Thursday, December 10th 2009
Queef Of The Spider Woman
Do my eyes deceive? Did the graceful Cheeto bloom known as Brit Brit Spears really take a rusty Ginsu knife to her seaweave mop? Is this Brit Brit's hair in its natural state? The answer is: NO. It looks like Brit Brit merely replaced her longer extensions with shorter ones. And it still looks like it was the scene of a raccoon orgy.
At this point, Brit Brit's scalp has been pulled and prodded so much that it probably looks like the asshole of a power bottom pepaw (aka my future). Hair doesn't grow there anymore.
Anyway, here's Brit Brit shopping for more ponchos in Los Angeles yesterday.
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T-shirts : A&f etc $12-18 free shipping.
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How does her real hair look like? Still short?
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:51am.
Yeah, I don't know about that. Perhaps if she rests and trains again but I get the feeling she done fucked up her voice for life, which is really sad, and very bizarre. But still.
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Music is as subjective as the perception of beauty.
I haven’t been able to listen to her voice without winching throughout her career. But to each his/her own. :) If you don’t have a lot of light pollution in your area, bundle up and step outside for awhile. Locate the Gemini constellation and wait patiently. The Geminids meteor shower has been brilliant this year. These annual earth-grazers will peak on December 13/14 with 50-80 meteors per hour and continue through December 18th.
godDAMN...I was trying to guess who was the 50-something Hollywood hasbeen before I read the caption. Eh, 50-something hasbeen with too much plastic surgery and plastic hair is Britney's fate anyway.
Submitted by Italics on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:44am.
angel_i
"It" is called dancing and singing.
If she would do "it" we might like her.
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Oh no! No, no! Please don’t encourage her to sing!
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Yeah, I don't know about that. Perhaps if she rests and trains again but I get the feeling she done fucked up her voice for life, which is really sad, and very bizarre. But still.
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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angel_i
"It" is called dancing and singing.
If she would do "it" we might like her.
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Oh no! No, no! Please don’t encourage her to sing!
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What Britney Spears Really Sounds Like On Stage
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9c_1219341209
"It" is called dancing and singing.
If she would do "it" we might like her.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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A photo retrospective of the nameless, albino nutria.
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I’m getting teary-eyed!
I’m willing to pay someone to bury the albino nutria she’s wearing on her head like hair. Seriously, this is inhumane. The poor animal died 2 years ago and deserves a proper burial. If anyone knows a responsible road kill removal service, please ask them to forward an estimate for the cost of extraction, bio-hazard decontamination, cremation, an urn and information about where I can send flowers.
Rest in peace, little guy!
LMFAOOOO@ Pleco's Shitney avvie!!
I think that's another reason why I secretly love the Shitters...she makes me feel really pretty, groomed & pulled-together.
Good frickin GAWD that rat's nest is inexcusable. I'd rather see her chocha. At least it's bald so there's no brushing required.
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She would have been better off with a good wig all this time. Her hair would have grown back 2 times over by now.
Would have looked better too!
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I am pretty sure this is all her real hair. Finally! She still has roots and if she'd gotten anything significant done - beyond removing the weave - she'd look more coiffed than this. Plus, this is about the length that her uncut hair would be if she had been letting it go since the Big Shave.
I'll bet it is dyed up and looking fresh in a matter of days...
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Poor, poor girl. She is empty.
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Oh my word...I thought this was Courtney Love on a bad day...sheesh...she has truly earned that Shitney moniker again...
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 5:43pm.
I agree Big Bertha. If it weren't for acting the Lolita-whoa, she'd be nothing.
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I disagree, you don't understand why me and so many other people like her...it has nothing to do with her image...
remember most of her fans are female/gay
I was drawn to her because of the joy and energy and LOVE of performing. Offstage I liked her even more she was sweet, confused, humble.
Also her songs were pure escapism, coupled with her unique vocal style they were all guaranteed hits.
Her remaining fans have a variety of reasons for supporting her, and whatever it "is" she has "it"...that's what she's been blessed with.
Some people are blessed with amazing vocal talent, some people are drop dead beautiful. some people are great actors, but Britney was blessed with "it."
Label "it" with what you wish.
Also keep in mind people aren't that shallow, if she signed purely on her "looks" they would have just signed friggin Victoria Secret models.
"I don't like defining myself - I just am." - Britney Spears
I think her hair looks better short like this anyway. And not just because I'm bipolar and randomly whack off my own hair. Maybe she was having a bad day like me and just decided she needed a new do. Either way, I like it.
who in their right mind go out looking like this? and she is famous adn have cash. You will never see ordinary people looking like a hot mess down Roberson blvd before you say an A list. Unfitney haev no style or class.
having extentions my self, (mine are really long, like down to my bum) they can be a huge job to take care of so i understand if she doesn't want to have a full on blow dry every day, but for the love of god do something! You can put it up in a lose sort of bun and make sure the bands where the extension is is covered and bobs your uncle. theres no need to look like that.
also there is expecially never any need or excuse to wear that poncho seriously WTF! i'd reather look at her wandering nipples.
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I agree Big Bertha. If it weren't for acting the Lolita-whoa, she'd be nothing.
her hair is a lost cause. Forever fugly.
she's completely average looking, can't sing and is a marginal dancer.
honestly, she should thank the good lord above for her fortune everyday.
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She should start fresh with her hair: she resembles Hagel in these pics.
I swear she looks like my 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Barlow! Right down to the lipstick and poncho (thats what they are called, right?)
why don't they let her grow her hair back under a wig so it can be healthy?
stop hating she looks better than her usual self
she looks good actually
After revisiting these pictures, I stopped looking at the scary fake smile long enough to realize that her face is aging badly and she's not even 30.
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A scarecrow has better hair then her.
best weave ever.
God I love this women.
Which might lead many to question my mental state, but oh well!
I'm happy. :)
Her hair is always looking hot like a birds nest. Why does she looked constipated?
She looks like an old lady..
She looks crazy. But what else is new?
It might be good news that she's with-it enough to affect a fake smile. Appropriate behavior for the paps. Maybe the bipolar or whatever she has, is under control. But then looking at the back of her head, this is a woman who still dresses with the mental equivalent of beer goggles on.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:12pm.
I looked it up and she shaved her head in Feb 2007.
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Right? Three years! And all becuz she didn't have patience in the beginning to let it grow back....
Do we all understand the phrase: Haste Makes Waste a little better know, I hope?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Bad hair aside, that is one pained smile. Brit can't even fake being happy anymore.
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Hey sushi, I can never understand how someone shaves off their head and doesn't stop fucking with the new and improved hair.
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I've thought this before about her, too. I've decided that due to bipolar/anxiety, she more than likely pulls out chunks of her hair.
I watched a special on people who do that years ago, and it is supposedly impossible to get them to stop, so maybe they are just clipping in a new expension for every new bald spot she makes.
Just a theory.
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I looked it up and she shaved her head in Feb 2007. She should have a decent amount of hair by now. The constant extensions and bleaching/coloring must have fried it back off.
I totally thought that was Izzie from Grey's Anatomy.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I can never understand how someone shaves off their head and doesn't stop fucking with the new and improved hair.
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 1:44pm.
you're getting Santa and that OMD stuff
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walk for a ho!
she's on Robertson- she probably bought something from that crap store Kitson.
The other stores have nice clothes, and Brit has terrible taste, so we know she didn't go to any of them.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:51pm.
Green Is Good:
WTF is Biotin and are you selling that shit and is it for men or women?
Can you put some on your peen?
S&F wanted me to ask ya!
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Off topic: (unless we're talking about Brit's hair issues)
Hi Triston:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biotin
Biotin is a B vitamin supplement. Seriously, it works. And I'm not selling it. I bought at GNC here in DE. God bless my Dermatologist.
And no,you can't put it on your penis, unless you grind it into powder and sprinkle it on your meat. But it don't taste like sugar, Sweety.
@Farrah...that's a nice list what am I getting ?
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how many shades of yellow is that shit on her head?
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walk for a ho!
Maybe her boyfriend is a "hair grabber" and she's wearing that bald spot with pride.
But that smile.
That smile is how my tummy feels about the back of her head.
Queasy and a little disconnected.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 1:03pm.
WTF is with being double fisted with miniature bottles of water?
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That's where she keeps the Vodka.
This reminds me of a nightmare I was having that actually woke me up this morning, about big spiders.
Why couldn't her head be like an Etch-a-Sketch where you can just shake it a few times then redraw.