi?
S & F is right....
It's his "member" that keeps us coming back for more...(pun intended)
(Every time I go to my club and see the sign "Members Only", I think of S & F)
:)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:47pm.
Oh Jill...you are missing out. Guacamole and Hummus are two of my FAVORITE things. I could eat avocados at every meal. Delish.
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Guac, yes. Hummus, not every day. Of course, guac is much better when made with fresh avocados.
*I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!* Snowpiece, Mr. Lux and I love hummus too. We're both addicted to it. Mr. Lux prefers his with a straw (he just inhales the stuff).
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:56pm.
I farted. I don't mind the smell.
What about your co workers...
** pinches nose **
INSURANCE QUESTION: So I'm going to Physical Therapy for my back, but it turns out I'm going to be charged $35 for EACH visit, because it counts as being a visit to see a specialist, which my co-pay is $35. If I call and ask for them to pay for it because, DUH, it is actually preventative do you think they would do it? I mean, seriously, if this doesn't heal correctly, it could mean back surgery in the future, which would cost way more, right?
I do not like couscous or sushi.
I think the thing I like best is chocolate.
@ Snowpiece
I adore hummus. I lived in Israel for many years, and they have a little falafel stand on every corner, with hummus, techina, shwarmah, all kinds of spicy yummy things, baba-ganush spread (eggplant) you pile everything into a pita bread, it's so insanely delicious!
I wanna it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I farted. I don't mind the smell.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Ugh....I can't even force myself to go downstairs and heat up lunch. Soooo not interested in it.
I want fucking SUSHI but imma have to settle for leftovers cuz I R a broke bitch!
I think the best hummus is that Sabra I think it's called, it comes with pine nuts etc?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
This shit is too funny. His expressions are priceless. Going to watch again!
I had couscous for the first time a few weeks ago. It was aight.
snowy - LMAO!
ISMU I have had homemade thin crust pizza with pesto, that was the first time I tried it and it was OK.
But it looks like avocado and hummus does to me too. I guess it's more of a visual and a texture thing for me.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:49pm.
Not among the people I know.
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THEY LIE.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Ok...time to go heat up my Chicken enchilada verde.
This left over shit's gotta end.
*sulks off*
My boyfriend doesn't like avocado, but I try to get it when I can.
Man, now I'm hongray!
don't like yackamole... it's all about texture with me... and looks - and yackamole reminds me of baby food. I can't hang.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
ha ha M.E. we said like the same thing, just the opposite, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
MJT- I make thin-crust pizzas and use garlic hummus instead of red sauce.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
urmomma - she's a 7 month old English Mastiff. And yes, she is brindle.
And a beyotch!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:43pm.
Confucius say those who always talk about sex are those who never get sex.
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THE FACTS.
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Not among the people I know.
I ordered a camera from Amazon for my daughter's birthday next week and it came already! It's like premature ejaculation delivery. I wasn't ready for it yet. Now I have to find a place to hide it.
I can't stand avocados or guac, I just don't like mushy shit
BUT HUMMUS now that's some gooood eating, I eat it all the time
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ JazzFish
Get your mind out of the gutter! I was talking about squeezing a VEGETABLE!
Jazzy, you're a naughty boy, as usual?
*kiss*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:42pm.
Give it a squeeze every day, when it's soft, it's ready to eat.
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That sounds so naughty.
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Only if it gets HARD.
MJT/snowy- I don't like Molly either! Something about her bugs me. I liked Katherine, too. Someone I know is related to her, so I was paying close attention to her the whole time. I'm honestly surprised Russel got as far as he did.
I haven't watched much of this season at all, so this is just my impressions from what I saw.
Oh Jill...you are missing out. Guacamole and Hummus are two of my FAVORITE things. I could eat avocados at every meal. Delish.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
you guys thank you for the recipes they sound delish
and Jill avocado is sooo good not when its brown though
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:42pm.
urmomma - That be my baby girl Koko.
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Wow, big baby...what breed? She looks brindle(sp??)...purty!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by Marvin on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:43pm.
Confucius say those who always talk about sex are those who never get sex.
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THE FACTS.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:38pm.
Oh no, don't tell me you fit the pattern that those who always talk about sex in reality never get any. That sucks! But if you are as popular in real life as you are here...your sex card should be full...many here seem to love you...lol
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THEY ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY DICK. MY LIFE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER IS ACTUALLY VERY PATHETIC. WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME ON MY HANDS, I DO ABOUT 3 TRILLION KEGELS PER DAY!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jill - I don't really like hummus, it's an aquired taste I think and for me, it's a texture thing. But when I was pregnant I craved it for some odd reason, but I bought the roasted garlic hummus and it wasn't too bad.
JJ LOL
"SPURT SPURT SPURT"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hey now, i lurve Hummus. Extra garlicky and all...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I LOVE avocados!!!
*reads up on Biotin*
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:40pm.
How 'bout dem Kentucky Wildcats rocking Madison Square Garden last night?
.....crickets.......
Michael Douglas was there.......
more crickets.... distant sound of Sucky belching.....
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KENTUCKY WILDCATS?? MICHAEL DOUGLAS??? LOOZER....
ONLY THING MICHAEL DOUGLAS WAS IN THAT WAS GOOD WAS BASIC INSTINCT WHICH I SAW ABOUT A MILLION TIMES AS A KID AND GOT GIANT BONERS NOT FOR DOUGLAS BUT FOR SHARON STONE.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I absolutely LOVE avocado. Little Prince with eat an entire avocado diced up. LOVES IT!
I put it on sandwiches, tacos, fajitas, chicken....salads....
ME- meeee tooo! Let me know what you find to take for it. I constantly have issues with my skin and scalp! Grr!
JJ - ahahahahaha I saw the one on FB. Vrrrrrrick
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
My 2 pennies: I love guacamole!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
I am not sure if I could try avocado.
Another thing that does not look good to me is hummus (sp?) my daughter loves that stuff.