Thursday, December 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By This Little Kid's Cover Of "I'm Yours"
The Internet has finally found someone who can turn a Jason Mraz song into a smile! By popular demand (aka 200 emails from my mother), here's a little kid playing the ukulele while gargling the words to "I'm Yours."
Even though he sounds like your drunk ass at karaoke, he has still caused the veins in my non-working heart to fill with blood. It might be beating now. And I think this video also made me grow a uterus.
I must go look at a picture of Jon Gosselin to reverse the effects.
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suckandfuck:
You need Jesus!
And a dominatrix to beat the ignunt out of you!
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Jazzy, try to name another state named after a lubricant and that gave Billy Ray Cyrus to the world.
We Iz Proud.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Ok, so far it's just interwebular rumors regarding Hugh Hefner, I have however placed more $ on him in my death pool.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:28pm.
suckandfuck/M.E.:
It's King, slut.
King.
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MY FACE AFTER READING THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
http://media.nowpublic.net/images//03/6/036501db6b4660887f783a0a3b340a65...
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
I buy undies in American eagle (blushes)and now panache bras they are good and comfy (im a weird size and don't ask cause then you will make fun of me )
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Okay, I'll be the bitch.
*poke* What's your size? *poke* What's your size? *poke* What's your size?
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Snowy- Oh yeah, car expenses are like baby diapers. If something happens while you have it, you take care of it, lol!
suckandfuck/M.E.:
It's King, slut.
King.
And I am not always horny, but when I am?
Call security.
Someone's gonna get it and get it good!
*puff*
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I have been horny for about two years, so horny that I got used to it and now I am no longer horny. It's like I built up a tolerance.
Breakdown - I'm always horney. It's a CURSE I tell you!
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:23pm.
We have to get a new pic every time you renew in KY.
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Is that the same place they make the jelly?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:23pm.
I'm SO horny!
Am I alone here, sluts?
Speak now or forever hold my piece!
Security!
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I'M NOT FEELING BAD FOR YOU. GO CRY IN THE PRINCE OF GREECE'S PENIS!!!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Um someone just tweeted at Twatter that Hugh Hefner died....
*off to investigate*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
FOK YU PROPERTY TAXES!!!!!!!!
*jups out of 2nd story window*
*breaks leg*
FML.
Breakdown- You can have a coke!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
We have to get a new pic every time you renew in KY. Got mine last month.
Loozer Music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E
(not a rickroll, even though rickrollin' Jack is so much fun)
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Sorry to hear that KD, i hope you don't have to stop going
my retard BF just called and said the car broke down and it was $100 to fix it, and now he's broke. well, I have only $100 till pay day so FUCK YOU SORRY I DIDN'T BREAK THE DAMN CAR!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I'm SO horny!
Am I alone here, sluts?
Speak now or forever hold my piece!
Security!
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Stoney - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
I haven't had to go in for a new picture since I was 26.
*does Elaine dance*
BOOYAH!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
I hate when people contradict themselves and I bear the burden of that crap (I don't mind when I do it of course.)
This otherwise sweet woman insinuated I could be stealing a cuppa coffee cuz I don't have a receipt from the stand where I get it.
Yet she regularly gives me the employee discount when I buy food from her place and she knows I don't work there.
If she's concerned about me cheating her outta money why give me a damn discount I didn't ask for?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
FUCK THE CATBOX! FUCK THE CATBOX!
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Sounds sexy.
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Sounds desperate.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Just when things seem to be going good, shit like this comes up. I am going to bury myself in a snowbank now. Ignore the news when they start searching for me. Just tell them you think I was kidnapped.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:10pm.
So I just tried to renew my drivers license online because it expired when I turned 30, but I'm "not eligible" because I have to physically go and get a new picture. FML
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30 + 30 = 60. Eww, over half way there!
Seriously, that sucks, but just about everything with DL sucks these days.
ME- you always feel sick when you don't eat, durrrr! Go EAT! (if you haven't yet)
SHIT, I just found out I have to pay a $150 copay for the MRI I had last month. Pffffft! This sux. I'm totally going to have to drop out of physical Therapy now.
OMG!
This is so emotional.
Tomorrow I think I am wearing...
jeans!
Security!
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*drive by posting*
How is the afternoon shaping up??? Everyone all right? Are we doing sessay talk yet???
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
So I just tried to renew my drivers license online because it expired when I turned 30, but I'm "not eligible" because I have to physically go and get a new picture. FML
*shuffles off in bathroom with walker*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
Now I'm pissed off. Grrrrrrrrr.
And my shoulder is fucking killing me.
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*rubs M.E.'s shoulder*
*hooks up vodka IV*
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
ubmitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:50pm.
I wonder what the hell she said to get punched like that.
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That's what I'm dying to know. I'm willing to bet its more about the fact that she was just saying it OVER AND OVER AND OVER again....she seems to have a little habit there...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
DWM - I'm pretty sure I was with him ALL weekend. Have no idea when he could have gone.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
When the hell did he go to the bar?
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When's the last time you had sex? That's my guess
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:02pm.
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Beer: the cause of and the solution to all problems.
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There is a reason why scholars like to quote Homer...he was a VERY wise man. Even if he did lie about history for a living:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
KD - no, haven't eaten yet.
Now I'm pissed off. Grrrrrrrrr.
And my shoulder is fucking killing me.
*side eyes Stoney*
Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:21pm.
I can never buy anything for myself from a catalog, clothing-wise.
I have a weird body and very small feet.
Never liked VS underthings.
yes VS stuff needs to be boycotted
they gave me the wrong bra measurements blah, their undies run huge and don't last and most of the catalog clothes are cheap quality.
go to a fancy boutique and get measured for a bras (bras are like $50 so not that bad)
I buy undies in American eagle (blushes)and now panache bras they are good and comfy (im a weird size and don't ask cause then you will make fun of me )
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
ubmitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:50pm.
I wonder what the hell she said to get punched like that.
and that kid makes dumb faces and doesn't know the words.. keep him locked in that closet like Harry Potter...
WHere's my compressed air?
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Imma kill the BH tonight. Here we are, trying to stay on our new budget....I've been eating leftovers for two fucking weeks, and here I see he's racked up almost $80 since payday last week on miscellaneous food for lunch. BK, McDonalds, Taco Hell, Round Table and a $20 debit from the fucking bar.
When the hell did he go to the bar?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
FUCK THE CATBOX! FUCK THE CATBOX!
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Sounds sexy.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:45pm.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I am trying to pay my bills and it's depressing the fuck outta me.
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Throw a HISSY FIT! I'm telling you! It totally works! I get the feeling there's a limit on how many tho...just so you know...
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Beer: the cause of and the solution to all problems.
FUCK THE CATBOX! FUCK THE CATBOX!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:45pm.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I am trying to pay my bills and it's depressing the fuck outta me.
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Throw a HISSY FIT! I'm telling you! It totally works! I get the feeling there's a limit on how many tho...just so you know...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT....... ROCK THE CASBAH ROCK THE CASBAH
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Hey M.E., can you just update us when there's not something physically wrong with you? LOL love you, hor! xoxoxo
Seriously though, I hope you feel better.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Bored today. I kept thinking I missed the open post and it was here the whole time...
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Why are his parents hiding this delighful piece of talent in a closet I ask ya?>
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:53pm.
Snookie looks like a chubby Christina Aguilera
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IF only! She looks like fucking Ewok. And she has WAY too much hair. And she's the biggest dumbass dramaqueen. I love her!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
ME- did you eat yet?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:49pm.
his name is Brad Ferro, from Deer Park L.I.
I wonder if he lost his job at the Waldbaums over this?
Snookie looks like a chubby Christina Aguilera
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
provy: angel posted a clip of it a couple days ago. ANGEL where you at!
that shit is hysterical!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 3:43pm.
anyone see that girl get punched in the face on jersey shore? i think that episode
airs tonite
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OMGI'MSOEXCITED!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW0CuRWmdio
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker