Thursday, December 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By This Little Kid's Cover Of "I'm Yours"
The Internet has finally found someone who can turn a Jason Mraz song into a smile! By popular demand (aka 200 emails from my mother), here's a little kid playing the ukulele while gargling the words to "I'm Yours."
Even though he sounds like your drunk ass at karaoke, he has still caused the veins in my non-working heart to fill with blood. It might be beating now. And I think this video also made me grow a uterus.
I must go look at a picture of Jon Gosselin to reverse the effects.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:23pm.
Jazzy - IDK. I've had a runny nose and a cough all week. Now my body feels all weak and weird and I am really tired.
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*builds fire in fireplace*
*puts M.E. on couch with warm blanket*
*sings lullabies*
lol@jill
I always wonder if there is a two-way mirror or peep hole when I try something on. There is probably less demand for peep holes these days when everybody and their momma is posting photos of themselves undressed on the internet.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
That kid needs some singing lessons.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:24pm
What exactly is "petite" Everytime I check out that section, items look large and short.
Hi Hoooooooorrrrrrzzz!!! I can play for a lil bit today!!! what are we talking about???
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I am trying to pay my bills and it's depressing the fuck outta me.
anyone see that girl get punched in the face on jersey shore? i think that episode airs tonite.
*orders cheezeballs*
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:32pm.
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The dressing room comment reminded me of my former brother-in-law. He worked in a discount department store as a teen, and from the break room there was a peep hole into the ladies' fitting room. He told me about this many years ago, he remembered watching a woman who was trying on a bathing suit and masturbating. (her not him but he probably did too)
ras - no bad headache, just a mild one.
*hack cough spit*
UGH!
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:32pm.
sticking head into what I thought was OP, but it is a women's dressing room. running away...
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wait for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
sticking head into what I thought was OP, but it is a women's dressing room. running away...
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
@Lil ras: yes I am naughty!!! ((blushes)).
aight...food is here..ima eat then medidate with a lovely nap afterwards.
CORP world is asking if I am going to the "holiday activity" for the 18th..ima ignore.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
@ M.E.
Do you have a terrible headache? I've heard swine flu has a killer headache.
Feel better, darling M.E. ♥
ME- I got the one that was supposed to make me look like I have EEE (okay, DD) and it certainly worked but I think it looks ridiculous.
lr- Thanks! I'm going to go to JCrew's site right now.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
I just unblocked someone on a forum I belong to.
Had him blocked since 2004.
Instantly got an IM from him!
hahaha
VS clothes are sized weird.
Uvy - what bra did you get. There are only a couple from there that I can wear. The super padded one's make me look like I have EEE sized boobs.
No likey.
@ ISprainedMyUvula
Try JCrew.com for very nice jeans in many colors at very reasonable prices. They also have a store in every mall. If you're a petite woman, they have EVERYTHING in petite sizes also. Their cashmere and chinos are very popular.
Don't forget to look for "JCrew coupons" on the web.
Jazzy - IDK. I've had a runny nose and a cough all week. Now my body feels all weak and weird and I am really tired.
I can never buy anything for myself from a catalog, clothing-wise.
I have a weird body and very small feet.
Never liked VS underthings.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:17pm.
I'm back and I'm starting to feel like shit.
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Swine flu?
lr- They are! Sooooo trite, but I can't help myself.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
KD- Sizing aside, I was NOT impressed with their jeans at all. They felt very papery and rough and even though I bought them on sale, I'd expect more from a usually-$70 pair of pants. It's the clearance ribbed sweaters I got for $15 each that I'm the happiest with.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
I'm back and I'm starting to feel like shit.
@ ISprainedMyUvula
Those are your feet in your new hooker high-heel mary janes ??? LMAO!
They look GRRRREAT and very sexy!
Eureka!
I got it, sluts!
*puff*
Get ready for some ignunce once I roll this piece of fabulousness!
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ISMU- That is what I thought at first too, but it turns out their sizing is pretty good. In fact, I usually wear Medium size shirts, which I was pretty excited about. Their pants are kind of cheap, though, just so you know. I usually lose buttons or find holes in them within a week of ordering. I really like their sweaters, tanks and t-shirts, though. I wear them under a lot of things. But, of course, I also ONLY buy stuff that is on clearance!!!
Jeepster, try rubbing one out in a raggedy puddle-jumper.
It CAN be done, however.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
lr- Nope, just the heels in my avie. I figure with Christmas so close I shouldn't be going apeshit buying myself crap.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:30pm.
What state are you in?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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@ ISprainedMyUvula
Did you get those black hooker boots you wanted from Victoria's Secret?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:08pm.
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmus
KD it's gaga! ahahaha
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Hahahaha, are you serious??? Why does she have a protruded looking forhead like that? Maybe it just looks funny the way you trimmed it.
KD- I honestly thought that since their models weigh about three pounds that I'd better be cautious size-wise and I was a size too big.
Except in the boulder holder but that thing is fucking made of STEEL. Either that or it was frozen from being out on the porch in four degree weather...
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:08pm.
(no - seriously - Tennis and Racquet-Ball Club)
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sooo sexy. playing with balls in your hand all day and shit.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
*pastes & copies M.E.'s eggplant recipe*
Sounds delish.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Actually, I think you now have MY uterus b/c mine quit my shit while I was listening to that obnoxiousness. That's ok; you can keep it. I wasn't using it anyway.
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmus
KD it's gaga! ahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
ISMU- I hate that! Their returns are usually pretty easy though. If you want to make an exchange, call them up, otherwise, fill out the papers and send them back and you get credited pretty quickly for them.
@ Chirio
You naughty girl, I saw you propositioning David Letterman yesterday very late at night!
*points accusing finger*
Sucky:
Mile High Club!!!!
(no - seriously - Tennis and Racquet-Ball Club)
Try playing pocket-billiards in an airplane toilet..... ;)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I love fur burgers though they're delicious....oh and confusus was a complete wanker...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:06pm.
Why do i feel a white couple over 40 yrs old adopted this kid and thought it would be cute to vlog this?
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No, no. Chinese people do this to their kids all the time.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:05pm.
Suckie, you ARE. You ALWAYS bring a smile to my lips; all of 'em.
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I knooww I'm such a catch *hocks up a loogie, spits it up and back into my mouth*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
MOTHER FUCK!!!!!
So my Victoria's Secret order arrived. Half of it doesn't fit. Their super-skinny pencil jeans totally gap in the back and are all baggy in the ass. One of the sweaters is like Britney's poncho, minus the gheymbroidery even though the picture online made it look fitted. The bra makes my one tit that's bigger than the other look like it's a GD mutantboob and the retro-style skirt could be a size smaller.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Why do i feel a white couple over 40 yrs old adopted this kid and thought it would be cute to vlog this?
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Suckie, you ARE. You ALWAYS bring a smile to my lips; all of 'em.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:58pm.
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No, no. Insurance companies want to make profits. The more expensive, the more they profit. They may pay for the procedure, but then they will raise your rates to more than compensate.
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But I don't pay for my insurance, the employer does.
Hm, my insurance company seems a little more caring than you guys are making them sound. I guess it couldn't hurt to at least call and ask. I just don't know who to call.
We call pine nuts fir cones and they are not as tasty as they sound...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:00pm.
S & F is right....
It's his "member" that keeps us coming back for more...(pun intended)
(Every time I go to my club and see the sign "Members Only", I think of S & F)
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WHICH CLUB ARE YOU A PART OF? SECRET SOCIETY???
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
backkkkk. so today I noticed THEY changed the portal to our website and since we have this VRoom chat, they were talking about how they didnt like it. In caps I responded with WELL SOMEONE HAD FUN WITH GLITTERFY!!!...no one understood. so I left the room.
so much food talk..i'm hungry now. i want chinese food!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-