Thursday, December 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By This Little Kid's Cover Of "I'm Yours"
The Internet has finally found someone who can turn a Jason Mraz song into a smile! By popular demand (aka 200 emails from my mother), here's a little kid playing the ukulele while gargling the words to "I'm Yours."
Even though he sounds like your drunk ass at karaoke, he has still caused the veins in my non-working heart to fill with blood. It might be beating now. And I think this video also made me grow a uterus.
I must go look at a picture of Jon Gosselin to reverse the effects.


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GOOD MORNING SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The workday comes too early!!! And The Game's still *blaring* their music down the skreet. It's Dazz Band now. I liked Lyrics Born's 'Calling Out' better... Sounds like they switched it up to some kind of Old Skool/tribal thing now;Moodfood/Moodswings maybe(?) It's been YEARS --I'm totally out of touch musically speaking. If it wasn't so chilly and I didn't have to get ready to start the day, I might just run down there and see who's spinning..! J/k
Interesting bunch we have on the block here anyway.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
God, I am in a conundrum!
I have to go to Berlin before the end of December to move out all of my shit in my old flat or else I will lose it forever...
but I have to go back to Istanbul in about ten days for some gigs.
Ugh, I hate this bi-coastal living!!!
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O.k. it’s 5 a.m.-ish and my drug-dealing neighbors just woke me with their music. Actually, it’s not bad now that I’m up (currently listening to Lyrics Born’s ‘Calling Out' right now). The cops just did a slow drive-by...but didn't stop. It's like a real-life southern version of The Wire down there. At least I can handle the music.
I know its Friday NOW!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
its taken me 12 years to get this good on the guitar.
love you
bye
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I just want to wish everyone a peaceful holiday season!
Thanks for making me laugh throughout the past year. :)
GOODNIGHT/GOOD MORNING TO ALL..WHEREVER WE SHALL BE!
SEE ya...kisses and hugs!! zzzzzzzzzz
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Ok JazzFish! Have a goodnight..or try to! Work will be there tomorrow! try to get some sleep!I am here..or we are here if needed.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Anyway, good night.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:26am.
Oh Jazzfish!! that sucks! :( do you have the weekend off?
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\NO. There is another report I was supposed to do this week, but will have to write this weekend. SUKS! Anyway, there is a holiday coming up soon!
Oh Jazzfish!! that sucks! :( do you have the weekend off?
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:20am.
I bet..how much longer do you have to finish the report? I have beer...in the fridge...wish I could Share it with ya!
One hour before I needed to log off 19 servers went off so I had to help out...but then I said..since there is no raise..for that I will finish at my normal hr. will continue work tomorrow on that situation...
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I just need to read through the last few paragraphs, add a bit, and off to sleep. If I fall asleep right now, I am looking at 5 hr, 23 min of sleep. This sucks.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:15am.
Chirio, I am so damn tired now. I just want to bash my brains out on my keyboard. Worst of all, there is no beer in the house.
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I bet..how much longer do you have to finish the report? I have beer...in the fridge...wish I could Share it with ya!
One hour before I needed to log off 19 servers went off so I had to help out...but then I said..since there is no raise..for that I will finish at my normal hr. will continue work tomorrow on that situation...
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Chirio, I am so damn tired now. I just want to bash my brains out on my keyboard. Worst of all, there is no beer in the house.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:09am.
S
*watches Chirio crack her whip*
Wow! That's hot. Is that leather?
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Fake leather..but it looks like the real thing.
I braided it...so that's why you cant tell
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:08am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:06am.
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I know...grrrrr!! hehe
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*watches Chirio crack her whip*
Wow! That's hot. Is that leather?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 1:06am.
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I know...grrrrr!! hehe
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:55am.
Submitted by buttercup_luv on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:41am.
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STFU BUTTERCUP OF SHIT! DON'T COME HERE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHERS LIKE THAT WHEN THEY ARE NOT HERE. BURN IN HELL AND I WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT! TAKE THAT POLE OUT FROM YOUR ASS AND BREATHE!!
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Damn Chirio, you're gonna make me horny talking like that.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:51am.
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Hang in there! the report will be ok!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by buttercup_luv on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:41am.
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STFU BUTTERCUP OF SHIT! DON'T COME HERE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHERS LIKE THAT WHEN THEY ARE NOT HERE. BURN IN HELL AND I WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT! TAKE THAT POLE OUT FROM YOUR ASS AND BREATHE!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
I'm still working on a report due tomorrow. Luckily, my boss decided I need to go to another meeting so it looked like we had significant representation.
LOL@Clarisse: Clearly you haven't been spending enough time on DListed and you are VERY upset with yourself!
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Hey, I know it's late (Central Time), but I just wanted to stop in and say "Hi."
Hope you all are doing well and enjoying the holiday season, maybe I'll catch y'all later!
Centy xo
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:29am.
Nite, Chirio. *kisses*
Mille tendres...
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how sweet back at ya darlin'! sleep well and may friday be a good day!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Nite, Chirio. *kisses*
Mille tendres...
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Night Lux!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Fighting sleep here. Peaches, if you're out there, I'm doing my olive oil hair thing. I HAVE to though, with the United Nations in MY gene pool. Swear by it though, and it works to tame this crazy mop. AND it washes it out like nothing in the shower.
Jus sayin cuz I wuz thinking of you and your hair concerns, P. I REALLY have to rest my eyes now; nitey..!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
K Bradi I will tell her now!
Night Bradi!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Um, if any of you scrag hends have M.E. on your Facey Bookey things, let her know Thirty Seconds To Mars is on Conan tonight.
Thanks, goodnight and rainbow glitter dreams.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Lil Ras: I am not sure what you are speaking of.
LOL!!!
I just saw this clip on the post...LOL!! this is how i end up my nights..and I sound so much like him!! WAHAHAHA
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
@Clarisse: BOTH A and B
those celeb dreams are weird though I tell ya..but fun though.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
F'd up dream alert!!
Sooo…..I took a nap after dinner…and had a dream...
I was walking into the door at a party and got into a verbal spat with Mark Walberg (sp?) (Rock star Walberg)...apparently we had dated and he thought it was exclusive, I said it wasn’t. Walberg walks outside saying bad stuff about me and gets socked in face by Robert Patterson! They scuffle, I break it up, RPattz says he was just defending his Girlfriend….I said “Wha?? Girlfriend? We only went out a few times!” AT WHICH POINT, I heard “yeah, well, Eddie left because you were ignoring him! You are either with us or you aren’t! Make up your mind!” said to Ron “Tater Salad” White!!!!
A) I have commitment issues
B) I am the Tiger Woods of dream land!!!
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cross: /kros/ n: a thing they nail people to.
@ angel_i
yeah I alredy figured that out lol
damn so windy outside I hope cable don't go off at 10
when jersey shore is on
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This is so Barf!
Hi Dlisters! I'm trying to find SuckandFuck - is he still out there?
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:06pm.
ok wtf my laptop says its 10 my tv says its 9:18
im completely outta touch today ughhh wtf
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I have 9:22
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
ok wtf my laptop says its 10 my tv says its 9:18
im completely outta touch today ughhh wtf
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This is so Barf!
I wont see Jersey shore till tomorrow!!
damn it!
watching The office right now.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
OMG Jersey SHore is on in about 5 mins
*going to get bottle of merlott and some smile cow cheese*
ROFL I'm so ~classy~
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This is so Barf!
All we are saying...
Is give peace a chance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NRriHlLUk
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Fuck this wind is too much
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:25pm.
Shit! No fun. Hopefully, this cold snap will end very soon.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:10pm.
As a fellow San Franciscan, I think that you did the right thing. SF landlords are very retaliatory. Can you get a little room heater?
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we have some space heaters, and we usually only use them on the freak storm weeks that happen like this week where it's been a good 50 degrees AT BEST INSIDE during the day...but if there is more than one person home it usually doens't work because more than one heater will blow the fuses (then no distracting lights or tv)...right now i'm fine as long as i stay parked next to it by myself but it's been hell the past week or so...it's not that big of a deal,definetly an annoyance though...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:17pm.
WOOT! Jon Gosselin is officially muzzled! TEAM TLC!
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The possum reigns supreme!
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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WOOT! Jon Gosselin is officially muzzled! TEAM TLC!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:10pm.
As a fellow San Franciscan, I think that you did the right thing. SF landlords are very retaliatory. Can you get a little room heater?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 7:59pm.
How have you been, Momus? I haven't seen you in forever!
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I have been shackled to my desk writing appellate briefs for the last three weeks. Plus, I've been doing my year-end accounting and billing.
What have you been up to?
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Giving my manager adjita, terrorizing the mail room guy, photocopying personal papers on company time. The usual hood rat stuff.
Need an assistant? BWAH!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 7:59pm.
How have you been, Momus? I haven't seen you in forever!
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I have been shackled to my desk writing appellate briefs for the last three weeks. Plus, I've been doing my year-end accounting and billing.
What have you been up to?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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i am such a pussy...SFGATE.com (the local online version of the SF newspaper) had some twitter about "tell us your heating horror stories" becase one of the (most likely behind the scenes entry level)reporters was working on a story about San Franciscans who live with their landlords who control the heat in the house/building--basically we have none where we live. so i wrote this long e-mail about how we walk around seeing our breath and wearing full winter gear etc, basically just bitching to vent and he e-mailed back right away with "we can come over and film now if your in SF,and he gave his cell# etc" and dumb ass me thought no,if they actually show a segment (which come on, is not really a "great" story)then i don't want to embaress the landlord...fuck that i want heat, but i'm still a pussy.
How have you been, Momus? I haven't seen you in forever!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma