Wednesday, December 9th 2009

Quote Of The Day

Khloe Kardashian to Rachael Ray on how Kourtney plans to breastfeed her kid during kindergarten snack time:

"Kourtney was like, 'I'm so excited. I don't have to cook for five years! And I go, 'What do you mean?' She's like, 'I'm gonna breast feed.' I go, 'For five years?' She has, like, no idea!"

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alex - they think they're famous, they think they have talent, etc. THATS the scary thing!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Why are they famous?

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:41pm.

Breastfeeding always reminds me of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY

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replace 'cook' with 'yell at the chef' and replace 'breast feed' with 'totally fuck up'

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does this make kloe the smart one?
think so...

Oh, what a moron. $5 says she won't make it past the first hospital feeding.

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Does she do floors and windows, too?

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The Kardashians and Rachel Ray.

The Three Stooges.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:32am.
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Daaaave! *High five*

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:10am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:50pm.
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If you think that was disturbing, DO NOT click on this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO7

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WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!

SERIOUSLY- WHAT THE FUCK!

That woman needs help from a shrink or somethin!

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david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Someone on this thread has a stick jammed up their ass real far.

Maybe you aren't funny enough for Open Post !

Just a thought!

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Calm down people, maybe she means she will do a reality show based on breastfeeding her babeh friend and milk enough money to afford a personal chef for 5 years?

Actually that'd be ever more disturbing.

Oh well, it's the Kardashians, let's hope natural selection works its magic.

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Stupid hos.

That is all.

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*roots through closet for some old whore-heels and spray-paints bottoms red*

THERE.Now whenever I have to dress up, I'll have my "loo-wee-bou-tahns".

Round here, no one's going to notice if they're the real deal.
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they think louboutan shoes are love so im not surprised that they dont think a child needs food

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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 2:28am.

*snip*

Therefore you'll never get to enjoy the fringe benefits of having someone listen to your mindless drivel.
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clearly you've never read the open post comments during the day

:)

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KT's picture

i agree with the comment below me, i mean how effing stupid do you have to be? seriously? these twats are disgusting.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

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Intelligence is not important here. What is important is hotness. We have to deal with this kind of affront to our sensibilities because their sister Kim, is attractive. Regardless of if you find her personally attractive, most people find her attractive. This is the reason why we get to enjoy these gems from the Kardashian sisters.

It is infuriating on some level to know that despite the fact that you may be more intelligent than Kourtney, you might not be as hot as her sister. Therefore you'll never get to enjoy the fringe benefits of having someone listen to your mindless drivel.

khourtney kartrashian has no idea because she's like the rest of her sisters; a braindead cum dumpster. Her kids are going to grow up with no values; they'll think money grows on trees.

1 sister gets knocked up out of wedlock with a guy who cheats on her, 1 marries a rich guy for his money after "dating" for 3 months & the oldest one is famous for being a human toilet seat & an amateur porn whore. How proud their mother must be. Dumbasses...

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:10am.

If you think that was disturbing, DO NOT click on this...
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You know I had to. Only waited until the name of the vid showed then I exited lickety split!

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...Another thought--if Kourtney was serious about thinking she'd be breastfeeding her kid until it's five then she'll probably keep it in Huggies until it's nine.
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Dumb b***h!

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Idiots.

Even if one 'did' want to nurse their kid that long, it still eats other food! Y

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AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate these idiots.

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Hotmammi, that Scott-guy was just looking for a monied meal ticket and he found one in Kourtney Kardashian; thats just MY take on the whole thing.

Tila Nguyen is doing the same thing. They're not stupid.
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I used to like them, especially Kim, but now they almost make me embarrassed to be a woman. What happened to respectability? These women have no idea what real life is like, and worse, they probably don't care. 3 of the biggest wastes of space imaginable.

And Kourt, trapping Scott Dickdick into staying with you is not going to work. He'll be gone.

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These numbskulls are FEATURED, yes FEATURED on www.CNN.com right now where you can write in and ask questions. The place which is supposed to feature news and articles of importance and interest, not promoting a pair of imbeciles.

You release your own sex tape (which was terrible before taking into consideration that is was intended for release) and that's your only reason for being in the public eye Not only that, two siblings ride the coattails of such a person to fame.

Who made them famous exactly? Who gives them attention? The fact they make a living from all this is proof that society is pretty much screwed.

*I am awake kim is rather tasty which makes it difficult to curse her out. But curse her untalented (yet voluptuous) ass out I will!

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"She's all like..."

"And I go.."

"And she's like..."

"So I go..."

Such eloquence!

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Submitted by Nicole on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:18pm.
I seriously cannot fucking stand any of the Kardashian skeezers. They're all fat, ugly, mentally retarded, untalented hags who need to crawl back under the rock from whence they came.

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She needs to bring them titties to the table, I'll fucking suck on them for five years.

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:50pm.
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If you think that was disturbing, DO NOT click on this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74

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Another whorey, trashy, family that needs to be bagged up and thrown out. The mother is nothing but a pimp who started whoring out her daughters, soon as kim's video got "leaked". I bet she had a hand in that! Bitch got jealous of that other whore, paris, and wanted to make some of that green!

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Kourtney will spend the first couple of months breasting the kid, and the rest she'll split up between Scott and Khloe (especially since Khloe always acts so queer for her all time). Scott, being the douch-dawg that HE is will move on quickly once the novelty has worn off, which won't take long. TRUST.
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jesus wept ig!

why haven't i learned never to click on links from this site?

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Breastfeeding always reminds me of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY

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Submitted by Jizzball on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:28pm.
I'd hit the pretty one and let the other do my laundry.
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I'd hit the pretty one and let the other do my laundry.

no comment thats just outright fu%$ing stupid..

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someone needs to pee on simple bitch

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Fucking retards...all of them.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
Sure, but the kids eats FOOD too, right?

Yeah, of course, he eats food. Only vegan stuff but still food!

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:27pm.

I work for a family and the mother still breastfeeds her 3 year old so to me it isn't that surprising.
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I'm still trying to figure out why these bitches are famous. It's certainly not for their looks or brains.

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I work for a family and the mother still breastfeeds her 3 year old so to me it isn't that surprising. It's actually a trend going strong in some hipster families, especially in Brooklyn, NY. That and the sharing of the bed.