Thursday, December 10th 2009

In Other Mop News....

Taylor Swift temporarily ironed away her Texas prom curls for a photo shoot yesterday, and kept the look afterwards to go candy shopping with her friend Emma Stone. If you do the Taylor squint, it sort of looks like Kim Zolciak died on top of her head. What am I saying? Even if you bust your eyes open like STAINS in a Hostess factory, it still looks like Kim Zolciak died on top of her head. This is what happens when you tame the curl.

As a curly head myself (or pube head as my jr. hs bullies used to call me), I do get the tingles every time I hear my curls cry in pain as I slowly murder them by pressing them between a George Foreman Grill. I usually end up looking like I just won fifth place in a Dorothy Hamill wig-alike contest, but hearing my curls die is worth it.

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She is ugly anyway...

I much prefer to curly, this looks wig-like. The curls are flirty and fun.

That looks shit no wonder the world's fucked

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Rhiannon's picture

I'm a hairstylist and can tell you that Taylor's sporting a full on wig in these pics. Look at the parting area and those bangs. Even her curly locks have extensions these days....her hair has gotten much longer and thicker in the past year. Honey if you're not born with it you build it these days.

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ESE... nice to see you.

Keep drinkin'... she'll just get better... but really, she is a true doll. humble.. sweet.. was totally driven since like age 10 to be a singer.. writes ALL her own songs and always has... and is only 19.. and (gasp!) - she acts like a teenager, and loves doing "teenager" things... that don't involve sex, drugs, and whoring herself out. (Note.. she is pictured in a CANDY store, of all places.)

For perspective.. Remember Lilo at 19? .. Looking, living, and acting like a 42 year old skank after one(hundred) too many hard nights out in a row? ok... with Taylor Swift.. just picture the polar opposite, and you know something about her.

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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:37pm.
I am so glad to see the absence of a Taylor-bashfest here tonight...

gimme a minute, i just started drinkin'!... i'm kidding, i'm kidding!... i know nothing about this girl!

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I am so glad to see the absence of a Taylor-bashfest here tonight... SO glad. That's quite an aberration, because we are a pretty tough crowd.. who are decidedly more prone - happy, in fact - to shank-a-bitch, than toss even the slightest nod of approval.

Personally, I think this girl deserves her success. She seems genuine, sweet, and unassuming, and NOT full of herself - unlike, oh... only EVERYONE else these days who has had longer (or less!) than their 15 minutes of famewhoring.

That makes her a rare gem in our D-Listed world.

and... without those curls, her true beauty takes center stage. (Although I do love her curly hair.) ... and yup, I'm gonna go there: I adore her.

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No Taylor, just no. She loooks like a wig mannequin.

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Bring back the curls! She looks pretty, but so generic with straight hair.

Don't talk that way about killing your curls! I used to have really curly hair, maybe not as curly as MK's, but very curly on humid days. It wasn't a pubic bush, but there was really nothing you could do with them. They had their own ideas about how they should look, and naturally curly hair would never be in fashion.

I don't know when it happened. The last picture I have of curly hair was ten years ago. But last year I started growing my hair longer and the curls are just so limp and lifeless, and that was when I realized my hair had changed. On dry winter days it's almost straight. I guess it doesn't look worse than it used to. Maybe it looks better. But it sure does remind me that i'm not young anymore. Like walking around with your dead Siamese twin still attached to you.

Wow i dont like this at all. Her curly hair is part of what makes her so adorable and recognizable. Taylor is a beautiful girl but this look doesnt suit her at all. She looks like she belongs in a 1980's techno video. I hope to God this is temporary.

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She looks *completely* different with straight hair. It looks good, but I think I prefer the curls. She kind of looks like a bitch with the straight hair. She also looks about seven years older.

And I don't get why the overwhelming majority seems to prefer straight hair? Granted, I hate frizzy pouf heads, but I love really nice naturally curly hair. (Mine used to be really pretty) Straight hair is so generic?

I also kind of like the shoes/tights together. Looks somewhat mod. Might be more attractive if her feet were a little smaller, though.

Manimal5's picture

She looks great!

No offense, but I hope we're not bashing Taylor Swift. Sure, her music is shit, but she doesn't seem like the Miley Cyrus of country music. To me, I could bullshit with her.

Banayna's picture

She looks so much prettier with it straight, totally didn't recognizer her at first.

I like her, she seems pretty normal, she's not a crackwhore like lohan, ashlee simpson, Paris Hilton et.

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wipe the floor with beyonce on grammys night girl!

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sharoninshape's picture

She looks 1 million time better with her hair stright and she looks mature too. she need to go stright more often.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:02pm.
She does a good cover of Wham's Last Christmas.
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They played her cover ten minutes after playing the original on the station that's always on at my workplace. I thought I was having a PTSD flashback.

I'm not a fan of this look on her. It's severe. Something in between her usual pirate wench ringlets and this would be nice -- straight but with volume and not covering her face.

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Well, I'm someone who always favors straight hair, so I'm probably biased.

I sincerely think that she looks a whole lot prettier with her hair this way. The curls are distracting and boring to me.

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Doesn't even look like the same person.

I think her giggly teen girl thing is way phony.

MizRo's picture

I think she looks prettier with wavy hair.

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birdgherl's picture

I need to get bangs.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

She is legal age, right? She looks hot!

The Sunshine Gang's picture

The transformation is now complete into cloned robotic blond pop star a la christina gaga shakira britney etc. ad infinitum

NYone's picture

Wow that's the first horrible looking blow out Ive ever seen, she really needs those curls

Eddie's picture

That's like a disguise

She looks like how Nicole Kidman wants to look!

Whatever's picture

Those hair extensions are almost as bad as shitney's.

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Not interested in her music in the least, but I like this look.

Plus, she's not a skankbot...

yet

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:25pm.

Looks like a wig. But for once her expression doesn't say: "Jees did I just suck me a powerful lemon!".

I know, lol! I admire her for not being like every flaky young star out there, but I still hate her songs!

Da Truff's picture

Straightening your Texas prom curls adds 20 points to your IQ (at least makes you look 20 IQ points smarter).

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girl cannot sing her way out of a paper bag.
but she is not an overt incestuous drug addicted teen pregnancy waiting to happen, like some people....

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I think it's refreshing to see a teenage star like her without the whore effect. She looks like the kinda girl you'd let babysit and not worry about a block party or hs orgy going on at your home. Looks like a nice kid.

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Give her a patch.. throw her in Kill BIll and let Uma Thurman kill her all over again... wait... that's not Darryl Hannah?

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SoulTaker's picture

Her hair looks pretty, but she doesn't even look like herself; when the main photo loaded, until I started reading I didn't even know it was her.

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OOOOh, I like it.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Vermithrax's picture

Looks like a wig. But for once her expression doesn't say: "Jees did I just suck me a powerful lemon!".

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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:12pm.

I think she looks pretty good. At least she isn't whoring it up like Miley.
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chica robotica's picture

I take it back. The first picture is just bad, the rest are fine.

McLiquor's picture

Has it already been said that she prettttttty much looks like the middle Jonas brother in drag??? Didn't she used to date him, too?

Haribo's picture

nice!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

You know what's weird? I think she looks like Taylor Lautner, and they're dating.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

I think she looks pretty good. At least she isn't whoring it up like Miley.

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chica robotica's picture

I think she looks better with the curls, makes her face more defined. With the straight hair, her face looks a bit like puddy. She looks a bit like grown up Jody Sweetin or... the red-headed lawyer from L&O: SVU.

loozer's picture

She does a good cover of Wham's Last Christmas.

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